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ricketyvickyt posted:I just don’t have any words that fit how I feel about this... Aw gently caress yeah, Play-Doh!
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Oct 18, 2019 23:04
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Perma-bruise??
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Oct 18, 2019 23:07
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Wasabi the J posted:Aw gently caress yeah, Play-Doh! It'd be a great candidate for a blast-over
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Oct 19, 2019 00:05
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Knee posted:A fetus inside the palm/thumb of a hand? Right...that's what... ? Huh? The true dangers of masturbation.
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Can this thread be a home for terrible studio stories? I had a dude book for a tattoo at the start of the month with a £50 deposit. One of my artists spent a good few hours drawing up this composition of roses and a pocket watch and then on the day, about 30 mins before he was due to come in he called the shop to ask if he needed to bring anything to which we said "Just your ID and maybe a sugary drink or some snacks", he replied "Oh I dont have ID, my grandmother was just gonna call when I got there to consent for me". It's commonly known law that you must be 18 to get a tattoo in the UK, you cannot use parental consent like you can with piercings, and even then consent must be signed in person, it can't be done over the phone. We explained that isn't how it's gonna work at all and if he doesnt have ID then he shouldn't have booked the appointment, he started moaning about how 16 year olds can't even get ID (You can get a passport at 1 year old, provisional driving licenses from 15 years old, and Citizen ID cards whenever you like). Upon telling him that he isn't even old enough so now even if he finds some ID he wont be getting tattooed at all he started asking for his deposit back. It's posted all over the shop that deposits are non-refundable for cases exactly like this, an artist has spent time drawing, we've now got an empty 6hr space on the day, and generally gently caress you for wasting our time. It's been 3 weeks since he was 'booked in', just got a phone call from his grandmother yesterday screaming at me that I'm gonna refund her bratty kid's £50 or she is gonna go to the police, and trading standards, and the licensing authority and "as high as she possibly can". I told her she is more than welcome to pursue it in any way she sees fit but she'll only be told it's a civil matter, we broke no laws, we in fact abided by all the laws stipulated for tattooing as well as local by-laws with regards to licenseing. She got all boomerific, told me to shut the gently caress up when she's telling me what i'm gonna do for her grandson at which point I said I don't need to listen to her abuse and hung up. I'm sure she will get a rude awakening from the police and council when she tries talking to them, and if she tries stepping foot in here she'll just be told to leave as she isn't a customer and would be trespassing, which is a criminal act. If I tried booking a tattoo when I was 16 and lost £50 for my efforts my parents / grandparents would have just laughed at me and told me they hope I had learned my lesson in trying to break the law, why this kid's grandmother is trying to protect him and attack us is just baffling to me.
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Oct 19, 2019 12:05
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Tasteless Tattoo Stories: Your Gran is a oval office
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Oct 19, 2019 13:11
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This is so bizarre it can’t be unintentional
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Oct 19, 2019 17:01
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dpack_1 posted:Can this thread be a home for terrible studio stories? Someone just tried to get a back piece here without having eaten today, apparently with no sleep and a few months after severe burning and sunstroke. They didn't tell anyone any of this until my boss wondered why she was crying 
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Oct 19, 2019 17:14
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WeaponX posted:This is so bizarre it can’t be unintentional I guarantee it's some frat-bro that thinks it's funny, along with the whole "if my hand could get pregnant i'd be hosed!"
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Oct 19, 2019 17:14
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WeaponX posted:This is so bizarre it can’t be unintentional While I’m sure that’s supposed to be the palm side, nothing except the lack of nails seem to suggest that. Goddamn, add a palm wrinkle or something. Or maybe the nails are missing from the rapidly encroaching dry gangrene at the tips.
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Oct 19, 2019 17:27
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 I am enought Edit: forgot to crop name out
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Oct 20, 2019 04:17
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CeramicPig posted:
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Queen Combat posted:M...Metroid? The baby Metroid died for our sins.  CeramicPig posted:
"I am Enought. Johnt. G raped and murdered my wifet. Find himt and kill himt."
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Oct 20, 2019 11:16
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ricketyvickyt posted:I just don’t have any words that fit how I feel about this... It looks like a water colored cabbage
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Railing Kill posted:The baby Metroid died for our sins. I always wanted to know what Memento would be like while having a stroke
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Oct 21, 2019 08:54
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sephiRoth IRA posted:I always wanted to know what Memento would be like while having a stroke text me 
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Oct 21, 2019 09:33
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Memento posted:text me Boo this person boooooo
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Oct 21, 2019 17:24
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Memento posted:text me "Hold hard, hold hard", the H-rd-ng cries, "Hold hard, hold hard", each voice replies, And L-sh-ngt-n holds hard, nor tries, In vain to fetch a run. We all know you're a (filthy, horrible) cricket-sexual.  e: Or maybe yours is rugby, I forget. gently caress it, it stays.
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Oct 21, 2019 17:59
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CeramicPig posted:
I am enough+. Slightly more than enough.
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Oct 21, 2019 20:59
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Gort posted:I am enough+. Slightly more than enough. I read it as 'I am enough (positive)' ergo they're healthily giving themselves permission to be a total Debbie downer.
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Oct 21, 2019 21:33
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Is it  that it means, "I am enough in Christ"?
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Oct 21, 2019 21:58
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Yeah looks like a cross to me. The words are in cursive but it clearly isn't, and isn't quite a + either. I am enough (for god) something like that
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Oct 22, 2019 01:45
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I am enough and its jesus sayin it to you.
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Oct 22, 2019 02:04
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Oct 22, 2019 02:40
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1186332790293446656
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Oct 22, 2019 03:24
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What the gently caress are the stripes on that garbage tattoo supposed to be? They look like they're supposed to be made of marble (or pubes) but that's the dumbest loving thing.
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Oct 22, 2019 03:30
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Well, you got it half right.
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Oct 22, 2019 03:31
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This is like getting a double swastika tattoo
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Oct 22, 2019 03:34
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Great Metal Jesus posted:What the gently caress are the stripes on that garbage tattoo supposed to be? They look like they're supposed to be made of marble (or pubes) but that's the dumbest loving thing. My guess is dollar bills? Yeah it looks like rear end
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Oct 22, 2019 05:00
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It's the ahegao sweater
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Oct 22, 2019 05:58
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I think it's just supposed to be highlights/shadows on a ruffled flag, like this specimen: The flag is backwards.
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Oct 22, 2019 06:36
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MaliciousOnion posted:The flag is backwards. Matches the individual
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Oct 22, 2019 06:38
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When hanging the flag, the star field always goes in the top left, so I don't think it is? However, tattooing a white supremacist symbol on you is definitely tasteless.
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Oct 22, 2019 11:07
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 Line work is... Ok? Also looking forward to a no steppy update.
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Oct 22, 2019 11:20
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As someone with a cartoon penis tattooed on him*, I'll allow this. *https://i.imgur.com/B57kU6I.jpg (source) whypick1 has a new favorite as of 11:42 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Oct 22, 2019 11:33
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Great Metal Jesus posted:What the gently caress are the stripes on that garbage tattoo supposed to be? They look like they're supposed to be made of marble (or pubes) but that's the dumbest loving thing. It almost looks like they're signatures.
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Oct 22, 2019 12:27
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MaliciousOnion posted:I think it's just supposed to be highlights/shadows on a ruffled flag, like this specimen: Blessed are the cheesemakers
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Oct 22, 2019 12:29
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Takes No Damage posted:
What’s wrong with dickbutt?
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Queen Combat posted:When hanging the flag, the star field always goes in the top left, so I don't think it is? All correct
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