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Brimstone Inquiry posted:Ask him why he's so interested in muscling in on Big Herc's hustle via podcasting prison life. we're on to wes watson now dawg
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Bust Rodd posted:-he’s deeply weirded out by people staring at their phones all day Me too buddy. Me too.
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Oct 27, 2019 20:58
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cool thread. the part about the dogs was keut
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Oct 27, 2019 21:14
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u gotta educate him about vore dude
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Oct 27, 2019 22:19
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gbs but from 2004 posted:u gotta educate him about vore dude The trouble with that is choosing which type of vore to introduce him to first.
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Oct 27, 2019 22:23
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We were this close for you to be able to tell him that Clinton was still president
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Oct 27, 2019 22:34
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Now I understand why the OP has hot takes in every thread
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Oct 27, 2019 23:12
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make him smoke weed and then put a VR headset on him
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Oct 27, 2019 23:18
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Away all Goats posted:make him smoke angel dust and then put a VR headset on him
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Oct 27, 2019 23:20
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Donovan Trip posted:Now I understand why the OP has hot takes in every thread What’s this mean?
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Bust Rodd posted:
an amazon fire 10 is probably the cheapest way to do this until you can get something actually good
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Oct 28, 2019 00:56
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Necrothatcher posted:I love how this thread is treating prison as being in suspended animation for 20 years. When I came back from my first tour overseas in the early '80s, I felt like I had been in a sort of suspended animation for two years with the amount of changes that had happened in the US at the time. I feel like it's a lot more so for a person who has been in prison for 20 years.
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Assure him that yes, the Simpsons is still on and funnier than ever, even though it is a little diffrrent than he remembers. (Then show him Family Guy.)
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Oct 28, 2019 15:48
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Wow I just found out his other favorite series of books from inside was The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind. Life on the inside really is hell.
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Oct 28, 2019 15:52
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All television is like anime now
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Bust Rodd posted:Wow I just found out his other favorite series of books from inside was The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind. I'm sorry but your brother is a lost cause now.
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Oct 28, 2019 16:18
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Bust Rodd posted:Wow I just found out his other favorite series of books from inside was The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind. lmfao
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Oct 28, 2019 16:21
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Legit question: Ask him if he remembers what a big Mac meal tastes like. Then get him a big Mac meal. Does it taste the same?
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Oct 28, 2019 16:29
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Get him to read Jordan Peterson's newest book. Unironically.
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Oct 28, 2019 16:58
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We're trying to get the man back on his feet, not gently caress him up even worse.
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Oct 28, 2019 17:05
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jonathan posted:Get him to read Jordan Peterson's newest book. Unironically. Hasn't society done enough to sap him of his vitality
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Oct 28, 2019 17:09
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Gotta bring him up to speed on meme technology. Dancing baby gifs should be a good start Edit: just realized that I am old ans 20 years ago was 1999
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Oct 28, 2019 17:30
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Just start talking in the slang from a Clockwork Orange as if that's just way people speak now.
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Oct 28, 2019 17:36
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Show him old memes that used to be funny but have not aged well. Are they funny to him? Anything from 2006 should work
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Oct 28, 2019 17:37
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Let him know Duke Nukem Forever came out... Also let him know it was garbage.
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Oct 28, 2019 18:40
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An Ounce of Gold posted:Let him know Duke Nukem Forever came out... Dude's been locked up for 20 years. Let the poor man reintegrate for a while before dropping this kind of bombshell on him.
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Oct 28, 2019 20:49
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Let him play Half Life 2 and tell him all about this great new sequel that'll be out soon
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Oct 28, 2019 21:01
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He's out now, so I guess you can let him in on whole 'The Donald Trump presidency was a badly thought out hoax to gently caress with prison inmates' thing.
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Oct 28, 2019 21:12
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Bust Rodd posted:Wow I just found out his other favorite series of books from inside was The Sword of Truth by Terry Goodkind. If he's into sci-fi as much as fantasy, an unironic suggestion would be Peter F Hamilton's sci-fi, I recommend starting with his Commonwealth Saga, which is a two-book series that starts with Pandora's Star. This sounds small until you realize that both Pandora's Star and it's sequel, Judas Unchained, are both over a thousand pages and Pandora's Star ends on a literal cliffhanger, so buckle the gently caress in.
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Coolguye posted:If he's into sci-fi as much as fantasy, an unironic suggestion would be Peter F Hamilton's sci-fi, I recommend starting with his Commonwealth Saga, which is a two-book series that starts with Pandora's Star. This is a cool thread, op. If you want more sci-fi recommendations, let me know - there’s been a lot of really good stuff coming out lately, so if your brother wants to just chill and read too, there are good options. I think it’s awesome that you are helping him ease into being back out. I honestly don’t know how people can deal with being in prison for that long, and I am pretty sure I couldn’t handle it.
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Brimstone Inquiry posted:Ask him why he's so interested in muscling in on Big Herc's hustle via podcasting prison life. Homie I already made a post about peter gazin and getting them cheekth buthted
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Oct 29, 2019 06:29
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How's he fitting in? How's he likin GOT?
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Nov 3, 2019 05:30
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Has anyone mentioned OILDOME? My brother was in for many years and his oildome stories warmed many a heart in the UFC threads.
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He’s doing amazingly well. 1) we finished GoT Season 1 in two sittings. He’s so excited anytime anyone new comes on screen, he recognizes everything instantly and nearly jumps up in his chair. Please no spoilers, I’m very invested now lol 2) I upgraded my gym membership and he and I have been going and these 45 minute prison yard workouts are annihilating me. At 46 years old he is just dusting me, I’m experiencing pain in muscles I did not know that I had, but he’s so happy to have a lifting partner and I can always use the exercise. 3) he has already secured a landscaping job and his parole officer cleared it, he’ll start sometime this month. He’s very excited to get into a routine. 4) he’s video chatting with his son a lot. Jr. is 21, Autistic, and lives with his mom, but he seems happy and works hard in school and has a girlfriend in Florida he visits every semester. It’s heartwarming watching them talk, and we all have the exact same beard. 5) the game he wants to play first is the new God of War. He read about it a lot and for obvious reasons the story of a horribly violent person trying to redeem themselves by being a good dad really speaks to him, well start it this week.
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I know someone mentioned this, but if he's got to report to a parole officer, depending on the terms of his release, it's likely he shouldn't be drinking. If he pisses hot (they can test for up to 80 hours after your last drink via urine analysis) thats a parole violation. BUT you and he know the terms of his parole and it sounds like you're doing right by him, just want to make sure you don't unintentionally have a tragic mistake on your hands or whatever. Good luck to you and your family!
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His parole officer very clearly stated in no uncertain terms that he doesn’t give a poo poo. North Carolina cares, but he’s doing them a favor by keeping my brother in South Carolina, which doesn’t care at all. He said “If I don’t hear about you, I’m not gonna waste time thinking about you. Just stay out of trouble and we’ll be fine. I’m not dropping in randomly, I’m not drug testing you, I’m really not worried about you at all.”
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Nov 3, 2019 15:07
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Idk if you want to trust a parole officer  they are basically cops!
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Nov 3, 2019 15:22
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Occams razor says the PO is lazy and thinks your bro isn't going to cause an problems. Murphy's law says your bro is going to get his drink on and get involved in a bar fight.
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Bust Rodd posted:He’s doing amazingly well. Tell him the Muspelheim dungeons aren't worth the effort, and Ratatosker is the only good summon.
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I'd be interested in hearing what the prison workouts are. really interesting thread.
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