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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Phlegmish posted:

I assume humans a thousand years from now would realize there were humans a thousand years earlier, but perhaps I'm being optimistic

There aren't going to be people left in 100 years so 1,000 doesn't really matter.

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Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Inceltown posted:

There aren't going to be people left in 100 years so 1,000 doesn't really matter.

There will be a few, somewhere. We're harder to kill off than cockroaches.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Facebook Aunt posted:

There will be a few, somewhere. We're harder to kill off than cockroaches.

You can only fit so much food in raven rock.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Volcott posted:

You can only fit so much food in raven rock.
Eh, you eat some people, the food lasts longer.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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People will be fine. We're all gonna be fine. The worst part of global warming is that we're all gonna survive and just be really uncomfortable for the next 500 years until we finally miniaturize ourselves and colonize the sun.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



:patriot: Goats help save Reagan library from destruction as California wildfire threatens :patriot:

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Judas Goats

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



yet more evidence that goats are evil

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

This one is pretty cspammy but nothing matters so I'll allow it

Police Owe Nothing To Man Whose Home They Blew Up, Appeals Court Says

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well, what were the police supposed to do? Let that shoplifter just get away with it?!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Inceltown posted:

This one is pretty cspammy but nothing matters so I'll allow it

Police Owe Nothing To Man Whose Home They Blew Up, Appeals Court Says

Two belts and a shirt from Walmart :psyduck:

If you're that hard up you should be given clothes but no, let's call in a hundred officers and blow up wherever he's barricaded himself.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

jojoinnit posted:

Two belts and a shirt from Walmart :psyduck:

If you're that hard up you should be given clothes but no, let's call in a hundred officers and blow up wherever he's barricaded himself.

Property is the point.

At this point I bet you could SWAT rich people's homes.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

jojoinnit posted:

Two belts and a shirt from Walmart :psyduck:

If you're that hard up you should be given clothes but no, let's call in a hundred officers and blow up wherever he's barricaded himself.

You should see what they do to fare beaters:

https://twitter.com/PopChassid/status/1187838293104304130

Yes, this is absolutely a proportionate response to someone who at most effectively "stole" $2.75.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys.

E: That kind of law enforcement, fear of disproportionate unmotivated violence, was considered barbaric during the Enlightenment, 300 loving years ago. How did we get here? Why do we accept it?

Ee: wait, dumb question. Boomers.

ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 15:43 on Oct 31, 2019

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Enlightenment was an aberration. Most of human history is like this.

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

ultrafilter posted:

The Enlightenment was an aberration. Most of human history is like this.

I've known someone who didn't call the police in a situation that absolutely warranted it because he had drat good reason to think the police would show up, maybe deal with the problem and maybe not, and kill him.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1189952377484435461?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1189858847420227584

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

All cats are beautiful

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Blessed thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847325

Azathoth Prime
Feb 20, 2004

Free 2nd day shipping on all eldritch horrors.


ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys.

E: That kind of law enforcement, fear of disproportionate unmotivated violence, was considered barbaric during the Enlightenment, 300 loving years ago. How did we get here? Why do we accept it?

Ee: wait, dumb question. Boomers.

Yep. I just (like literally 5 minutes ago) got in a heated "discussion" with a Boomer here at work who was spouting off about how if someone tries to steal your purse, it should be legal to just pull out a gun and execute them. Was trying hard to stay out of it, but then he turned to me and was like "Am I right?" and wouldn't stop boomering about it until I told him how I really feel.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys.

E: That kind of law enforcement, fear of disproportionate unmotivated violence, was considered barbaric during the Enlightenment, 300 loving years ago. How did we get here? Why do we accept it?

Ee: wait, dumb question. Boomers.

People really, really don't want to go back to jail. The system being what it is raises the stakes. Your whole life gets cast on the ground if you get caught doing anything after their claws are in you. Hopelessness and Desperation in America: the Shark Papers Vol.4.

Paraphrasing Solzhenitsyn: the rabbits always cower, they never fight back.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

How long
How long must we sing this song
How long
How
whoops, sorry, enough of that then

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Leaked emails reveal WeWork was warned about potentially dangerous phone booths tainted with formaldehyde as early as August

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



:capitalism:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Triangle WeWorkwaist Factory

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.
WeArbeit Macht Frei

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


mrkillboy
May 13, 2003

"Something witty."
https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1190110671079276548?s=19

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




The purest boi, the one spoken of in prophecy

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Chickens Prefer Attractive People

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004





https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/02/viking-woman-warrior-face-reconstruction-national-geographic-documentary



:pwn:

zcrow
May 6, 2014

Ah.. yeah... um... tup tup tup tup tup.. this is something we'll add down the line

How do they know it wasn't a stork? I thought that's how all babies arrived...

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




zcrow posted:

How do they know it wasn't a stork? I thought that's how all babies arrived...

Storks are professionals and would have delivered it to a dingo family not a human family. Obviously.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Maybe the dingo ate her baby. What's the stork gonna do? He's got to deliver something.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
BY STORK LAW, JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
What if that yard had a tree, though?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ruflux posted:

This is madness

This is Finland!

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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1191084151790813185

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