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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

SASCAR WINTER HEAT/MOTOR MADNESS

We had a thread for this but it...got locked, oops. Again. Let's try this again.

What Is This Dumb Thing?
We've reached the end of the racing season, which means we'll be looking for something to do during the dark ages of late November-late January when racing doesn't happen.

In 2012 or 2013, we set up our own Synchtube channel, which migrated over to CyTube, to gather and watch old racing and other miscellaneous fun stuff like The Darts. Think PSP.tv, just for auto racing instead of wrasslin' (though wrasslin' bumpers do cross over to this channel). The channel got popular enough that we made it a regular offseason thing and it expanded into a year-round hangout as well. The name, Winter Heat, is a nod to ESPN's actual Winter racing programming in the 1990s.

What Do We Watch In Winter Heat?
-NASCAR
-ARCA
-IndyCar/IRL/CART
-Dirt track racin' (WoO, etc.)
-Local racing action
-Trailer/Figure 8 racing
-NHRA
-Racing documentaries
-Demolition derbies
-Power Wheels demolition derbies
-Extreme Barbie Power Wheels Downhill Racing
-Other randomness people post

There's no real schedule, so look for the thread to be bumped for potential programming! Or, have stuff you want to watch? Post itt with some lead time so people have advance notice and go wild. Many of the nights are impromptu, but I'd considered putting together a weekly CART lookback series like MassRafTer does with WCW in the MARK BLOCK PARTY BANG TOWN, but then I got another job and...am too lazy. If somebody else wants to take the point (VikingSkull's Dirt Track Corner?), go for it and post the details.

Twitch
We also had longtime racing goon financially racist (formerly cannotfindserver) who did a Twitch stream of NASCAR Dirt to Daytona and NASCAR Thunder 2003 one time and it was fun to watch. Maybe he'll do that again. (He should.)

Wait, Power Wheels demolition derbies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8U8uJ76eU

County fair sanctioned child abuse for the win!

Sounds Awesome. Where Do I Go?
-PP14/Algebra Testes/dentisttoybox's CyTube channel (Primary): https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat
-CFS/financially racist's Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/cubivoresa
-WindyMan's Wreckfest channel: https://discordapp.com/channels/139226535788806145/318463875810852864
--Click #nascar-voice, click WindyMan's name, click Join Stream on his profile (if available; MUST BE DONE THROUGH THE DISCORD CLIENT).

What does DIRT stand for?
Did we ever figure that out?

SASCAR Winter Heat Christmastravaganza
In 2018 (and again in 2019), we decided to watch a three-hour enduro Figure 8 race from the Indianapolis Speedrome, as produced by LowBudget TV. Between the race and Twitter slapfights (I'm not making this up), it was an insanely fun enough event that we've turned it into the centerpiece of a Christmas night playlist bracketed by the most insane racing-related Christmas stuff the internet has ever produced.

This year's show is December 25th, 7pm EST.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 20:09 on Mar 24, 2020

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WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
I want to watch the 250 miler modifieds race from New Hampshire this year. I actually started to watch it but then thought, why not do it with some goooooons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf8P3bisI8

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

I want to watch the 250 miler modifieds race from New Hampshire this year. I actually started to watch it but then thought, why not do it with some goooooons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf8P3bisI8

Oh hell yeah, I'll be in.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

I want to watch the 250 miler modifieds race from New Hampshire this year. I actually started to watch it but then thought, why not do it with some goooooons?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZf8P3bisI8

Did you end up watching this or did you want others to watch it with? I still haven't seen it.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

TONIGHT...New Hampshire Motor Speedway lost its fall dates for the top 3 NASCAR touring series to Las Vegas this year but, not to be totally shut out, they came up with a great idea, and tonight we watch it. What is "it"? The longest race in NASCAR Whelen Modified Series history, the Musket 250. Who wins that glorious LOBSTAH or...a musket or generic trophy that says "Good job, dummy, you won" on it? Come find out!

Also, maybe other stuff, I have short-length stuff queued up in the channel we haven't actually watched yet.

