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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
I like to put cancer in a headlock myself.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


What kind of a relationship? Did the unnamed employee exchange their labour for money? Was it a sexual relationship? We may never know. :iiam:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

BRB, gonna go organize a "Beat the Balls Off Testicular Cancer" charity drive.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Platystemon posted:



What kind of a relationship? Did the unnamed employee exchange their labour for money? Was it a sexual relationship? We may never know. :iiam:

Having sex with the Hamburglar

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://magicvalley.com/news/world/...d7ac67967b.html

German swingers' club evacuated after carbon monoxide alarm

BERLIN (AP) — Authorities say a swingers' club in western Germany had to be evacuated mid-party after a carbon monoxide alarm went off and several guests reported feeling unwell.

Firefighters in the town of Hattingen, between Dortmund and Duesseldorf in North Rhine-Westphalia, told the dpa news agency Sunday that about 300 swingers were brought to safety after the alarm went off late Saturday night.

The swingers, many clad just in bathrobes as they left the club, were taken on buses to be examined by first aid workers. About ten complained of feeling unwell and needed treatment.

The fire department says no dangerous levels of carbon monoxide were detected once they had arrived. In all, about 160 emergency workers were involved.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Like I'm sure it's an executive level person but my thoughts went to "cashier at a Spokane-area location."

"Your hair smells intoxicating, a mixture of fries and pert-plus."

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1191399480815427584

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


They're really leaning in to the TYPES IN ALL CAPS BOOMER MARKET aren't they

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

It will always be TheFacebook [sic] to me.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1190817992185008128?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


One Million Cannibal Ants Trapped in Soviet Nuclear Bunker Have Escaped

:tif:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




quote:

researchers have now studied the colony to understand how it functioned—and installed an escape route to see if its members would leave their home given the option

[as massive wave of ants engulfs burning skyscraper in background] "Well, we just wanted to see what happened if they got out"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Captain Hygiene posted:

[as massive wave of ants engulfs burning skyscraper in background] "Well, we just wanted to see what happened if they got out"

The massive wave, composed of over a millions ants, has grown to just over 3 feet high at this point. Those in coastal areas and low-lying environs are asked to seek shelter.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007


Isn't this a sovcit thing?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

The massive wave, composed of over a millions ants, has grown to just over 3 feet high at this point. Those in coastal areas and low-lying environs are asked to seek shelter.

Small skyscrapers are important too :colbert:

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen
zoolander_meme.jpg

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



Please never stop quoting this.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




Is this art?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

I literally stared at this in disbelief. If we cancel Fabio our moms are gonna be pissed.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
I can't even comment on what kind of circumstances would lead to Tucker Carlson interviewing Fabio. What I do know is that golden-haired bastard hit a goose with his face on a rollercoaster and walked away with little more than a bloody nose. And though it happened 20 years ago, today I learned for the first time that a. it was on the first drop of a 73 mph hill, and b. THE GOOSE DIED.

So at least one of these people have a skull that's bone all the way through.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/jakpost/status/1192058661188907009

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Hoes banned (x24)

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


E: wrong thread

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Nov 7, 2019

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
“I've been doing some farming with my hoe here"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Your dangerous gender reveals are making heaven too crowded!

https://twitter.com/TheDEWLine/status/1192621451179909120

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Feral pig boss to be appointed amid threat of African swine fever

This is either one of the best or worst ideas ever.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Not linking to this one because it's a Murdoch rag and they don't ever deserve clicks.

Whittlesea Show award-winning golliwog quilt sparks outrage

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
“Feral Pig Tsar” is a good name.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Indonesian robber breaks into house naked because he was told he would be invisible.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:v: You said no one would see me!
:agesilaus: I said no one will look at you. Ugly.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2019-11-07/-ok-boomer-phrase-says-more-about-the-kids-than-about-us-boomers

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Tyler Cowen is a very good economist. I wish he'd stick to that.

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Checked the first comment, was not disappointed

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I think I'm gonna shed tears of joy when the next generation starts with 'Ok millennial '

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

What was joke? Account has been suspended. Is that the joke?

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Aleph Null posted:

What was joke? Account has been suspended. Is that the joke?

Just a meme escaping into normie society.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ok bloomer

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

By popular demand posted:

I think I'm gonna shed tears of joy when the next generation starts with 'Ok millennial '

We won't be as good as the kids using it, but, unlike Boomers, we're gonna be better than our parents

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madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

theflyingorc posted:

We won't be as good as the kids using it, but, unlike Boomers, we're gonna be better than our parents

Ha. Haha. Hahhaahahahah. Oh, poo poo. Gotta catch my breath here for a second.

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