BOOTY-ADE posted:

Cop pride flag is black, white & blue...ironic, if you're not white, you're left black & blue

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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Thats not ironic its just a pun!

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mind the walrus posted:

You forgot Borg Cube vs. Death Star holy poo poo

chitoryu12 posted:

Anyone who says the Borg Cube wins needs to go back to school.

Captain Monkey posted:

They’re probably not allowed within 1000 feet of a school.

DryGoods posted:

*i slowly creep up to my door. bending over, i put my eye up to the mail slot. a rapid fire torrent of burned dvds of Three Stooges 2012 explode in my face. sending me writhing on the floor as i and the room slowly drown in dvds. gasping for air i try to push my face above the Three Stooges tide*

cumshitter! no god! you're killing me!

Inceltown posted:

Danaru posted:

Trap sprung and all but I'm reasonably certain a borg cube could dodge a laser designed to wait for planets to get in front of it before it can fire

Ghost Leviathan posted:

It was used as an anti-ship weapon successfully in RotJ.

Friend posted:

It was also coined by a prosecutor trying to give an innocent man the death penalty so that's pretty appropriate

Cardiovorax posted:

Many who live deserve to be dissolved in acid, and many who were dissolved in acid deserve to live. Can you give it to them? Then do not be so quick to dissolve people in acid.

Dillbag posted:

Two dudes in front of me stood up in the middle of an opening weekend screening of Falling Down, threw a half dozen haymakers at each other, then sat down and enjoyed the rest of the film. It was surreal and a very apt movie for it to happen at.

Wicker Man posted:

Lookin' at weird porn and get dangerously close to sharing the image/video to all my friends and family from a simple misclick.

klafbang posted:

Eh, just click share on that weird porn. Put it on reddit. Put in on zoom. Put it on yandex. That way, next time you get one of those extortion scam mails, you can confidently respond "all my friends already saw the video of a midget in a tutu calling me daddy while throwing lego bricks at me, who is the genius now, mr scammer (or mrs or ms)".

Outrail posted:

Why the hell do porn sites even have a share button?

CommieGIR posted:

https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1192130011240828929?s=20

canyoneer posted:

The American Civil War 2: The SQL

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

The internet is for the living

If you're posting here, you're dead. And gay.

There are worse hells.

Captain Log posted:

gently caress an Erector Set.

CainFortea posted:

With your braces I guess you're lookin for someone who'll do that then.

Ibram Gaunt posted:

I dunno what you want me to say lol. I would see it on twitter anytime he was brought up, random threads on these forums across time. etc. it was something spread around and not just conjured out of nowhere today.

e: two seconds in google

NOTE: I DO NOT THINK HE IS SOME SORT OF CRYPTOFACIST.

Leal posted:

Wearing a suit AND having delivery? Sounds like a chud if I saw one.

Crocoswine posted:

it's not delivery it's digiorno

cyberbug posted:

I have some smart RGB lightbulbs running on a Z-Wave home automation network and to make them register to a new controller you have to activate them using their built-in accelerometer. In other words, you tell the controller to add a node and then go and give the lightbulb a firm slap.

Platystemon posted:

wtf why is there an accelerometer in this lightbulb

PRADA SLUT posted:

my app reports 301000km/s what the gently caress

Brawnfire posted:

I also like our basic sad face because it looks so pathetic and hurt

zoux posted:

*solemly* My dude...your monitor.

zoux posted:

So this guy's plan to get laid is a R&M watch party where only the girls he wants to sleep with and die hard R&M fans attend. Ganbatte.

Accordion Man posted:

*Ice T walks into the room*

"They call themselves Flintstoners, they just just snort the vitamins to get high, which they call meeting the Great Gazoo."

Sunswipe posted:

Ventriloquists are just awful.

tight aspirations posted:

Please do not defame failed TV repairman and green-jelly liker Rod Hull, whose puppet was a prototype live action untitled goose, and attacked many idiot celebrities.

Sunswipe posted:

Rod Hull wasn't a ventriloquist.

Actually, I do have fond memories of Keith Harris and Orville, so I'll amend the statement to "Ventriloquists performing 'adult' routines are awful."

tight aspirations posted:

He was a ventriloquist, but through the most tragic of ironies, his puppet was mute

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Have wanted a hexagon print bed set for ages, nowhere sells them; find duvet printing seller on AliX, run up design and send it over, pay reasonable fee - 3 weeks later:



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/32955444328.html

By popular demand posted:

What war games will you play in that bedroom?

NoneMoreNegative posted:

My hex life is my own business.

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Arivia posted:

I feel like there's a missing Trudeau joke in there: "the state has no place in the hexes of the nation"

Arivia posted:

I feel like there's a missing Trudeau joke in there: "the state has no place in the hexes of the nation"

Platystemon posted:

The source I found said a squirrel has two hundred grams of meat on it with an energy content of two hundred forty kilocalories, or one megajoule.

One squirrel hunter suggested the animals are sixty percent meat, so that’s a total weight of one third kilogram.

Adult rats in one study were seventy‐two point one percent water. I think we can assume squirrels are similar.

We need to heat and boil two hundred forty and one‐third grams of water. For lack of better assumptions, let us say we have to do it from its freezing point, at atmospheric pressure. It will take six hundred and forty‐four kilojoules vaporise all that water.

That’s less than the dietary energy of the squirrel meat, and what’s more is that parts of the squirrel that we can’t eat can burn and yield additional energy.

tl;dr: Burning wet squirrels is inefficient, but ultimately an energy‐positive proposition.

Nae! posted:

p sure the true poor person option is trying to kill the deer with the wrestling moves you saw on last year's summer slam on stolen pay-per-view

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

"Hexes" is a rude way to refer to Chinese real estate speculators.

zoux posted:

Neil: That's one small step for a man, one giant lemp for
*Buzzboy has changed groupchat to Lemp*
Tom_Collins_Mix: lmao
Houston_but_a_bitch_aint_one: I love lemp

Arivia posted:

That is a CanPol worthy slam dunk joke, thank you.

Krispy Wafer posted:

Here me out, Hooters...but the waitresses are all Boomers.

Empress Brosephine posted:

Oh so Denny’s