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Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:I pull it so nice from my sack 
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Nov 1, 2019 23:46
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The same miscreant friend that did the Happiness thing also swears up and down one of his friends in high school twisted off his own ball when a bunch of them dropped too much acid at the local rock quarry. Edmonton, ladies and gents.
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Nov 2, 2019 00:01
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T-man posted:idea: self service orchi vending machine/surgeon robot. I call it the Juggler. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KcTCRSZBUU
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Nov 2, 2019 01:05
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After reading the trans stories I have to exclaim in bold all-caps OH MY GOD I AM SO HAPPY THE GENDER I WAS ASSIGNED AT BIRTH WAS CORRECT JESUS gently caress THAT poo poo IS HORRIFYING TO THINK READ AND ABOUT. i have never been more thankful for my dick
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Nov 2, 2019 02:30
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ahhh god dammit the auto-orchi thing. that's a little bit too real. I did the same goddamn research as her, but ultimately decided not to do it (mostly because I'd probably pass out and I don't need to bleed out while attempting to fight my dick, that just ain't it). it's so loving iffy, and that's to say nothing of the various improvised methods, all varying degrees of "noooOOOOOOOO gently caress don't do THAT", from rubber bands to a hammer and chisel. uhh hey y'all ever heard of a burdizzo?  it's meant for cattle but it doesn't have to be! make sure you get a friend to clamp it down and take it off because you will probably pass out from the excruciating pain! discussions about this kind of thing weren't even uncommon in the online trans communities I was in around a decade ago  just a bunch of ~16-24 year olds, on a site about drugs, in a subforum for crossdressing, talking about castrating ourselves. super healthy. chan-based trans communities are, without fail, absolute hellscapes of mental health erosion, horrible ideas and suicide encouragement, surprising literally no one on this site probablysorry this is depressing as poo poo, here's some dangerous, mysterious dudes with swords/daggers who are coming to decimate your balls & dick. yes, yours    
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Nov 2, 2019 03:52
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Nov 2, 2019 04:00
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Every time I see this picture, all I can think is what would happen if this blob of person would actually have to use that baby knife. I picture just high-pitched screaming and stabbing.
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Nov 2, 2019 04:00
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Gonna be honest, my balls (and also dick) are feeling pretty safe right now.
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Nov 2, 2019 04:01
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Great Metal Jesus posted:Gonna be honest, my balls (and also dick) are feeling pretty safe right now. you are mocking powers you cannot possibly comprehend steel yourself (especially your dick (and balls)) and prepare for battle   
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Nov 2, 2019 04:15
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Have at thee! 
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Nov 2, 2019 04:26
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yo this kid owns
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Nov 2, 2019 04:35
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You ever wonder who takes these loving photos? Are they in on it? Do they take turns taking photos of one another with their mallswords?
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Nov 2, 2019 05:16
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it's their mom. it's always been their mom
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Nov 2, 2019 05:20
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crowtribe posted:You ever wonder who takes these loving photos? Are they in on it? Do they take turns taking photos of one another with their mallswords? it's definitely their mum e: never the dad, the dad is tired of their backyard ninja poo poo e2: also the dad can tell at a glance that these swords are made of horrible materials, and no dad is using a tool, even a tool of the battlefield, if it's made of pot metal and the handle comes off without much effort dreamin of semen has a new favorite as of 05:23 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nov 2, 2019 05:20
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hell, 90% of these pictures are either taken inside or within spitting distance of their house
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Nov 2, 2019 05:21
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The dad is a mall cop. That is how all this started.
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Nov 2, 2019 05:23
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The Bloop posted:Have at thee! The original youtube video with sound is much better, you get to hear the kid yell out the names of his special attacks just like an anime. That second gif is the legendary DRAGOOOON TWISTEEEEER, I believe. 
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Nov 2, 2019 08:44
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crowtribe posted:You ever wonder who takes these loving photos? Are they in on it? Do they take turns taking photos of one another with their mallswords?
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Nov 2, 2019 08:47
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dreamin of semen posted:you are mocking powers you cannot possibly comprehend Inceltown posted:The dad is a mall cop. That is how all this started. Paul Blart, Ball Chop?
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Nov 2, 2019 09:12
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It's also their weirdo friends who are just like them. They walk to the flea market on Saturdays, spend their allowance on cheap rear end bladed implements and soft pretzels, then walk home and discuss what kind of sword is best. Or something like that. Definitely not projecting. Bad Movie Advice- a very close friend recommended we watch SLC Punk...about three months after my first wife died- of an accidental overdose.
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Nov 2, 2019 09:33
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Re: post surgery trans women: Other folks here know better than I do, I’m sure, but I remember that on the show about Jazz Jennings, when she was getting consultations about gender conformation surgery, she did have a surgeon tell her that because she had been on hormone blockers her penis tissue was smaller than others who had not and it made the surgery she desired more difficult. One of the surgeries they proposed involved taking tissue from her anus and converting it to form vaginal lining. I have a fair number of trans folks in my friend circle but I don’t know anyone that’s had that surgery themselves.
