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Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
Joining a cooking discord yielded the exact results I expected and more


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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

The sausage was, unfortunately, spicy

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Zipperelli. posted:

Excuse me, what?

Do you also believe that Taco Bell uses Grade F meat and that there's horse meat in McDonalds burgers?

Serious question: have you ever eaten a white castle slider? They taste absolutely nothing like liver whatsoever, in any form or fashion. I heartedly encourage you to try them if you never have. They're delicious.

You should never eat any kind of franchise fast food, though, because they're all horribly abusive towards employees, undocumented migrants and the farming supply network they get their food from. So I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to reject them unless they're literally starving and it's the only choice.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Joining a cooking discord yielded the exact results I expected and more




:laffo:

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Synthbuttrange posted:

The sausage was, unfortunately, spicy

New thread title?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
The best thing about that picture is that it reminds me of church potlucks/picnics back when I was a kid. That's exactly what the food looked like, right down to the charred-to-poo poo sausage. loving :laffo:

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


PYF Anti-Food Porn: The sausage was, unfortunately, spicy

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I kinda like when hot dog sausages have some charring on them

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Iron Crowned posted:

I kinda like when hot dog sausages have some charring on them

so spicy tho :(

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

Joining a cooking discord yielded the exact results I expected and more





Those are my favorite kind of sausage! Bastards!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS



:haveasip:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 22:00 on Oct 21, 2019

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Randaconda posted:



:haveasip:

The worms are a nice touch.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://twitter.com/Russia_NC/status/1186209150025515009

LifeSunDeath has a new favorite as of 03:01 on Oct 22, 2019

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006


https://twitter.com/hvranch/status/1112723794458800131

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Yeah, the other post was missing some critical information

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
That's not actually a joke, Hidden Valley Ranch is already so loving sweet it's unbearable to eat

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
My mom is cleaning out the attic in our house, and found a cheese sandwich in a jacket that my brother last used when he was 10.



My brother is 34 now.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
Have a bite

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

evobatman posted:

My mom is cleaning out the attic in our house, and found a cheese sandwich in a jacket that my brother last used when he was 10.



My brother is 34 now.

surprisingly well preserved

still would, and I cannot stress this enough, not

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Oh it looks fine you babies

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

evobatman posted:

My mom is cleaning out the attic in our house, and found a cheese sandwich in a jacket that my brother last used when he was 10.



My brother is 34 now.

There are attic cheeses older than the both of you combined, and I have delighted in touring the world sampling their dusty unctuous fleshes. As a connoisseur I say--as down-my-nose as possibly I can muster--"fie."

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
It's just been dry-aged, jeez.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I'm actually most impressed by the bread.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
The Time Traveler's Lunch.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Would.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
This would probably taste fine but I think the uploader has audio mics in his kitchen going in all possible directions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nksbpdJwj4

It's like some SPAM hell ASMR

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

angerbeet posted:

This would probably taste fine but I think the uploader has audio mics in his kitchen going in all possible directions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nksbpdJwj4

It's like some SPAM hell ASMR

MmmMmMMMMmMmmMmMMMMMmMMm!

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

PurpleXVI posted:

You should never eat any kind of franchise fast food, though, because they're all horribly abusive towards employees, undocumented migrants and the farming supply network they get their food from. So I wholeheartedly encourage everyone to reject them unless they're literally starving and it's the only choice.

I'm pretty sure McDonald's is actually less abusive towards anybody in my eastern european home country than most regular restaurants.

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

boar guy posted:

is that just an urban myth? i read or heard somewhere that white castle sliders are mainly beef liver

sorta like detroit coney chili is mostly beef hearts
Even if it was true beef heart chili and stews are delicious. More people should eat heart. It has a unique flavor and texture grilled or fried that will put some people off but cooked down in a stew it turns in to extra savory beef.

It's cheap too. You can get it cut up in slices or chunks at a lot of grocery stores for around $2/lbs or whole heart that you have to process for less.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

Captain Jesus posted:

I'm pretty sure McDonald's is actually less abusive towards anybody in my eastern european home country than most regular restaurants.

Thing is that most regular restaurants don't have the economic clout to actively destroy OSHA protections and food safety regulations, which fast food franchises have been documented as doing for ~50 years now.

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007

Guyver posted:

Even if it was true beef heart chili and stews are delicious.

it absolutely is true. the iron content of the heart makes for a delicious chili. here's my detroit-style coney chili recipe (serve it on a toasted bun with a natural casing hot dog, mustard and chopped onions)

1 pound beef heart, finely ground
1/2 pound chuck, finely ground
1/4 cup rendered beef suet
1/4 cup water
2 tsp garlic salt
2 tsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin powder
2 tsp paprika
1/4 cup cracker meal

Brown the beef heart and ground chuck in the suet but do not drain it. Once it’s browned, add the water and the spices. Simmer the sauce for 30 minutes, stirring occasionally and adding more water if necessary to keep it wet. Once the sauce is simmered, add the cracker meal to tighten it up but not too much.

i make it for ppv's and events. it slays

Edgar Allan Pwned
Apr 4, 2011

Quoth the Raven "I love the power glove. It's so bad..."

angerbeet posted:

This would probably taste fine but I think the uploader has audio mics in his kitchen going in all possible directions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nksbpdJwj4

It's like some SPAM hell ASMR

these spam chunks are so large. america needs home ec back in its education system.

i also shamefully eat a whole pack of mac and cheese. 1 portion bitch

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcwGGqP7dlU

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
https://www.instagram.com/p/B1EfV4LFno8/

Corn.

Couldn't find this anywhere properly linkable, it was this or loving Reddit.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

angerbeet posted:

This would probably taste fine but I think the uploader has audio mics in his kitchen going in all possible directions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nksbpdJwj4

It's like some SPAM hell ASMR

Would, but not sure of the need for a super high-tech InstantPot(TM) that plays Game'n'Watch bleep bloops after every operation.

When I was a student I'd make the same thing using Pasta'n'Sauce packets that were ready in 5 mins in a regular saucepan. I'd chop the spam up a bit finer and fry it for a couple of mins before throwing it into the pasta along with a handful of whatever frozen veg was in the fridge.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar
My experience with cooking pasta in an instantpot is that if you want really overcooked mush pasta, do it in an instant pot. It's good at a lot of things, but not pasta.

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

Not really familiar with the InstantPot. It kinda looks like a regular pressure cooker but with bleep bloop and lots of buttons.

Pasta has no place in a pressure cooker.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

BMX Ninja posted:

Not really familiar with the InstantPot. It kinda looks like a regular pressure cooker but with bleep bloop and lots of buttons.

Pasta has no place in a pressure cooker.

It's just an electric pressure cooker plus a bunch of other functions that i've never heard of anyone using, except maybe the slow cooker version (which works in a weird unreliable way, just spend 20 dollars on a crockpot and it will actually cook how you expect it). like it has all these different buttons for rice, fish, beef, etc but in reality all recipes just have you set things manually so they're useless. And then there's features like making yogurt and I mean...I can't say i've ever felt the need to even try to make yogurt, especially not in a pressure cooker.

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Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(
We got one. It's pretty handy and consistant. Really low effort if im trying to cook while doing dad poo poo.

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