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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Can�t get any of your opponents pinned"

Oh so it is like the Hell in a Cell match then?

# ? Oct 19, 2019 12:06

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:13

Hopkins FBI: Jan 4, 2015; MY SACRED POSTING VOW IS NOTHING, FOR WHILE I STAKED MY HONOR UPON MY COMMITMENT TO NEVER SUPPORT JOSEPH R. B. JUNIOR I HAVE SCANDALOUSLY ABANDONED MY PRINCIPLES

Notes from VKM: Dean needs to understand why he needs to insult the audience. Dean needs to read his promos verbatim and try not to re-write them.

And in other Dean news:

Dean doesn't understand the difference between "caught in a hot tub" and "got raped."

Dean thinks that "being gay" is a positive. And therefore the term "gay" is not synonymous with something that should be shunned. Not to mention the term "gay" is a generalized term.

Dean has no idea how to deal with the problem of "pushing" his family.

Dean wants to play football again and thinks it is the "gay thing" to be a team player.

Dean has no idea what "chastity" is.

The whole gang just needs to calm down. Dean needs to know, and he would never be able to handle the responsibility of having a girlfriend.

He just needs to calm down and be aware of his own limitations.

Dean is constantly being called out. And it gets old really

# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:55

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

quote:

Luchasaurus fumbled with his time crystal. poo poo, another half an inch closer to those magma geysers and he'd be out of action for at least six months!

It was a simple enough mistake for a fifteen-year old, but it was also bad luck. The first shot had been from his back, and while the second shot wasn't a direct hit, the time crystal had been destroyed. So the three magma geysers needed a half-second to build. When he got a good look at the crater, he quickly realized that something had caused the explosion. The rock he was standing on was coated with dark red magma, and the ground itself had turned a red, sickly yellow color as well, in contrast to the pale, glowing color of the magma that spewed out of the crater walls. He was right in the middle of it, near the middle of one of the walls, and he could only see a narrow passage going up the center.

"We need to get him out," said the lizard, the one who'd dropped the time crystal. "We need

# ? Oct 20, 2019 02:57

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

The rules for Impact Wrestling's Grand Championship matches are as follows:

The event shall be held at a designated time of at least 3 hour prior to the start of the show and at least the first half hour of the show and shall be preceded by an official announcement of all rules and a description of how to obtain a free autograph. (This official statement shall be made by a promoter or his delegate).

The match shall begin and the winner of the bout shall walk away from the ring in a triumphant and victorious pose, while holding a trophy.

The winner shall take the trophy and put it in a sealed plastic bag or wrap it in a tape, which must be secured inside a cardboard box or a paper bag and which shall be attached to the outside of the ring prior to any entry into the ring unless an entrance slip is signed. The winner, after an appropriate period of time has elapsed, is entitled to retrieve the trophy. The trophy shall not be taken outside the ring or otherwise left outside. The winner of any bout shall not leave the ring or enter the dressing room with the trophy unattended. The winner

# ? Oct 20, 2019 07:29

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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Fights bigger guys and always loses.
Maggle officially declares �losing streak�
Pinned by Jinder, Our beloved Heath and Curt Hawkins. Post match cries on Hawkins shoulder.
Does a �you people� McPromo and becomes heel. Still loses.
Gets a clever idea. Tells Heath he lost. He should just be disappointed in the fact that he can't beat GZ.
After a match with Heath the GZ decides to tell Heath that he won last year while saying�he's got the money, it's your turn this year�.
GZ tells him his own promos are better than his promos, as Heath is a loser, he says he should let GZ do promos for him and that the GZ show him what has happened. GZ makes fun of Heath and lets him down from the jump.
The GZ shows Heath the footage of his loss.
Heath is upset to see that he can't even look up or down when he has to pay the bills.
In order for this loss to be considered anything other than a loving

# ? Oct 20, 2019 14:22

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Hopkins FBI posted:

Bayley came out but then her music cut off as she revealed a new haircut and ring-gear, then took a set of shears and murdered the ring-staff with her bare hands.

She stood there, stunned. "You just killed me there. It's over."

But it wasn't. Instead, she jumped to her feet and screamed, "You're my bestfriend now!", while smashing the top of her head into the ground three times.

"My bestfriend" means my soulmate (I don't get it, either) but she meant my true best friend now. Her new, shiny black ring on her finger. And on her finger is a beautiful white diamond ring with three black diamonds in it.

She was a different woman to that before. She had lost her hair so she was wearing a big blonde wig and a huge silver necklace that she wore under a tight lace shirt and tight pants and she had been doing voice work all day.

And then there was that. The murder.

# ? Oct 20, 2019 15:26

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

quote:

Cactus Jack revealed himself! Where once had stood Mankind now stood a man of light on the verge of destruction!

The man on the brink of despair and utter destruction.

It was an impotent, pathetic whim of an old man to create a great and mighty being, and now the man has the world's greatest powers. He can kill worlds, and will!

