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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
I'm having what Konnan's having.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

frankenfreak posted:

I'm having what Konnan's having.

A decades-long stroke?

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
As bland as CMLL has been the past year or so the main event yesterday I thought really felt fresh and worth watching.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Main event was good. Even with their recent departures CMLL has a lot of good young talent they just don't book them enough.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Look, much like WWE, if you weren't a star 30 years ago and Chavo doesn't know you, then you're completely worthless and should be happy with tablescraps because you get to work for CMLL.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

What time does the AAA madness start?

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
9 eastern

Willninho
Aug 14, 2007
They’re teasing rush showing up. I don’t think he meshes well with aaa but obviously it would be cool if he did.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1185695296384393216

:getin:

ed: :negative:

Chris James 2 fucked around with this message at 07:10 on Oct 20, 2019

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Welp.

Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=741690292948709&id=100013232351275

Spoiler. Parka takes a bad bump to the outside.

I cant seem to find anything other than this post.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Twitter vid

:smith:

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

From the thread on the F4W board:

quote:

Lucha Central cannot confirm the severity of the injury at this time. We were initially told that the 53 year old Parka mentioned to doctors he couldn’t feel his legs and that the injury was feared to be a fracture in his neck. Roberto Figueroa however has since reported that Parka has regained mobility of his limbs and is at the local hospital to receive an MRI, all while in stable condition. Lucha Central will keep you updated on Parka’s condition and sends its thoughts to Parka and his family at this time.

I'm not a big lucha guy but I certainly hope he's ok. I honestly cried a bit when I heard about Takayama.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

Ooof, I've gotten used to thinking of topes as basically safe, but I guess when you're not caught it really really sucks.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

So wait, which Parka is this, I haven't been able to find any specifics

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

I Before E posted:

So wait, which Parka is this, I haven't been able to find any specifics

its the lovely fake one that already was incredibly immobile. La Park has been La Park long enough that most people don't call him La Parka any more

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1186284387677155328

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1186310412763045888

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
AAA's La Parka is in such bad shape that the Park vs Parka match from 8 years ago was supposed to be the beginning of the end of his career. He was barely mobile then.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

LA Park: fighting cops
La Parka: fighting for his life

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

drat hope he's OK and decides to hang it up for his health. That's scary

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1186320591823015944

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1186437602016145409

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


AAA on Twitch this Saturday

Dinastia defends the minis title in a five-way match against Demus, Mini Psycho Clown, and two mystery opponents
Bengala, Mr Iguana and Big Mami vs Keyra, Lady Maravilla and Ultimo Maldito
Maximo, Nino Hamburguesa and Octagon Jr vs Tito Santana, Mocho Cota Jr and Carta Brava Jr
Taurus vs Hijo del Vikingo vs Arez vs Aramis in a four-way
Murder Clown, Puma King and Drago vs Texano Jr, Abismo Negro Jr and Super Fly
Psycho Clown, Pentagon Jr and Pagano vs Rey Escorpion, Chessman and Averno

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:woop:

quote:

Nicho, the original Psicosis from the 90s, returns to AAA on 11/9 for a TV taping in Torreon

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
So how long is Kenny gonna hold the AAA belt without defending it, or AAA even remembering that he's the champ?

I'm setting the over/under at 250 days.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

dave said hes prob gonna defend it on dark

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Bring in a new luchador periodically to face Kenny for it.

Bring in Gringo Loco

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dave The Clown

Put Dave The Clown in an AEW Youtube main event, coward Tony

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





If this is how you get Dragon Lee in AEW I'm all for it

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Benne posted:

So how long is Kenny gonna hold the AAA belt without defending it, or AAA even remembering that he's the champ?

I'm setting the over/under at 250 days.

as many times as the normal mega champions defend it

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Chris James 2 posted:

AAA on Twitch this Saturday

Dinastia defends the minis title in a five-way match against Demus, Mini Psycho Clown, and two mystery opponents
Bengala, Mr Iguana and Big Mami vs Keyra, Lady Maravilla and Ultimo Maldito
Maximo, Nino Hamburguesa and Octagon Jr vs Tito Santana, Mocho Cota Jr and Carta Brava Jr
Taurus vs Hijo del Vikingo vs Arez vs Aramis in a four-way
Murder Clown, Puma King and Drago vs Texano Jr, Abismo Negro Jr and Super Fly
Psycho Clown, Pentagon Jr and Pagano vs Rey Escorpion, Chessman and Averno

I will pause Outside Worlds for this, those AAA events have been pretty good.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1188276865590538240

J-Ro fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Oct 27, 2019

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


:stare:

https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1188280498117853185

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
Vikingo and Taurus just stole the show again. Taurus could be huge in the US but I’m afraid he’d have to lose the mask since it’s not a “normal” mask.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
That fourway was loving insane. Vikingo and Taurus are amazing.

And the commentary team said my twitch username afterwards :3:

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
This just went from a clusterfuck to a normal match out of nowhere

edit: TIRANTES STRIKES AGAIN

shoplifter fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Oct 27, 2019

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Anyone catch the match that was getting a ton of buzz yesterday? I believe it was IWRG, maybe a trios match with young guys? The last two days have been so incredible for posting it has been easy to miss the actual wrestling.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


MassRafTer posted:

Anyone catch the match that was getting a ton of buzz yesterday? I believe it was IWRG, maybe a trios match with young guys? The last two days have been so incredible for posting it has been easy to miss the actual wrestling.

This one? https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/1188829943557427200

https://twitter.com/MrLARIATO/status/1188832697759797253

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Guys I've found the hottest trio in all of wrestling

https://twitter.com/LUCHALIBREIWRG/status/1191445309198651394?s=19

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


oh they're even cooler than I imagined

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Yeah that's it! Thanks!

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