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This guy doesn't know how to cook salmon in like half the ways he tries and then bitches about how it's not good. Fuckin' loser, wasting good salmon like that for some poo poo video. I grew up poor in a landlocked state, so salmon patties IMO are best made from canned salmon, diced green onions, diced red onions, egg, breadcrumbs, garlic, salt, pepper and red pepper flakes. Serve with lemon, hot sauce and a half-assed remoulade made from fridge condiments. Don't take out the bones or skin, those are valuable added fats and calcium! (You'll probably notice the bones, but they crumble easily and nothing will poke you or taste weird so it's just added nutrients and texture. I've never noticed the skin.) My stepmom made great salmon patties--nice sized, firm, well browned with a crispy crust. I've tried a few times and the ratio of meat to ingredients to breadcrumbs is harder to eyeball than you'd imagine. Most of my salmon patties end up crumbling, but taste loving great. Could be worse, I could be cooking some bullshit salmon patties with real, fresh salmon. Just wasting this beautiful fish on some horseshit salmon patties with no seasoning and barely any browning like this loving dude.
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Oct 31, 2019 07:16
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don't you talk poo poo about bon appétit
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Oct 31, 2019 07:21
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https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/you-can-now-eat-fried-chicken-that-tastes-like-girls-feet
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Oct 31, 2019 07:33
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My initial reaction was horror, then then I wanted to know how much I'm getting paid to giggle and say that this horrific creation tastes just like my feet. Because I'd do that. For probably a lot less money. Come taste my feet. I'll mix some up in this wal-mart bag while you wait.
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Oct 31, 2019 08:06
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The General posted:https://www.myrecipes.com/extracrispy/you-can-now-eat-fried-chicken-that-tastes-like-girls-feet Apparently this fried chicken specifically tastes like THESE girls feet. 
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Oct 31, 2019 08:38
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thanks, I hate it
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Oct 31, 2019 08:39
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empty sea posted:This guy doesn't know how to cook salmon in like half the ways he tries and then bitches about how it's not good. Fuckin' loser, wasting good salmon like that for some poo poo video. I do that, but with canned mackerel instead of canned salmon
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Oct 31, 2019 09:21
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snoo posted:don't you talk poo poo about bon appétit claire is mai waifu.
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Oct 31, 2019 09:25
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https://www.barelyedible.co.uk/
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Oct 31, 2019 12:25
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I've been there before
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Oct 31, 2019 12:47
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snoo posted:don't you talk poo poo about bon appétit Those make things a million diff ways videos where they waste meat making garbage loving suck, while still acknowledging I want claire and brad to either be my parents or my three-way partners, I'm still working through that.
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Oct 31, 2019 13:27
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Harvey Mantaco posted:I want claire and brad to either be my parents or my three-way partners, I'm still working through that. well that sure is a weird thing to read first thing in the morning
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Oct 31, 2019 14:51
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Oh yeah, gonna microwave this lettuce and tomato and pretend it once had flavor
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Oct 31, 2019 16:37
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Oct 31, 2019 16:39
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We have such cured meats to show you
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Oct 31, 2019 16:42
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I saw comments saying brad leone is like a golden retriever and I think that's absolutely 100% accurate
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Oct 31, 2019 16:53
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Oct 31, 2019 22:37
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CannonFodder posted:Oh yeah, gonna microwave this lettuce and tomato and pretend it once had flavor Lol if you think those include anything but bread, 'meat' and a packet of sauce
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Nov 1, 2019 00:44
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empty sea posted:This guy doesn't know how to cook salmon in like half the ways he tries and then bitches about how it's not good. Fuckin' loser, wasting good salmon like that for some poo poo video. To be fair, it's not as bad as he did with his other videos where he lasered a steak or put a potato through the dishwasher or put an egg through a sauna or ironed a chicken or toasted a steak or every time he tosses some poo poo on a campfire with no goddamn idea of what he's doing or used a loving children's lightbulb EZ Bake Oven. Like if it was just a gimmick video of honestly trying to cook food in weird ways it'd be one thing, but it's not. He's not even very good at the normal human methods of cooking.
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Nov 1, 2019 06:34
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He is the least paid person there with a back yard, I bet
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Nov 1, 2019 07:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BMVCgDigqA
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Nov 2, 2019 02:29
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Oh hell yes
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Nov 2, 2019 03:28
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Nov 2, 2019 05:42
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The presentation is as terrible as the product https://twitter.com/VeeAlmighty/status/1190356517163339776
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Nov 2, 2019 06:54
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Hey, big thanks to the poster who gave the heads up about Ribena being at Meijer. It has made the water bottle I take to work much more enjoyable. Stuff is tasty and a little bit goes a long way, at least for me. And a story for the thread: Back around 2006 when I graduated high school, Altoids introduced sour gum and it was the loving best. It was stupidly sour and super delicious. The kind I liked was green apple and it came in tins like regular Altoids. I guess at some point I bought a tin and put it in my desk at home and forgot about it. They then stopped making it. 11 years pass and I’m going through my desk in the attic to see if there was any good nostalgic stuff in it that I could sell on eBay. Low and behold, I found that tin of Altoids gum. And the gum inside looked totally fine, just a little paler. You know I chewed it. And it tasted like no time had passed at all. A+, would chew 11 year old gum again. Edit: Jesus, I must not have been the only fan. Sealed tins are on eBay for around $100 apiece.
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Nov 2, 2019 07:08
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gschmidl posted:The presentation is as terrible as the product I'm never going to get the powdered cheese snack gas. It'll just taste like normal breading when the heat burns all the lovely flavor powder away. Source: I tried using generic cheese puffs as chicken breading for tenders out of morbid
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Nov 2, 2019 07:11
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It's a Hulk Hogan meat tank
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Nov 2, 2019 07:18
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Nov 2, 2019 10:59
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Why is that blood gravy so drat thin? What country is that from? Would eat those rice krispy patties.
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Nov 2, 2019 11:28
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Fartington Butts posted:Why is that blood gravy so drat thin? What country is that from? Philippines.
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Nov 2, 2019 11:33
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FuSioN CuIsiNe
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Nov 2, 2019 12:02
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Fartington Butts posted:Why is that blood gravy so drat thin? What country is that from? How thicc is the blood gravy where you're from?
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Nov 2, 2019 13:14
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tribbledirigible posted:How thicc is the blood gravy where you're from? Same consistency as blood.
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Nov 2, 2019 13:58
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gschmidl posted:The presentation is as terrible as the product loving cheese stretch food photography, that's the only reason that block went in there. I'm convinced that companies are purposefully making lovely food videos to get the "I can't believe this!" outrage shares and views.
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Nov 2, 2019 16:26
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FPzero posted:loving cheese stretch food photography, that's the only reason that block went in there. I'm convinced that companies are purposefully making lovely food videos to get the "I can't believe this!" outrage shares and views. That it's getting wasted (because nobody's eating this poo poo) makes it even worse.
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This doesn't sound inherently terrible.
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