So, the hero seeks an old enemy, but there has been no contact at all for centuries, or perhaps years, or maybe even centuries, before the two finally met. What is known is this: at a certain point in time, in the galaxy of Remnant, there are four distinct factions – all warring against each other in an eternal struggle. Each faction has its own secret weapon. These weapons are created to be wielded by certain soldiers; to be the greatest and most deadly in the greatest battle of all time – as well as being the greatest enemy of the enemy factions.

The "Gods" are not gods, however – they are all members of a race of alien masters; that is, they are all different types of

# ? Oct 21, 2019 04:41

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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The Librarians are always going to be curtain jerkers and dark match wrestlers so having their entire story arc on YouTube is fine to me. It's meta as gently caress, but harmless to the people who don't like it. So I'm going to leave it up, or keep it to a more general thread if you would rather have it to stay.
If this post does help anyone (or any other users) then feel free to leave comment below or reach me on twitter if you're willing to help me out with this. I'm here to help everyone no matter how big is your dick or small your dick is.

# ? Oct 23, 2019 15:52

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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Another stroke. Vince McMahon hefted his katana high into the air and, for the first time in history, he held aloft a real weapon. For several seconds, he stared on, frozen and frozen, until the television announcer declared his title for the world's greatest tag team.

If this was not enough, his partner in crime, Ric Flair, took the mic to blast away at McMahon for his lack of respect for the company's champion, "Mr. McMahon" Ted DiBiase.

"Hey, Ted, you can go out and quit your job when you're done playing games with me. I am not a man to be pushed around," McMahon said. The crowd went wild. "What he said! That's what he said! You wanna listen to that? He hit me with his best shot! I could not even defend myself! He's a bully!"

But Flair wouldn't quit, and McMahon gave the fans what they wanted—but that wasn't enough. To top Flair's attack, the show concluded with a six-man tag match.

# ? Oct 23, 2019 21:03

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

lyrics to Test's WWE Entrance Theme

Test, this is a test, to see if you've got 'em or not, I'm not about what's going on behind his back, only where I'm going.

Innocent-looking-but-deadly-a-loud-booms

It was a very important test, I was sure it would do the trick

The world will remember him forever, as they will all remember a test which did the trick

If you can pass that test, if you can get through it, you could pass this next one

If you can, and you're standing tall and proud at the top. There's only one person who can really do it

If I'm wrong, I'll be so embarrassed

And I'm not, I'm about to have testicle envy for the rest of eternity.

Bizarrely enough, WWE's 'Test' is a song of testicular destruction in the form of a series of booms and booms, with Test's words 'This is a test, to see if you've got '

# ? Oct 23, 2019 22:03

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

quote:

Are you ready?

You think you can tell us what to do?
You think you can tell us what to wear?
You think that you're better?
Well, you'd better get ready
Bow to the masters
BREAK IT DOWN!

(sounds of breaking down and scraping as everyone starts shouting)

BREAKING IT DOWN! BREAKING IT DOWN! BREAKING IT DOWN!

It's a time for action, it's a time for revolution

It's a time for action, it's a time for revolution

It's a time for revolution

We've got our work cut out for us

We've got to smash the oppressions and start over

(break it down, smash it down, break it down)

BREAKING DOWN! BREAKING DOWN! BREAKING DOWN! BREAKING DOWN!

Well, we've got all of these words to remember

I've already said 'enough' but now it's time for action

We're living in an era of revolution, we're

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It's time to play the game...
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!
Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha

Its all about the game, and how you play it
All about control, and if you can take it
Or you can't
The game of life, the game of death is played
Just to stay alive, just to stay alive
Its only time to play the game
If its the beginning, or the end, its the game

Time to play the game

Time to play the game

Time to play the game the game

Time to play the game the game

Time to play the game time the game

Time to play the game time the game

Time to play the game time the game

Time to play the game time the game

Time to play the game

Who you gonna call?

The Game Of Life or The Game of Death

Time to play the game

Time to play the game time the game time the game

Time to play the game the game

Time to play the game the game

Time to play the game the game

# ? Oct 23, 2019 22:51

Son of Man: Jan 29, 2003; by Azathoth

Jerusalem posted:

Delete this, you accidentally posted the rules of Wrestlers' Court instead! Undertaker's gonna break our knees!

The rules of wrestler's court: if a wrestler cannot appear for a match, his opponent must pay the wrestler up to eight times his weight in gold.

# ? Oct 24, 2019 06:24

Son of Man: Jan 29, 2003; by Azathoth

I think i'm cute.
I know i'm sexy.
I got the looks.
That drives the girls wild.

I got the moves.
That really move them.
I send Chills.
Up and down their spine.

I'm Just a sexy boy. (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy. (boy toy)

I'm a sexy boy. (sexy boy)

I'm just a sexy little boy. (guy sex toy.)

I can't help myself from being a sexy little boy. (guy sex toy)

I have the looks.

I'm just a little boy. (boy sex toy)

I can't help myself from being a sexy little boy. (boy sex toy)

I get the looks.

I'm just a little boy. (boy toy)

I love girls.

I love girlie girls.

I love all types of girls.

