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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
Gonna bring home some hot dogs and frozen yogurts for dinner 2nite because I'm a hard working father who does his very best to provide for his family.

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No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I didn't see a wine or beer advent calendar today :(

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

Lava Lamp Goddess posted:

Piller's Old Forest Salami Whips from the brand Black Kassel. Here’s the listing on World Market’s website: https://www.worldmarket.com/product/pillers-old-forest-salami-whips.do

I bought some of these because they make a great Keto friendly snack (1g Carbs per whip) and they are good but a little slimy/greasy. Also I think the hunter sausages that I also bought you get more meat per dollar and those are also <1g carbs per serving. And they are normal thickness for a sausage.

I know hunter sausage and salami are different but not sure I will buy the whips again.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
costco thread has the highest hit rate of posts mentioning tubes of meat in the entire forums

Trastion
Jul 24, 2003
The one and only.

canyoneer posted:

costco thread has the highest hit rate of posts mentioning tubes of meat in the entire forums

We used to have porn forums but they got rid of those so now Coscto thread it is.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Math You posted:

Need the bolstered sides in my gaming chair so I don't slide out while I'm writhing in anger because they made a character show less cleavage

How do you get the poop sock out then?

Oh speaking of socks, please don't poop in quality Costco socks. They're too good for that.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Big thumbs up to everyone who recommended the sherpa, it's so cozy!

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


More Sherpa discussion than the annual Everest thread

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
I bought a bag of sweet potatoes yesterday and didn't notice that one of the potatoes on the bottom was completely rotted and was dripping gross fluid.

Now I have to drive 5 minutes out of my way to return it after work OH WELL I GUESS I'LL GET ANOTHER DOG

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Keep getting more dogs, see how that works out. :shuckyes:

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Renegret posted:

I bought a bag of sweet potatoes yesterday and didn't notice that one of the potatoes on the bottom was completely rotted and was dripping gross fluid.

Now I have to drive 5 minutes out of my way to return it after work OH WELL I GUESS I'LL GET ANOTHER DOG

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HOT DOG, INC.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
I made a big meal yesterday that I hoped to eat the entire week and I severely hosed it up to the point I don’t want to eat anymore of it. Thankfully, I’m going to CostCo today anyway and a rotisserie chicken can salvage the rest of the week. PBUC

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Where da fuckin TURKEYS AT, YO!

AF
Oct 8, 2007
hi

poisonpill posted:

More Sherpa discussion than the annual Everest thread

The Midniter
Jul 9, 2001

Please note that the minimum time after purchasing a rotisserie chicken that you must wait to avoid burning your hands is two hours.

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

poisonpill posted:

More Sherpa discussion than the annual Everest thread

This one time a goon angered the mountain god and it got ugly.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

The Midniter posted:

Please note that the minimum time after purchasing a rotisserie chicken that you must wait to avoid burning your hands is two hours.

Never had an issue with that; CostCo is a minimum of 20 minutes away for me depending on traffic. Probably highly variable with how long they’ve sat around too.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

The Midniter posted:

Please note that the minimum time after purchasing a rotisserie chicken that you must wait to avoid burning your hands is two hours.

My experience is it's "the time you think you should be safe plus 10 minutes" ow oof ouch

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
OK it was kinda hot in places this time

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata
I got a pumpkin pie and didn't notice it was frozen solid until I got home. Why would it be frozen? Are they baked out of state and shipped in frozen?

if they're shipped in frozen my world will fall apart

Bummey fucked around with this message at 05:05 on Nov 6, 2019

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I'm putting Costco turkey balls in my mouth right now.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
No Costco, pull up!

https://twitter.com/AZGOP/status/1191456361063817217?s=19

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Maybe they have a combination dunk/lobster tank

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Have you been to a Costco mid-afternoon during a weekday? Its nothing but grey Boomers moving slower than molasses. And this one is in Arizona.

I don't get gas at Costco mid-day not because of lines, but because its mostly old Boomers who have absolutely no business driving a vehicle of any kind.

Last year I saw two old men bump their cars into eachother at the pumps. Neither noticed. If you value your car stay the gently caress away during the daytime.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

This is seriously worrying to me. How is this allowed?

edit: Go to coscto.com and scroll all the way down to the very very bottom and click Feedback. Enter Scottsdale and choose the one on Hayden Rd. Tell them what you think about this. I'm very angry and disappointed.

No PBUC today my friends.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 08:01 on Nov 6, 2019

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
Sadly Scottsdale, the disgusting boomer (and their dumpster spawn) heaven part of Phoenix, is an appropriate place for this signing.

Costco, I expected more from you. I'm disappointed in you. Mad as well.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Coredump
Dec 1, 2002

SirPablo posted:

I'm putting Costco turkey balls in my mouth right now.

