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Phlegmish posted:I assume humans a thousand years from now would realize there were humans a thousand years earlier, but perhaps I'm being optimistic There aren't going to be people left in 100 years so 1,000 doesn't really matter.
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Inceltown posted:There aren't going to be people left in 100 years so 1,000 doesn't really matter. There will be a few, somewhere. We're harder to kill off than cockroaches.
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Facebook Aunt posted:There will be a few, somewhere. We're harder to kill off than cockroaches. You can only fit so much food in raven rock.
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Volcott posted:You can only fit so much food in raven rock.
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People will be fine. We're all gonna be fine. The worst part of global warming is that we're all gonna survive and just be really uncomfortable for the next 500 years until we finally miniaturize ourselves and colonize the sun.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 00:35 |
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Goats help save Reagan library from destruction as California wildfire threatens
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Captain Hygiene posted:Goats help save Reagan library from destruction as California wildfire threatens Judas Goats
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 06:17 |
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yet more evidence that goats are evil
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 09:09 |
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This one is pretty cspammy but nothing matters so I'll allow it Police Owe Nothing To Man Whose Home They Blew Up, Appeals Court Says
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 12:33 |
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Well, what were the police supposed to do? Let that shoplifter just get away with it?!
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 13:24 |
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Inceltown posted:This one is pretty cspammy but nothing matters so I'll allow it Two belts and a shirt from Walmart If you're that hard up you should be given clothes but no, let's call in a hundred officers and blow up wherever he's barricaded himself.
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jojoinnit posted:Two belts and a shirt from Walmart Property is the point. At this point I bet you could SWAT rich people's homes.
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jojoinnit posted:Two belts and a shirt from Walmart You should see what they do to fare beaters: https://twitter.com/PopChassid/status/1187838293104304130 Yes, this is absolutely a proportionate response to someone who at most effectively "stole" $2.75.
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Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys. E: That kind of law enforcement, fear of disproportionate unmotivated violence, was considered barbaric during the Enlightenment, 300 loving years ago. How did we get here? Why do we accept it? Ee: wait, dumb question. Boomers. ThisIsJohnWayne has a new favorite as of 15:43 on Oct 31, 2019 |
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The Enlightenment was an aberration. Most of human history is like this.
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# ? Oct 31, 2019 16:06 |
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ultrafilter posted:The Enlightenment was an aberration. Most of human history is like this. I've known someone who didn't call the police in a situation that absolutely warranted it because he had drat good reason to think the police would show up, maybe deal with the problem and maybe not, and kill him.
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https://twitter.com/BBCNews/status/1189952377484435461?s=19
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https://twitter.com/BBCWorld/status/1189858847420227584
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All cats are beautiful
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Blessed thread is here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3847325
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys. Yep. I just (like literally 5 minutes ago) got in a heated "discussion" with a Boomer here at work who was spouting off about how if someone tries to steal your purse, it should be legal to just pull out a gun and execute them. Was trying hard to stay out of it, but then he turned to me and was like "Am I right?" and wouldn't stop boomering about it until I told him how I really feel.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Killing the chicken to scare the monkeys. People really, really don't want to go back to jail. The system being what it is raises the stakes. Your whole life gets cast on the ground if you get caught doing anything after their claws are in you. Hopelessness and Desperation in America: the Shark Papers Vol.4. Paraphrasing Solzhenitsyn: the rabbits always cower, they never fight back.
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How long How long must we sing this song How long How whoops, sorry, enough of that then
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Leaked emails reveal WeWork was warned about potentially dangerous phone booths tainted with formaldehyde as early as August
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Inceltown posted:Leaked emails reveal WeWork was warned about potentially dangerous phone booths tainted with formaldehyde as early as August
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Triangle WeWorkwaist Factory
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WeArbeit Macht Frei
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https://twitter.com/abcnews/status/1190110671079276548?s=19
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The purest boi, the one spoken of in prophecy
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Chickens Prefer Attractive People
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/nov/02/viking-woman-warrior-face-reconstruction-national-geographic-documentary
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How do they know it wasn't a stork? I thought that's how all babies arrived...
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zcrow posted:How do they know it wasn't a stork? I thought that's how all babies arrived... Storks are professionals and would have delivered it to a dingo family not a human family. Obviously.
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Maybe the dingo ate her baby. What's the stork gonna do? He's got to deliver something.
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BY STORK LAW, JUSTICE HAS BEEN DONE
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# ? Nov 3, 2019 07:05 |
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What if that yard had a tree, though?
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Ruflux posted:This is madness This is Finland!
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https://twitter.com/KTLA/status/1191084151790813185
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