So many girls in bed.

Girls make me feel happy

This was by far the least obscene result I was given. The line 'girls make me feel happy' is downright wholesome next to the pages of throbbing cock submissive text porn that the words of Shawn Michaels previously yielded

Son of Man fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Oct 24, 2019

# ? Oct 24, 2019 14:31

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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*Stephanie stands in front of the class*

"Ok everybody today we're going to learn one of the most important aspects of big time business: smiling. A perfectly normal human smile is almost as important as philanthropy in the future of business and is how your brand is going two win."

This is not the voice that I used to listen to. My confidence is down. I can barely stand by, looking at that woman to whom I've dedicated so much of my life to, trying to decipher her thoughts.

I look to the class as an opportunity to practice and improve my business smile- but they do not seem to care. They all raise their arms in the air and start laughing. I look again and watch as they all start laughing at the same time.

She is the first person to raise her hand and say, "Ok, we can start!" A loud and hearty laugh erupts from the class. It's clear that each of them loves this person to death and they laugh harder than I've ever heard myself chuckle in my entire life.

That is all well and good

# ? Oct 24, 2019 15:47

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Son of Man posted:

This was by far the least obscene result I was given. The line 'girls make me feel happy' is downright wholesome next to the pages of throbbing cock submissive text porn that the words of Shawn Michaels previously yielded

. As part of the release party for Big Brother Canada's premiere season, the girls of the Big Brother house received the help of former VH1 music personality and host of the show and former VH1 fitness champion, Shawn Michaels. This season of the show saw the girls play a variety of games in the house. In reality, it seems as though Shawn was looking for female contestants that were "out-of-the-box" and "up your rear end." The 'girls make me feel happy' speech was a great start.

The rest of the video was a compilation of "hot" content. Not a girl in sight, a man was clearly in the mood to have some fun. What began as a playful jibe at the girls was quickly turned into a hot and hard gently caress session. The video ended with an awkward but incredibly sweet moment in which the men kissed passionately and looked into the faces of the girls. I am not sure

# ? Oct 24, 2019 15:53

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

I think I'm cute
I got gold medals
I've got the moves
That makes 'em all tap out
The Angle Slam
The Ankle Lock
Marty Jannetty
Still can't walk

I'm just a sexy Kurt
(sexy Kurt)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(ankle hurt)
I'm just a sexy Kurt
(sexy Kurt)
I'll make your ankle hurt
(ankle hurt)
(sexy Kurt), (sexy Kurt)
All these boys can be in bed with me

When they're naked I can have sex with you

I'll make you feel like a big girl

I'll make all your holes hurt

I'll make your legs hurt

I'll make your rear end hurt

I've got the moves

The Angle Slam

The Ankle Lock

Now, how does a girl like a man like me?

I've got the moves

Let's see what I can do to a woman like you.

[...]

When I go through with a woman,

It was when all that sex

# ? Oct 24, 2019 17:49

Son of Man: Jan 29, 2003; by Azathoth

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm just a sexy Kurt
(sexy Kurt)
I'll make all your holes hurt

# ? Oct 25, 2019 12:00

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

�Randy Savage� posted:

The Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Wrestling Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Gene Okerlund you know that I'm the cream of the crop! You're the best in every way. In fact, I'd say you�re the only guy in wrestling that I could beat! And guess what? The next guy? I'm gonna show you my best in the ring. So, Randy � you were right. The World Wrestling Federation is not gonna be around anymore because of you � the World Wrestling Federation's gone because we�re a bunch of old ladies who got tired of being on the front page every night! You gotta admit it, we're just like the rest of wrestling. We're just waiting for the big break, you know? We're not going to make any bigger splash than this because we know that the World Wrestling Federation is going extinct as we speak! You can't fool us, you know? So, you're going to have to do a better job

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The Macho Man Randy Savage is not happy with your decision, yeah. I am the cream in the World Wrestling Federation and there is no doubt about it, yeah, you Mean Gene Okerlund you know that I'm the cream of the crop! That's why I'm here and I will always be the cream in the World Wrestling Federation, I'll always be one of the best that Vince McMahon has ever had to work with. Randy Savage has been a great friend of mine and I think he's a great guy. He's a guy that's just unbelievable. There's no doubt about that and I want Randy Savage to know that I'll still be wrestling him in the future."

When asked if Randy could have gotten more money if his contract was signed before he was killed by a suicide bomber in a Pakistan match.

"Well, I can't talk about money, so I don't want to say. I've got a couple of years left on my first contract and I was very fortunate that he didn't want to fight me. He said he would rather just

Pollyanna fucked around with this message at 17:16 on Oct 25, 2019

# ? Oct 25, 2019 14:50

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

So I decided to have fun with one of the many moments of Sting disguising himself as himself to ambush people. I got some results that were somewhat sensible...

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RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be... Sting!! RVD makes himself safe by saying goodbye to Barry and hurries off. The ring announcer says, "I knew you came to our show tonight". RVD makes it to the ring, where the ring nameplate says "WWE WrestleMania", and a banner proclaims...