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Nov 2, 2019 10:27
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Re: post surgery trans women: Other folks here know better than I do, I’m sure, but I remember that on the show about Jazz Jennings, when she was getting consultations about gender conformation surgery, she did have a surgeon tell her that because she had been on hormone blockers her penis tissue was smaller than others who had not and it made the surgery she desired more difficult. One of the surgeries they proposed involved taking tissue from her anus and converting it to form vaginal lining. I have a fair number of trans folks in my friend circle but I don’t know anyone that’s had that surgery themselves.
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Nov 2, 2019 10:38
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I do have friends that have done the transition surgery and the result in that reddit post is not accurate to what it should be in the slightest
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Nov 2, 2019 12:03
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T-man posted:AUG: the sound of hitler hitting your back walls, his ball slapping forlornly against the rear end
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Nov 2, 2019 13:33
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Dillbag posted:The same miscreant friend that did the Happiness thing also swears up and down one of his friends in high school twisted off his own ball when a bunch of them dropped too much acid at the local rock quarry. That's a really common urban legend. LSD doesn't cause you to not feel pain so if someone was twisting their balls off while tripping balls they would be in horrible agony.
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Nov 2, 2019 13:52
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Here's a visualisation:  https://66.media.tumblr.com/031598e9defc72f3e6486b8677a7e349/6b5768b0e4632589-05/s640x960/afb2aeb45ada78cb943a29cc82002120995553fb.gif
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Nov 2, 2019 14:25
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Anarchist Mae posted:Here's a visualisation: Idk what I expected to see
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Nov 2, 2019 14:44
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Anarchist Mae posted:Here's a visualisation: Yup, that sure is gay porn
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Nov 2, 2019 16:07
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Anarchist Mae posted:Here's a visualisation: Really just flopping about there, aren’t they
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Nov 2, 2019 16:24
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Dillbag posted:The same miscreant friend that did the Happiness thing also swears up and down one of his friends in high school twisted off his own ball when a bunch of them dropped too much acid at the local rock quarry. I've lived here a decade and no one I know has de-balled themselves, I'm kind of feeling ripped off. like that nut
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Nov 2, 2019 18:04
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beanieson posted:Idk what I expected to see I expected at least a toothbrush moustache
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Nov 2, 2019 18:05
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Loomer posted:Really just flopping about there, aren’t they you could get a new kind of cup and ball going, that'd be fun ps. that reddit story is literally the worse case scenario, and taking colon lining is sometimes needed for trans women who desire penile penetration depth if their isn't enough existing tissue. It's generally more risky, but no, it does not make it smell like poo poo. I feel bad for her, but one in a million happens pretty frequently over 7 billion people it can happen to. If you really want some AUG look at how they do phalloplatsy, it'll keep you up at night, screaming. As John Money (iirc) said quite AUGly, it's easier to make a hole than a pole.
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Nov 2, 2019 18:06
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T-man posted:If you really want some AUG look at how they do phalloplatsy, it'll keep you up at night, screaming. As John Money (iirc) said quite AUGly, it's easier to make a hole than a pole. Oh no. I keep seeing a video on this recommended to me on YouTube, I was going to click it one of these days...
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Nov 2, 2019 18:45
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oh my god why did i look that stuff up holy gently caress transfolk, your lives are a carnival of nightmares, why the gently caress aren't you a protected class
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Nov 2, 2019 18:56
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subpar anachronism posted:I've lived here a decade and no one I know has de-balled themselves, I'm kind of feeling ripped off. This would have been the early to mid-90s.
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Nov 2, 2019 19:01
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Now look at the complication rates, mainly because of the extant of surgery and everything they go through. The people that go through with the surgeries take enormous risks and I sincerely wish them the best outcomes for anyone that takes that step. And yes they should be a protected class gently caress transphobes who are usually the ones that are screaming homophobes in the first place
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I mean, I kinda get it. it's not good writing but I understand what the sentence is trying to convey. She is sexually mature, but intellectually immature. I don't know why you would need to convey that idea. But it's not hard to understand, despite being awful.
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Nov 2, 2019 20:34
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i had bottom with one of the most well retarded surgeons in the world and I still had tissue separation and am still on pain killers and the complication was the "worst they had ever seen" according to many doctors and I'm still planning to go back to get fixed on their dime and the statute of limitations for suing has just about run out cuz what else ya gonna do, shrug Edit: keeping autocorrect in lol
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Screaming Idiot posted:oh my god why did i look that stuff up Please use this feeling as inspiration to advocate (and to get others to advocate) on our behalf, because The Powers That Be certainly don't take Our word for it.
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