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if you’re considering blowing money out your rear end on this piece of poo poo, perhaps consider blowing money out your rear end over at the judasthon first! your rear end and soul will feel better rear end
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this snipe made me feel powerful
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Isn't Yukes supposedly making a mystery wrestling game?
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https://twitter.com/danryckert/status/1186670209807114241?s=21
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That's one hell of an AC.
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super macho dude posted:Isn't Yukes supposedly making a mystery wrestling game?
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Playstation store lets you get a refund on this thing if you bought it digitally. I say "you" because there's no way I spent $95.95 on it. It's their "one-time exemption," or something like that, not specific to this game. I only know about it because I know a lot about refund policies, and not because I spent nearly One Hundred Dollars on the deluxe edition of WWE 2K20, and was saved by a corporation
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The reply to this comparing it to Xavier: Renegade Angel is dead-on. (Honestly the "bed sores" line would work in Xavier, though.)
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I think I broke Fire Pro World I put Shawn Michaels and Austin in a landmine match and its currently been going for 65 minutes
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I think I broke Fire Pro World Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending.
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karmicknight posted:Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending. No, ref was fine. Finally ended around 72 minutes with the tenth stunner
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karmicknight posted:Did the ref get dropped and refuse to get back up? Because I've seen that happen which causes a match to literally have no way of ending. Cannot Be Stopped For Any Reason
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Don't leave us in suspense, what was the rating?
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100% lol
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Pollyanna posted:Gonna need clips of these. That Kofi one in particular Here's the "Harper's theme on a 3 second loop that starts over and over" thing https://twitter.com/crasspants/status/1186730710737932288
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In my opinion the 2K games have always sucked rear end, and i would pay $500 for No Mercy with an updated roster and Ragdoll bumps.
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Chris James 2 posted:Here's the "Harper's theme on a 3 second loop that starts over and over" thing Why is Luke Harper doing Damian Priest's entrance?
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https://twitter.com/princeofdvapics/status/1186762071154790401?s=21
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To be fair, the objective is “orbit around the ring.”
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gave in and bought the drat game so that they will finally get off their asses and make the next one decent
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https://twitter.com/JohnnyGaming9/status/1186736609955217410 https://twitter.com/TheHtial/status/1186806683156144128
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gotta admit they have represented the current state of the product excellently
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“Somethings about to be broken!“
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Well, I made a bad decision and bought back in for a preorder and played it for a few hours tonight. So far, I haven't run into any major glitches other than a freeze because I (presumably) had too many logos on my female MyPlayer when loading into a match. I've mostly stuck to MyCareer since that's pretty much 100% the only reason I actually bought this game. It's stupid, but it's the right kind of stupid. Like, one of the first "matches" you get in is your female character reminiscing about a fight she got in in high school, except instead of in high school it's in a Raw is War arena and she wins the fight as the commentators commentate on how awesome she is and how Byron and Corey weren't actually commentators back when she was in high school and pretty much how her opponent is a big stupid doody head (once you win the match your male character immediately launches into a flashback about how it really went down which was his friend getting her rear end handed to her in the lunchroom). Also The Rock is THE MOST ELECTRIFYING PRESIDENT IN ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OF AMERICA. It's basically imagine how dumb the world needs to be for wrestling to actually be real and then make the world exactly that dumb.
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they don't have the name chad for entrances
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Okay I'm watching NL do MyCareer and there are like, Dragon Quest XI-style skill trees. I'm not even sure if I hate that or love it. It's just... that's a decision.
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Maxwell Lord posted:Okay I'm watching NL do MyCareer and there are like, Dragon Quest XI-style skill trees Adding a point to one of 5 bars after every match is apparently less engaging than clicking a hexagon that moves "leg durability" from 45 to 48. This system is so unnecessary. For anyone not watching this mess is about 1/20th of the upgrade tree and the visible icons are abilities or moves but all the blank squares are tiny stat increases. ![]() Psychepath fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Psychepath posted:Adding a point to one of 5 bars after every match is apparently less engaging than clicking a hexagon that moves "leg durability" from 45 to 48. And it's like a loving gigantic skill map. Why did so much effort go into this.
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Aaaaaah! My legs! If only I had 48 leg durability... Someone fuckin loved playing FFX
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I had seen fractions of the cutscenes but the totality is so much worse
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Everything about the framing of MyCareer is just so baffling. They haven't even worked a real match yet. EDIT: It's like the Bethesda Fallouts where you have to play these elaborate intro sequences before entering the world. Even in the sense that you're not really playing the character you want, you have this specific backstory they gave you. Maxwell Lord fucked around with this message at 05:32 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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WWE 2k20 story mode, where you get diarrhea and ringworm and name yourself after a pratfall and a bad temper and talk about weird porn with your sister.
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Psychepath posted:WWE 2k20 story mode, where you get diarrhea and ringworm and name yourself after a pratfall and a bad temper and talk about weird porn with your sister. I think she's supposed to be just like a friend (she talks about his parents like they're not hers.) But still, WHAT THE gently caress is this.
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it must have been real fun to be the writer for this and just be free to express your contempt for everyone playing the game
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Mel Mudkiper posted:it must have been real fun to be the writer for this and just be free to express your contempt for everyone playing the game I don't know how many years in a row the career mode has been self-inserts written to be worthless idiots crawling up through pathetic fake indies with a goal of getting into the WWE "big leagues" but this is really telling of how they see their fans and players.
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![]() game seems hosed y'all
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Psychepath posted:I don't know how many years in a row the career mode has been self-inserts written to be worthless idiots crawling up through pathetic fake indies with a goal of getting into the WWE "big leagues" but this is really telling of how they see their fans and players. wasn't there one of these where this happens and triple h just buries you at the end
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8oHKSjJU8Y
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Fat Lowtax posted:Aaaaaah! My legs! If only I had 48 leg durability... What you are describing here sounds like the best part of the game. I say as somebody who loved playing FFX.
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