(WWE) WWE WrestleMania XXIV (12/6/90 - 10/5/03)

Sting vs. Yokozuna: Sting and Yokozuna battle again for the title. Sting is the aggressor. Yokozuna tries to attack Sting from behind, and while he is at it, he pulls Sting away from Yokozuna. Sting has Yoko hit him in the face with his hammer. Sting is still up. Sting gets hit, but manages to pull his hands free. He is able to land a kick before Yokozuna gets up. Sting hits the Thunder Crash. Sting gets up with his hammer in hand

quote:

RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be... Sting. He gave RVD a chair and slammed him against the entrance ramp.

"I knew this match was coming along and I thought it would be fun; there is no better way to celebrate a new wrestler entering the ring than by throwing a chair down on to him. Sting is a great wrestler and a good example for a lot of young kids to look up to, he is the definition of a 'rock star,' having made the 'Stinger' name synonymous with pro wrestling everywhere in the world. I guess I'm the guy to do it."

- Toots Mondt, wrestling in the mid-80's at the time.

"The crowd was on their feet as Sting attacked Mr. RVD. It was the 'Stinger.' It was just unbelievable. I don't know what Sting was thinking. He seemed to be at a loss for what to do."

- The Rock, at Wrestle

But then things got weird

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RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be... The Houdini? A big surprise, but Sting's not done yet. Houdini comes around and shoots him with an umbrella. The Houdini hits Sting with a chair shot, throwing him through a table. Houdini turns around, giving Sting a dirty look as he says, "I'm done with your business now." Sting tries to do the Triple H, but Houdini grabs him while the Houdini says, "What do you think I'm doing? A big babyface?" as Houdini says, "Oh well, he's here." As Houdini says, "He's here because I'm an arrogant bastard!" As Houdini finishes saying that, The Houdini takes him in his hand, saying, "I'm giving you a kiss of death! I'm the Houdini! The Houdini, I'll kill you with my kiss of death! Oh goody! I'm

quote:

RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be... VERTIGO! While he was dressed as Sting, he tried to convince VD that he was trying to help VD. Sting responded with "How do you know?" to a point, asking that VD explain why he thought he could help VD. VD responded, questioning whether or not "Stinger" was real, but then went on to say that he was going to become the "Stinginator". Suddenly a man holding a big sign appeared out of nowhere and fired a barrage of bullets at VD. It hit him hard in the neck and VD hit the ground, knocking the gunman down. VD grabbed him by the throat and turned him over to the thugs and stated that he would tell them nothing. He then turned over the man's body and told him to hand over his weapons or he'd shoot him. At that moment a man holding a sign with the word "REVOLT" appeared and asked if V

quote:

RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be... The Undertaker [a masked man]. [The match continued for another few moments as everyone, including the RAW audience, laughed at the antics of the Undertaker.]

Bret Hart: There's The Undertaker! There's The Undertaker! What's this?!

Dean Malenko: This could be a good ending to a good story. [The Undertaker turned his back and walked away, leaving Bret stunned.]

Bret Hart: [to his brother, Paul] The Undertaker, have I told you before?

Paul Bearer: Bret, I think this is a good idea.

Bret Hart: Let's go!

-Commercial Break-

The Undertaker comes to the ring for another match; not a surprise because he came all the way to WrestleMania from Chicago. His entrance begins with a large, blue sheet covering most of his body to mask any of his trademark blood.

quote:

RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be...RVD! RVD then goes into the ring and tries to cut the head off of a man dressed in a Sting mask, but is stopped by the referee.

In the ring RVD takes on another Sting mask, who is wearing a mask made out of a steel chair. Sting takes off his mask too and throws it to the ground. Sting and RVD start throwing punches at each other in the ring. The masked man then grabs a chair out of the ring, but RVD takes a chair out of the ring which Sting hits the masked man with but Sting takes it back from the masked man. The masked man then grabs another chair out of the ring, with RVD taking it back to RVD and slamming it into Sting's face. The masked man then grabs another chair out of the ring and throws it to the ground. Sting, now in a Sting mask punches the mask man across the back. The masked man then gets a chair

Then things got really weird

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RVD is hit with a chair by a man in the first row wearing a Sting mask. The man took off his mask, revealing himself to be...The Rock?

RVD: (stating) "What the gently caress are you doing here, Rockin' Yoda?"

The Rock: (to himself) "What rock am I, you hear? You wanna fight?" After the next match, The Rock and Sting go to a bathroom together. Suddenly, the men both get sucked into the toilet, where they discover both have been sucked into a dark hole, and are now in the body of the man they previously fought. They find themselves in a strange, dark forest. The Rock gets in the back of another van while Sting climbs to the top. The van flips on its side, and Sting makes his way back to The Rock. The Rock finds them in a cave. Sting goes to rescue him, but The Rock is not ready to leave, so he jumps off, and grabs Sting by the neck.