9pm Eastern/6pm Pacific: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

Upcoming Night Ideas:
-VikingSkull picks out old dirt races.
-UNOH Bash at the Beach lookbacks.
-Snowmachine racing.
-Vintage Truck Series nights.
-PYT: Post Your Track.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Dec 9, 2018

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Alright, there's been some talk of watching the three magical, regional touring series races run on the backstretch at Daytona in 2013 (and maybe the 2014 ones at some point), the name of which I keep confusing with a WCW PPV.

So, what works for you? If I can get enough takers (in the interest of letting as many people who want to watch as possible), I'll run at least the Late Model feature of the 2013 UNOH Bash Battle at the Beach tonight at either 8 or 9 Eastern. Time-permitting, we can throw in the Whelen Modified race, which was the second of the three. Plus, BUMPERS!

https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

e- Never mind. Who the gently caress has the bad knockoff of Peanut President's username that purged our entire playlist? :fuckoff:

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 19, 2018

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
How about three hours of Figure 8 for Christmas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ3fp3EtGWI

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

How about three hours of Figure 8 for Christmas?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ3fp3EtGWI

This sounds crazy enough to watch. Name a time.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

CBJSprague24 posted:

This sounds crazy enough to watch. Name a time.

5 pm PT sounds good, so as not to be too late for the losers on the east coast

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

5 pm PT sounds good, so as not to be too late for the losers on the east coast

Promote it in Discord because I don't have it on my phone and we'll run it. :getin:

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
Done. FYI, in five of the last six years of this race there have been two or three cars finishing on the lead lap which is loving bonkers for a race like this.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Hoo boy, did I find some holiday poo poo to use as a pre-show, as well as a post-show! Let's use this schedule:

-7:45pm: Christmas Carols!
-8:00pm: A Very Special NASCAR Christmas...Special: Searching for Santa
-8:07pm: Three-Hour World Figure 8 Championship
-~112:00pam: Another Very NASCAR Christmas Special

Fake Edit- WindyMan, why is this video four hours for a three hour race?

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

CBJSprague24 posted:

Hoo boy, did I find some holiday poo poo to use as a pre-show, as well as a post-show! Let's use this schedule:

-7:45pm: Christmas Carols!
-8:00pm: A Very Special NASCAR Christmas...Special: Searching for Santa
-8:07pm: Three-Hour World Figure 8 Championship
-~112:00pam: Another Very NASCAR Christmas Special

Fake Edit- WindyMan, why is this video four hours for a three hour race?

There's some pre-race and post-race coverage you can skip if you'd like.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

This race each year may become The Winter Heat Christmas Special. There's lots of material for a drinking game, too:

Sip:
-Every time the name "Tunny" is uttered.
-More than one grammatical error in a Tweet shown on-screen (you're/your, there/their/they're, etc).
-Crash caused by a stalled car in the crossover involving said stalled car.

Drink:
-Red flag
-Any time the PBP announcer says any variant of "Tip toe".
-Any time the PBP announcer gets defensive at an insulting Tweet.
-A Tweet suggests a celebrity who is not in this race can win.

Chug/take a shot:
-Any time a Twitter slapfight emerges between viewers from the live Tweets LBTV shows during cautions.
-Any time the PBP announcer makes a reference which could be construed as sexual.
-8+ car wreck.
-If any safety vehicle stalls.
-Crash caused by a stalled car in the crossover NOT involving said stalled car.

Finish the bar:
-Any time the PBP announcer says "fapping".
-If a street stock or the Batmobile-looking car wins.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Dec 26, 2018

Elitist Bitch
Sep 13, 2007



RIP Batmobile car

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Added the 1995 WSC Grand Prix of Atlanta which iirc was the reason they took out "the Dip" at Road Atlanta.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I have nothing to do on NYE because I'm lame/don't feel like going out in my lame town in rain and 40mph winds. If you're in a similar boat, post in here or Discord and we'll figure out something to watch. I'm thinking another Figure 8 World Championship.

