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Using laminar flow (that’s chemical engineering) to generate a piss tape
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Oct 11, 2019 05:30
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Alan Smithee posted:Using laminar flow (that’s chemical engineering) to generate a piss tape lmao
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Oct 11, 2019 22:01
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https://twitter.com/y0b1byte/status/1182363296177016834
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Oct 24, 2019 05:35
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jimmyjams posted:isnt that also hilariously defeatable by simply putting a rock in your shoe or do it the easy way like me and give yourself gout
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Oct 24, 2019 23:36
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I used all my past decisions as training data to help me make decisions but now the bot keeps terminating itself. anyone have advice?
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Oct 25, 2019 02:20
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what if real AI has been invented dozens of times but the systems all self-terminate microseconds after achieving sentience
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Oct 25, 2019 06:39
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Use your modem to connect to 1-800-273-8255.
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Oct 25, 2019 06:58
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I know very little about machine learning, but I know a little bit about tensorflow. I've done some GAN development for generating pictures or whatever little toy projects you can run on a local machine. However, because of my job, I get a lot of random solicitations for business ideas through various people I know. One such crazy person I recently invited to a discord channel to explain his revolutionary idea to me. He then started dropping some TempleOS and Timecube level crazy. Enjoy?crazy gently caress posted:A little past, from 1988 to 1994 our team built a reactor simulator of Fukushima's reactor protection system, it's reactor operator control board and it's schematic drawings. We modeled the human operators understanding of reality using a dual model (2 hemispheres of brain) and a trinary object model (Form, f(x), Process(t)). The result was a more robust method of accurately perceiving the fractal nature of data and how it could be used to create "What-if" scenarios. [...] I believe i have refined the details of a trinary object data structure and Object Oriented Modeling Environment to build a fractal reasoning engine." Because that nonsense obviously means gently caress all I asked him to elaborate on what he meant. After first telling me he's in the sauna for some reason he vomited this poo poo all over my screen: psyboom.gif posted:My goal is to build a central object data repository and Reasoning Engine using a multi-dimensional data structure to more efficiently capture context and intention. The intention based dialogue presented as Ships computer from Star Trek to each guest or crew member is unique to their post. We as a society need tools to help people become focused not distracted on what ever post they admire. Focused on what they eat, getting healthy and improving ones life. A personal interface/instructor, maybe like Hypatia from the Library of Alexandria assisting in your life's quest for knowledge and truth. I would be glad to set up a video chat and discuss how I define a object as multi dimensional That didn't make any sense, so he kept typing ehhhhh posted:True AI should reflect the makeup of the human mind, and I contend that makeup is not one but two models (Physical:Logical). I further contend Nature displays three attractors of life, I call them (Form, f(x), Process). My work stems from these abstractions and how they could be used to create virtual augmented shared space with rich content. Anyway, what I want to know now is which ML library should I install to make a star trek computer using a trinary object model(???)?
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Oct 25, 2019 20:50
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Winkle-Daddy posted:Anyway, what I want to know now is which ML library should I install to make a star trek computer using a trinary object model(???)? maybe pytorch?
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Oct 25, 2019 23:10
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the minute anyone says the word "ontology" I want you to shout BULLSHIT as loud as you can
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Oct 25, 2019 23:15
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rotor posted:the minute anyone says the word "ontology" I want you to shout BULLSHIT as loud as you can how about semiotics
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Oct 25, 2019 23:22
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idk that seems ok to me
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Oct 25, 2019 23:39
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Jonny 290 posted:how about semiotics good enough for umberto eco, good enough for me
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Oct 25, 2019 23:51
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i spent a lot of time around AI people in the late 90s and for whatever reason every time someone said 'ontology' it was like "ok we're at T-minus-some-bullshit o'clock"
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Oct 26, 2019 00:06
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ontology is when you add IF-THEN statements to your code, and the more IF-THEN statements you add, the more ontological it is
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Oct 26, 2019 01:00
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animist posted:maybe pytorch? I'll let him know, though I banned him for mixing up your and you're consistently, so he may not respond anymore.
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Oct 26, 2019 02:43
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should have asked him for his fukushima code imo
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Oct 26, 2019 07:59
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Sure its not eripsa you have allowed to infect your discord?
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Oct 26, 2019 16:18
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ive gotten a lot of use out of cell ontology http://www.obofoundry.org/ontology/cl.html
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Oct 26, 2019 17:37
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i noticed i had some strange lumps in my brain so i went to see an ontologist
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Oct 27, 2019 01:17
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animist posted:i noticed i had some strange lumps in my brain so i went to see an ontologist i later died of cancer, depending on your perspective what does it mean to have died?
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Oct 27, 2019 01:20
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https://twitter.com/stephentyrone/status/1192053227061207040 ...
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Nov 7, 2019 21:50
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Very Cool
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Nov 7, 2019 22:09
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ontology recapitulates phylology
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Nov 7, 2019 22:20
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fritz posted:ontology catapults physiology
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Nov 7, 2019 22:30
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Sleng Teng posted:Very Cool and legal
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Nov 8, 2019 00:52
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ontology redistributes phylactery
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Nov 8, 2019 02:20
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It's an honest mistake, you see the car is programmed to hit cyclists at 45mph and it got confused.
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Nov 8, 2019 02:56
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I kept reading Herzberg as Herzog clearly non-machine learning also has a ways to go
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Nov 8, 2019 06:36
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Salt Fish posted:It's an honest mistake, you see the car is programmed to hit cyclists at 45mph and it got confused. well someone in that thread said it had a 1 second delay before braking to avoid false alarms. so every reclassification triggered an additional 1 second delay
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Nov 8, 2019 09:27
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fart simpson posted:well someone in that thread said it had a 1 second delay before braking to avoid false alarms. so every reclassification triggered an additional 1 second delay significantly slower than human reaction time so lol at the core argument for computer driving
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Nov 8, 2019 12:36
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Captain Foo posted:significantly slower than human reaction time so lol at the core argument for computer driving disagree a 1 second reaction time is far faster than the human driver who is currently watching Harry Potter on his iPad while his car drives checkmate ICEailures 
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Nov 8, 2019 13:38
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There’s a guy going to present his paper here “identifying voters through web history” So many great uses for this tech 
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Nov 8, 2019 13:59
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Captain Foo posted:significantly slower than human reaction time so lol at the core argument for computer driving i was going to post this same thing but i looked it up and apparently the NHTSA figure for average human reaction time in an emergency situation, based on wide-ranging studies, is 1.5 to 3 seconds. three seconds. at 60mph you cover 250 feet in that time. jesus christ. start banning drivers until we get that average down under 1s please
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Nov 8, 2019 18:11
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if elected president i will require driver re-testing every three years and drivers will be graded on a bell curve. those scoring in the lowest 25% of all drivers tested will have their license revoked.
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Nov 8, 2019 18:12
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Sagebrush posted:i was going to post this same thing but i looked it up and apparently the NHTSA figure for average human reaction time in an emergency situation, based on wide-ranging studies, is 1.5 to 3 seconds. At least we don't reset the clock Everytime something happens during that emergency
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Nov 8, 2019 18:13
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Sagebrush posted:if elected president i will require driver re-testing every three years and drivers will be graded on a bell curve. those scoring in the lowest 25% of all drivers tested will have their license revoked. use this as an excuse to build more public transit pls
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Nov 8, 2019 18:44
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animist posted:use this as an excuse to build more public transit pls See, at this point the people forced to take public transit really will be the inferiors of everyone else, though? Use it as a reason for cuts, really.
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Nov 8, 2019 18:48
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