Sting: "You gonna have to be better than you look

# ? Oct 25, 2019 19:28

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Transformer is sick and having fever dreams :stare:

# ? Oct 25, 2019 21:27

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

quote:

Hulk Hogan looked tired while Jimmy Hart just kinda stumbled around the ring like he wasn't sure where he was. They weren't wrestling some kinda team battle was to take place in their names. Or something.

They're not wrestling. They're just hanging out a little bit at the WWF office, not going anywhere and not even bothering to call it something.

As for Hogan and Hart, they have a bit more in common than the average fan might think. Both came from the WWE. Both were a wrestler at different times. Both started out the way they were to the WWE (in that they took a lot of flak for not being what the WWE would want them to be). Both went through a few changes in their careers and came out on top.

Hogan got some flack when he cut the mustard at the 1990 Royal Rumble, but came away in a good place thanks to the work he'd done in WCW. He won the World title with the 'Hogan Express' which is a joke right now, but it got him to the WWE. Hart took the fall for Triple H, but still managed to come out

# ? Oct 26, 2019 11:40

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

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Lacey Evans thinks people of color are gross. She is a racist, and so is Vince McMahon and likely a great majority if not all of the other higher-up people in the WWE. When talking about someone's race, I do not know how much of an issue it is, because I don't listen to them and can't hear what they are saying. The way I see it, a good way for white people, on a good show, to tell minorities that they're not cool and funny is to make them laugh about their hair or their nose, what they wear, what their skin looks like, what their weight looks like....It's not going to help them to be offended. It's not going to make them feel better. It's just going to make sure they realize they're not cool and funny, and that it is totally fine to be offended. But I do not think these people are going to like it. If they do like it though, it will definitely make them feel better about the situation. We just had a story for you, and it's definitely going to make people feel better and we have to do a good job.

Vince McMahon hates all minorities. He doesn't understand them. Look at how he treated Paul Roma and the Stampede Bulls. All those people deserved what they deserved. All the people who made the Stampede Bulls get thrown out of the tournament. And now he's insulting their sponsors. That's the kind of guy he is.

# ? Oct 26, 2019 11:50

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

Lashley motioned to the entrance.... then again. Then again. Then a third time. Finally Lana came out and her and Lashley started making out because Vince McMahon is a useless sack of poo poo old man.

Lane and Lashley left. Lashley was wearing an American flag t-shirt which led to the main event of the night. The Undertaker (Randy Orton) attacked Shane and got caught by the giant, who would later have an affair with Ronda Rousey. Then the Undertaker went for the finisher that the WWF had failed to nail, the Tombstone. It was the next most memorable moment in the history of the WWF. Or maybe not.

It was really fun but the main event was just filler and nothing more than a pile of random wrestling match footage. The Undertaker won. And that night's main event did nothing to move the story. Not even the main event. For all intents and purposes, it was the end of the road for the WWF. That was until the next night.

The Night Of The loving Undertakers

There are a few highlights from this segment.

*****

haha holy poo poo. The Night Of The loving Undertakers!

# ? Oct 26, 2019 12:51

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

What if Kane removes his mask and it's the Undertaker!?! Wait... I can find out!

Kane removed his mask and it was in fact his brother, The Undertaker! The man he had previously defeated in a steel cage. That was when he realized "this is all too real..." and that he might not be the man he thought he was. He got up, stepped out of the ring and then gave The Undertaker one last look and left for good.

The Undertaker and Kane were later seen backstage talking. He told Kane that if he was at The Gorge, he knew how he was "killing Kane." Kane also expressed his appreciation for how much he enjoyed the match with The Deadman and if the Deadman would be open to working for Kane again.

Kane went home that night, but didn't think anything of it until a week later when he heard the WWE Universe was calling for him to return. He knew he had lost his last chance to fight for the world championship and now he was on his way out. At the time, he just hoped the show would be cancelled as he really wanted to fight for it, but after hearing the crowd's calls for him to return, he decided not to do it

# ? Oct 26, 2019 13:17

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

The life of kane must have been quite the undertaking.

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Bray Wyatt held a tiny funeral for the deceased Ramblin' Rabbit. When he kissed Ramblin' Rabbit's tiny bloody corpse a miracle happened! The Rabbit was reborn as a baby and in his first few days of life he was covered in blood. The babies appearance soon changed once he realized what had happened. Now the baby can't help himself to touch everything and anything around. If anyone touches their feet in front of the baby they will immediately be killed. In this particular case the police believed the baby might have been killed in the accident.

In February 1994 Ray Wyatt became sick. He could not move or speak and soon passed away. He always said that he knew Jesus Christ was the Savior.

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Some speculate that it is possible Ramblin' Rabbit is continuously returning to life because he is merely an inanimate object and was never truly 'alive' to begin with. Recent scientific inquiry shows however, that it appears Ramblin' Rabbit was created on April 1, 2013. The origin of the 'animal' remains unknown. In his final adventure of Season Two, The Return of Ramblin' Rabbit, Ramblin' Rabbit was revived by an ancient civilization on the planet Kromlo. The reason for resurrecting Ramblin' Rabbit has yet to be explored.