I would like to know more.

red19fire
May 26, 2010

My gf was talking about having kids last week, so I took her to Costco around 5pm thunderdome time. The warehouse itself, full of screaming toddlers and exasperated parents, is effective birth control. PBUC.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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red19fire posted:

My gf was talking about having kids last week, so I took her to Costco around 5pm thunderdome time. The warehouse itself, full of screaming toddlers and exasperated parents, is effective birth control. PBUC.

Any store near a middle school would work really. Kids in junior high are real assholes.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

red19fire posted:

My gf was talking about having kids last week, so I took her to Costco around 5pm thunderdome time. The warehouse itself, full of screaming toddlers and exasperated parents, is effective birth control. PBUC.

My 3 year old has been asking to go to Costco to get hotdogs since he could talk. You just need to train them with positive reinforcement of hotdogs and frozen yogurts.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

I'm not too far from that and tickets are free.
Perhaps I can go and tell him to smdftb

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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canyoneer posted:

I'm not too far from that and tickets are free.
Perhaps I can go and tell him to smdftb

He's so dumb that you could probably make fun of him in front of his face and it'd go over his head. His ghost writer might notice though.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

canyoneer posted:

I'm not too far from that and tickets are free.
Perhaps I can go and tell him to smdftb

Oh god please do this. :pray:

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Their eyes locked and suddenly there was the sound of breaking glass.
\

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Oh god please do this. :pray:
Sometimes you must challenge the church to force needed change. . .

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Here is the link to live chat with customer service.

I just chatted with them and expressed my concern for letting a retarded turd into their warehouse. This is Costco's stance on politics:

Does Costco Wholesale make political contributions or provide other political support?
As a company, we respect the choices our members make, so we do not take positions on social issues, we are not involved in partisan politics, and we do not contribute money to political candidates or issues.

When you visit a Costco warehouse, we want you to feel welcome. And, after gathering much feedback, we have found that the majority of our members appreciate the fact that our atmosphere is devoid of politics—so we strive to keep it that way. Your comfort and satisfaction is our No. 1 priority.



This is in direct conflict with their mission statement. It's wrong. The person I spoke with didn't know about it when I mentioned it but actually looked it up, acknowledged it, and told me to provide feedback, as I did last night.

This is the message about book signings she gave me.

" From time to time we receive feedback from our members and others about the books we decided to carry, not carry or discontinue. We also receive feedback about some book signings. As with all the merchandise we sell, we understand that each book or author will not be the preference of every member. We monitor sales closely to ensure we have a varied product mix for our members. At Costco, our book space is limited. We exercise discipline with our selection based solely on what our members are buying."

I urge you guys to do the same. It took <5 minutes. I don't want that piece of poo poo stepping into my glorious church. I'm seriously upset about this.

Sock The Great
Oct 1, 2006

It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom
Grimey Drawer

I am sorry to say that reality has beaten you to the punch

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Cyks
Mar 17, 2008

The trenches of IT can scar a muppet for life
Has anyone experienced black friday at Costco before? Ours is typically full with no parking spots available and an hour line to leave the lot so I can't imagine it being any worse but I'm going to be super hungry after dinner with the inlaws .

Im Ready for DEATH
Oct 5, 2016

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Here is the link to live chat with customer service.

I just chatted with them and expressed my concern for letting a retarded turd into their warehouse. This is Costco's stance on politics:

Does Costco Wholesale make political contributions or provide other political support?
As a company, we respect the choices our members make, so we do not take positions on social issues, we are not involved in partisan politics, and we do not contribute money to political candidates or issues.

When you visit a Costco warehouse, we want you to feel welcome. And, after gathering much feedback, we have found that the majority of our members appreciate the fact that our atmosphere is devoid of politics—so we strive to keep it that way. Your comfort and satisfaction is our No. 1 priority.



This is in direct conflict with their mission statement. It's wrong. The person I spoke with didn't know about it when I mentioned it but actually looked it up, acknowledged it, and told me to provide feedback, as I did last night.

This is the message about book signings she gave me.

" From time to time we receive feedback from our members and others about the books we decided to carry, not carry or discontinue. We also receive feedback about some book signings. As with all the merchandise we sell, we understand that each book or author will not be the preference of every member. We monitor sales closely to ensure we have a varied product mix for our members. At Costco, our book space is limited. We exercise discipline with our selection based solely on what our members are buying."

I urge you guys to do the same. It took <5 minutes. I don't want that piece of poo poo stepping into my glorious church. I'm seriously upset about this.

Don't forget that Hillary also did a book signing at Costco some years back, I hope you complained then as well

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-hillary-clinton-brookfield-book-tour-20170915-story.html

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Lazyhound
Mar 1, 2004

A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag is fast and bulbous—got me?

Im Ready for DEATH posted:

Don't forget that Hillary also did a book signing at Costco some years back, I hope you complained then as well

https://www.courant.com/news/connecticut/hc-hillary-clinton-brookfield-book-tour-20170915-story.html

what a shocker of a rap sheet

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