E- September 1996 Inside Winston Cup is the intro at 8:30ish. The 2nd Truck exhibition race from Tucson in 1994, which was part of the actual Winter Heat that year, follows a little after 9.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Jan 1, 2019

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

A September 1996 Inside Winston Cup starts NOW! 1994 Exhbition Trucks from Tucson starts at around 9:15pm.

https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Hell yeah let's do this

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 11 days!)

Ernie Irvan's wife: crazy horse lady

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Since it's going to snow like hell where I live and I saw some suggestion of watching videos Friday or Saturday last night, how about a two-night Battle at the Beach event tonight and tomorrow?

We may only have one main event for each night, as it looks like the Mod race was yanked from YouTube, but we would still have late models and K&N.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

The January 1996 episode of TNN's Inside NASCAR, followed by the 2013 Battle at the Beach Late Model race and whatever else we find, 8pm Eastern.

I'll plan on running more tomorrow if all goes well, including the finish of the Battle of the Beach Mod race and the full K&N race: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

We barely showed anything I had planned last night and, to be honest, it was glorious and way better. Big thanks to the hivemind for finding stuff more entertaining such as democross and backwards drag racing.

In fact, it was so good that I'm going to run the same playlist again tonight, with a few other things added. The only difference is main event will be highlights of the 2013 Daytona Mod race and the K&N race in its entirety but, first, backwards drag racing and run what you brung. 8PM Eastern.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
popup dirt modifieds, live now!

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
more dirt mods at 8est

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
ok getting ready to start we got like 4 hours of mod action on tap tonight

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

VikingSkull's Dirt Track Corner goin' on now: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Twitter user BaseballBalks, who interacts with several goons, has started his own old racing channel to continue an ongoing 2003 rewatch on the advice of myself and Boomer the Cannon.

Tonight, the 2003 Busch Series Funai 250 from Richmond. Or at least I think that's what the race was called.

https://cytu.be/r/oldcupwatchalongs

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8KHIoGuTU

A 150 lap (multi-class?) figure 8 race with outlaw and street stock cars.

When we gonna watch?

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8KHIoGuTU

A 150 lap (multi-class?) figure 8 race with outlaw and street stock cars.

When we gonna watch?

At the same time we watch that Southwest Tour(?) race from Long Beach(?) somebody posted in Discord recently.

...both of these things need to happen soon.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS8KHIoGuTU

A 150 lap (multi-class?) figure 8 race with outlaw and street stock cars.

When we gonna watch?

Anybody want to do this tonight?

e- :siren: 9PM EASTERN

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Apr 20, 2019

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it



The NXS race at Daytona ain't startin' for a while. Ask me how I know.

While my shorts, shoes, socks, and underwear drive, I propose we watch something: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

CBJSprague24 posted:



The NXS race at Daytona ain't startin' for a while. Ask me how I know.

While my shorts, shoes, socks, and underwear drive, I propose we watch something: https://cytu.be/r/SASCARWinterHeat

Second verse, same as the first. We were talking Grand-Am in Discord, so I've queued up the 2007 Brumos Porsche 250, as it's the shortest full race available. Link in the quote.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

Note to self: watch this:
https://twitter.com/Kenny_Wallace/status/1180652074247315457

E- and Bristol four-bangers.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Oct 7, 2019

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrZyU654Qhw

Lets put this one on the list of stuff to watch during the winter heat cause i see a flipping car

orange juche fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Oct 17, 2019

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind
The 2019 3-Hour World Figure 8 Championship race is uploaded in full. Last year we watched this in December I think? Let's do that again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjj9cp8CbHo

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

WindyMan posted:

The 2019 3-Hour World Figure 8 Championship race is uploaded in full. Last year we watched this in December I think? Let's do that again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjj9cp8CbHo

I think we were talking about making this a Christmas tradition, so I'm glad you found it.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


WindyMan posted:

The 2019 3-Hour World Figure 8 Championship race is uploaded in full. Last year we watched this in December I think? Let's do that again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjj9cp8CbHo

How drunk do we need to get to watch this?

dentist toy box
Oct 9, 2012

There's a haint in the foothills of NC; the haint of the #3 chevy. The rich have formed a holy alliance to exorcise it but they'll never fucking catch him.


SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

How drunk do we need to get to watch this?
yes

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