Ramblin' Rod

Season One

The Ramblin' Rod reappeared in Season One as a magical item created by a magic trickster named Ramblin' Rod. The rod is enchanted to become as powerful as a real rod of magical energy, but with only four living members. Each rod has a different color and markings, and when Ramblin' Rod tries to be real, a green rod will shoot out of his mouth, a purple rod will turn his head into a flower ball, and a yellow rod allows him to run

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It was The Demon Kane versus that demon, Cain Velasquez in a 'get elected in Tennessee' match. Both candidates prepped for a harsh mayoral election season. When Kane's campaign manager was arrested in 2012, Kane's running mate, Bill Owens, said he knew it would cause a political firestorm because 'everyone knows Cain Velasquez is a drug dealer'. But the controversy was a PR faux pas because it was true that both candidates were working with a dealer. But it wasn't Kane or Owens who went down for it � Cain Velasquez.

Owens is now a congressman and Velasquez is a state senate candidate. Velasquez did not have a major drug arrest prior to the election. Velasquez was convicted on narcotics charges but they were dismissed because of legal loopholes and he served 12 months in prison. Velasquez went to prison on drug charges in 2003 and was paroled in 2007. He told The Tennessean it wasn't about the charges, he was convicted of possession of cocaine for sale and possession of marijuana.

The issue of when to prosecute drugs is

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Bayley said her new haircut and that time she murdered an inflatable person on live television had not changed who she really was. It had not changed that she was the Women's Champion. It had not changed that she was a fighter for women's rights. But it had changed who she was when she was 16 years old. In her own words, she had no regrets, but her parents, who had never divorced, could not understand her decision. So they tried to help her. They told her she had to take an abortion to stop the pain from the abortion and not go through with it. They told her she had to get help with the depression and anger and depression. She took an abortion to stop those things. That's when this story began.

The doctor then said, "No, you're going with that, don't you think?" So she said, "Yes my daddy did. He said, 'No, no, no my daddy doesn't let you take an abortion.'" She did it. She got out. The doctors were saying, "Oh, it worked."

So the next day, three of

reignofevil fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Oct 26, 2019

# ? Oct 26, 2019 13:51

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

Rey Mysterio and Cain Velasquez made their way to the ring. Mysterio recapped Brock Lesnar attacking his son several weeks ago. As the big men began to hit the ring, it was announced that they won 'Ladder Match' for a spot on the main event of the card. The following was heard over the PA system: "Ladder Match tonight – Cain Velasquez vs. Mysterio. Come, fight, and let the best brother in the UFC face off! Fight on! The fight will begin at 6 o'clock and the winner will take home the belt." The match was started and after a few minutes, the bell rang to signal the start of the match. As the first few seconds went by, the camera peeking in to what was happening on the outside was immediately halted by Vince McMahon. The match was resumed and Vince had Brock Lesnar take out an announcer. During this point, the camera peeking out to the outside was also halted as Vince said "Cena, get out of the ring while your rear end is still in there!" The match continued

e: Rey Mysterio and Cain Velasquez made their way to the ring. They began their battle with the newly established Superstars. Both were throwing out the first shots, with Velasquez taking the third and Mysterio the final. At the end they took out the Superstars with the help of Paul Heyman.

After a few minutes of tension, Velasquez grabbed a mic and proclaimed, "I'm Velasque and this is me." Not only that, he added, "It's only me on an Iron Man match. My ego is going to be the biggest part of this match."

The crowd responded with a chorus of "Heck yeah!"

"I'm Velasquez! And this is the match of my life!"

"What's the catch? It's only me on that Iron Man match. A super hero match!"

After the match, Velasquez looked like a complete badass as he made his way to the back of the stage to take a seat. He was wearing a dark suit, but no tie. He still looked like the boss by the second and third round

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21 Hoot Salute: Feb 8, 2005; Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight

Seth Rollins is very uncool. The guy thinks he's hot. No. He's loving awful. He's an rear end in a top hat. And at this point in his career, his best work isn't against Seth Rollins, it's against himself. And Seth Rollins is probably one of the few guys out there capable of stopping him from doing that. Yes, there are a few guys out there with the charisma, who could take down Seth Rollins with not a little difficulty. But to do so, they really have to make an effort, and that requires a long history of making Seth Rollins look like a good guy, and having some sense of self-respect going into the match. Which Seth Rollins has been on a lot of occasions. He's just plain not as smart as he's made out to be, and his inability to understand what makes wrestling tick has led him to a lot of embarrassing mistakes - like dropping a pin on himself in a match with Rusev.

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frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

The big news this week is that women's wrestling promotion STARDOM was bought by Global Force Wrestling, the same company that owns IMPACT, Taz and PWG.

# ? Oct 26, 2019 20:14

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

The brawl between Cody and his allies with the Inner Circle was taken outside the arena and into the public. Cody then tried to murder Chris Jericho by shoving his face into a Dippin Dots freezer.

During the post-match brawl, Dean Ambrose accidentally spilled some coffee on Jericho, leading to a match for who could spill the most amount of coffee. After beating up Dean on the floor, Jericho returned to his own table and poured more coffee on Dean and attempted to kick him in the head. Dean then hit Jericho in the head several more times, knocking him down to the floor. Dean then grabbed Jericho as he was choking the baby loose. He pushed Jericho back into his booth as he and Chris Jericho battled for another cup of coffee .

# ? Oct 26, 2019 20:26

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Roman Reigns posted:

choking the baby loose

Well, that's one term for it that I hadn't heard before.

# ? Oct 26, 2019 20:29

a cyborg mug: Mar 8, 2010

After reading through a list of stuff people have found in the game, honestly, all of this could easily be real

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List of bugs and glitches in WWE 2K20:

-Sudden Death bugs

-Reverse Kicks

-Banned Footage

-A lot of animations that aren't in the game

-Some missing or out of place animation when a character uses an item

-Missing Footage when a character uses a Super move while performing a Strong Kick. This is likely due to the fact that the animations are so different from each other in the final release.

-Some animation glitches

-Some animations are missing in their final state, such as the ones with The Show's Big Show using the Back Breaker. These animations are missing in the final game due to a bug in the code.

-Reverse Kicks and A/S finisher glitches

-Mixed Up/Missing Moves

-Blank Moves and In-Hand Finishers

-Stuff which are currently not included in the game, such as the Kofi Kingston finisher and the Back Breaker.

(You have been warned that some minor things are not included

But don't worry. They're hard at work and resolving many of the issues. Here are the fixes found in the next two patches:

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Bugfixes for WWE 2K20:

� Fixed an issue causing a player using The Undertaker's new "Carnage" finisher to clip through the floor during the match.

� Fixed an issues causing Cena's "Tough Enough" finisher to clip too close to a player during his "Lumberjack Leg Drop."

� Fixed an issue causing John Cena's "The Big Red Monster" taunt to clip past players, but not the cage.

� Fixed a rare issue causing players to hear audio from the cameras instead of the sound effect on the arena.

� Fixed an issues causing players to hear audio from the cameras but none from the crowd during the match.

� Fixed an issue causing the cage under the ring to disappear after an opponent is taken out of the ring, or after a match is finished.

� Fixed an issue causing players to break the camera angle as they were entering the cage.

� Fixed an issue causing all announcers to say the same thing for a match for the first two to three matches.

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Bugfixes for WWE 2K20:

Fixed issue with the "Kane's Outfit," "Kane's Outfit" and "Kane's Outfit Outfit (Male)" being incorrectly labeled as female.

Fixed a rare issue that caused some "Kane's Outfit" items to only offer female models.

Fixed an issue that incorrectly allowed you to use an item for the female body type instead of the male body type.

Fixed an issue that incorrectly caused all the "Kane's Outfit," "Kane's Outfit" and "Kane's Outfit Outfit (Male)" items to give the standard male model when you select the male body type.

Fixed a rare issue that caused an incorrectly-colored "Kane's Outfit" item to offer the male model only.

Fixed a rare issue that prevented clothing items from showing a properly-colored icon for "Kane's Outfit" items.

Added a "Coffee Pot" item to the "Kitchen" category.

Added a "Chalk

# ? Oct 26, 2019 21:58

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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Darby Allin can skateboard through time. He skateboarded with the dinosaurs. He skateboarded with the Roman Empire. He skateboarded with the robot empire he skateboarded with the first time. It was his first day skating with the robot empire, and he just got on the first lift and started going around, to see if they'd been doing any business to take him off and he had been, but they hadn't and so by the time he got on the last lift a friend of Mr. Balsley's from California had to go and take him off because they were not doing business with the robots anymore, which they were pretty tight with now and it looked like they were going to start the second time soon. So Mr. Balsley got on the lift on his first day, and he got on the last lift on his 16th day and it turned out, from the time the lift had turned on to when he got to the door, his feet were off the floor and it looked like what you might see if you were riding a lawn mower around at night in the middle of a park after it had kicked

# ? Oct 26, 2019 23:29

Defiance Industries: Jul 22, 2010; A five-star manufacturer

I once convinced a kid that Kane and The Rock were the same person using WWF No Mercy. I put what that kid told me in and got this incredible story:

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Kane is The Rock. The Rock is Kane. Take off his clothes, take off his mask, he is The Rock. Don't forget this.

3.) Take off his shirt, and he is a woman.

4.) Now, Kane is a woman. But he isn't just a girl. Now you know that's what makes Mr. McMahon so drat popular.

5.) And now, he's The Rock's wife.

6.) They have three babies, and Kane is The Rock's husband. There is a reason for this, a reason which I will save for last.

7.) And now, he's married, to The Rock, on the set of Raw.

We're talking in the middle of WrestleMania, the biggest spectacle in the sports wrestling calendar, when the only guy on the world stage is The Rock and, for a little while, it's a total mess. The Rock makes a joke that the whole thing was going off the rails and there's no longer anyone left in The Rock's life, and Stephanie wants to take the Rock's "love" away from him.

And this was inspired by a legendary Reddit post.

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Baron Corbin, Luke Harper and Erick Rowan formed a biker gang called The Lone Wolves and terrorized Daniel Bryan. Bryan was knocked out and badly beaten by Corbin, but not before Luke Harper punched him in the mouth. While Corbin escaped with his life, Ryback attacked him with a wooden stool. In retaliation, the two of them attacked Bryan and Ryback left him unconscious.
Following the incident, Ryback returned to his old way of life of bullying and violence, but also began using drugs. As noted by Ryback, it's been three years since "I Got A Story So Big It Stunk", and his life has suffered greatly. He has even turned to using human flesh as a form of currency in the drug trade.
"Dude, what the hell you doing with your blood money?" Bryan asked.
"It's called 'I'LL BUY IT', and I'm gonna throw you in jail," Ryback said.
"What?" Bryan asked.

Defiance Industries fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 27, 2019

# ? Oct 27, 2019 01:14

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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Here is Jerry 'The King' Lawler's top ten great divorce tips:

Number Four: Take a long, cold shower

In your daily commute, you almost always have to do your business in the cold (unless you're a pilot and have a private jet that takes you out to a private place to sit in your office in the cold). As you slowly sink your feet in the cold, you feel the water on your shoes and the temperature going down to freezing. Your brain gets into overdrive, and you can't focus.

So, what if you were to take a long, cold shower, but instead of putting your feet in your warm shower, make sure you have your hands inside your cold shower. Once the water has warmed up to your body temperature, you're cool to the touch. Then you continue to do work, and everything just seems much easier…

Number Five: Take a short, hot shower then go showering…

Just as you might make your way into the shower at your desk in your office, showering at the bar, then going home, you're likely to do the same

# ? Oct 27, 2019 02:18

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

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So ay caramba is closer to my peepee than my dick. It's a diminutive of carajo which can mean penis and is used as an interjection like gently caress or poo poo.

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I guess I'm going to be having a hard time when this is published.

Sara: Yeah.

Paul: If I was ever in your shoes, what would be your first action in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ?

Sara: To gently caress.

Paul: To gently caress with God.

Sara: No, not at all. That would be too far outside my range of interest. But yeah, you know you're supposed to go to confession every day because it is for sin, and you know that the sins of God are to do with the things that are not seen. To not see God and do evil. God just doesn't like to see us as a God-fearing sort of people.

Paul: In a way what you did with your own sexuality I think is a lesson that could not be learned from the culture we exist in

# ? Oct 27, 2019 17:04

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

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Rey Mysterio asked the kids to chant "mamabicho" at Baron Corbin. Mamabicho means "cock sucker". Cory looked like a cock sucker to no one and it worked, as the crowd roared with delight and the announcer called the match "Champion vs. Cock-Sucker". The champ was Corbin, who took the title from Mysterio because Mysterio was in the "cock-stain" stage and Corbin was in the "fucker-stain" stage. "The Cock-Sucker" was the word people were saying on T.V. to everyone, including Mysterio.
The match went on as planned and Corbin beat the poo poo out of Mysterio with his "Mamabicho" maneuver. When Corbin was done, he made one more "cock sucker" motion. The fans booed and screamed. That's all you need to know about this match. It had everything you needed to be happy. In some ways, it was similar to

# ? Oct 27, 2019 18:21

Venomous: Nov 7, 2011

the "fucker-stain" stage.

# ? Oct 27, 2019 19:38

Golden Bee: Dec 24, 2009; I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Defiance Industries posted:

I once convinced a kid that Kane and The Rock were the same person using WWF No Mercy. I put what that kid told me in and got this incredible story:

And this was inspired by a legendary Reddit post.

"What?" Bryan asked.

# ? Oct 28, 2019 00:44

Angry_Ed: Mar 30, 2010; Grimey Drawer

reignofevil posted:

Paul: To gently caress with God.

Now i'm imagining Paul Heyman cutting a promo about how he wants "To gently caress with God" and Joey Styles yelling "HE MOCKS GOD!"

Feels like something that would've happened when Heyman was really unhinged about TNN screwing ECW over.

Angry_Ed fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Oct 28, 2019

# ? Oct 28, 2019 16:50

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 08:13

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

Good news everyone I've used a machine to simulate a non racist WWE.

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WWE is not to refer to any of their superstars (but especially minorities) as 'what' they may refer to them as who and whom.

WWE is not to belittle the accomplishments of any of their ?????? performers by labeling them as some other ?????? talent.

WWE is not to use other's stories of personal difficulties or other people's stories in front of your face to tell you how much better you are and how special you are.

WWE is to focus on the story of the performers and not on their personal struggles or other people's personal troubles.

WWE is not to have an agenda or try to create a hierarchy for how you should be treated by a company, that you must be something (that is, a higher-level performer), or be superior to (that is, a lower-level performer):

WWE is not to attempt to force everyone around you to adhere to a particular ideology, code of behavior, or code of conduct, or to be compliant with the goals of WWE's management.

WWE will always try to keep any and all employees of WWE in good-faith

# ? Oct 29, 2019 05:52

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