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Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Fathis Munk posted:

GISing "chair with boobs" doesn't yield anything interesting sadly.

Now "chair with dick", I don't even need to GIS for that.



oddly, I have a gif for this

from the movie "Burn After Reading"



snype!

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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

massive spider posted:

See I read it in the sense of "she looked like a big boob bimbo but was actually smart who'd have thunk it"

Are ya'll PBFing, or just obtuse? It means shes brave (big guts) but dumb (small brain). Its a simple, stupid metaphor that is unnecessarily sexualized unless this is from some sort of boob-focused erotica, in which case its just dumb.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

what if your stomach was in your boobs haha

post pics haha

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Are ya'll PBFing, or just obtuse? It means shes brave (big guts) but dumb (small brain). Its a simple, stupid metaphor that is unnecessarily sexualized unless this is from some sort of boob-focused erotica, in which case its just dumb.
This was my interpretation.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Yeah that metaphor is very obviously conveying "big in bravery, small in brains," but the metaphor itself is cringey and terrible.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

PainterofCrap posted:

I'm the repurposed casino carpeting


Repurposed? Check the ceiling - that's an event held AT a casino.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Rad-daddio posted:

oddly, I have a gif for this

from the movie "Burn After Reading"



snype!

Burn out my eyeballs after seeing
And my memories

Please

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

green chicken feet posted:

Burn out my eyeballs after seeing
And my memories

Please

Don't watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Tubgoat posted:

Don't watch It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

I've seen a few episodes, but not that one, apparently. Thought it was pretty funny. But I'm afraid to imagine this scene. Luckily, I'll never watch it, because my eyeballs have been safely burned out.

Yet if anyone wishes to describe what happened, I'll still read the description, using text-to-audio of course.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

T-man posted:

what if your stomach was in your boobs haha

post pics haha

This post didn't get any negative attention, so let's go back to it. Imagine if your boobs were two stomaches, all full of acid and food and poop and whatever. Every time you hit your boobs you could throw up. A too small bra would make you queasy. In hell, if there is an afterlife, you might get to experience this for real, but in all likelihood there is nothing after death, which will come to you no matter what you do, much sooner than you think.

Now imagine your belly button was where milk spurted from.

SeaGoatSupreme
Dec 26, 2009
Ask me about fixed-gear bikes (aka "fixies")
Mine looks like a bellybutton don't dox me

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

T-man posted:

This post didn't get any negative attention, so let's go back to it.

you don't often see people taking the Fremen approach to flop sweat

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Imagine if your rear end cheeks had nipples and poop came out of a hole in your chest

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

green chicken feet posted:

Yet if anyone wishes to describe what happened, I'll still read the description, using text-to-audio of course.
Mac is totally heterosexual and not even a little bit gay so he makes an exercise bike with a dildo deployed in a manner similar to the above chair.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

^ Spoilers for anyone that hasn't finished Title Defense in Punch-Out!! for the Wii.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Pastry of the Year posted:

^ Spoilers for anyone that hasn't finished Title Defense in Punch-Out!! for the Wii.
Made me lol and snort.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Are ya'll PBFing, or just obtuse? It means shes brave (big guts) but dumb (small brain). Its a simple, stupid metaphor that is unnecessarily sexualized unless this is from some sort of boob-focused erotica, in which case its just dumb.

It's not, it's from "The Things They Carried" a book about Vietnam. I was assigned to read it in highschool by the hippy teacher.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

DicktheCat posted:

It's not, it's from "The Things They Carried" a book about Vietnam. I was assigned to read it in highschool by the hippy teacher.
Oh my. :magical: Gotta break up that bleak tension somehow I suppose. :cripes:

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

The Things They Carried Is Amazing and should be read by everyone.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

green chicken feet posted:

I read this as "floating clown". Somehow not implausible.

We all float down here.....

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Tubgoat posted:

Mac is totally heterosexual and not even a little bit gay so he makes an exercise bike with a dildo deployed in a manner similar to the above chair.

Aha. I will be sure to avoid that episode. Thank you!

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

green chicken feet posted:

Aha. I will be sure to avoid that episode. Thank you!
It gets referenced in a total of two episodes, iirc. He doesn't "use" it, he demonstrates it as incentive to not sit down. xD

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

It's one of the all time best sitcom episodes you should watch it.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Just watch Sunny. You won't get the jokes in that episode without the years of character build up that precedes it. (Yes, it sounds pretentious, but it's true)

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

DicktheCat posted:

It's not, it's from "The Things They Carried" a book about Vietnam. I was assigned to read it in highschool by the hippy teacher.

The eponymous story and "On The Rainy River" have stuck with me for over a decade.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



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Oct 30, 2009

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Is this Ben Garrison's psychotic break

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





idgi which oine is tru,mp?

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Man straight people are just fuckin bonkers

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


I saw this today and had to do the breathing excersizes I usually reserve for panic attacks to calm down from laughing. I was literally starting to suffocate, I was laughing so hard. My partner was very concerned.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

was I picked on in school? hmm let me think
- had the word "hetero" instead of eyebrows

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

mandatory "hetro" forehead tattoos for anyone who goes to straight pride parade or shares a meme about it 2020

c'mon bernie

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Heath posted:

was I picked on in school? hmm let me think
- had the word "hetero" instead of eyebrows

:perfect:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
Maybe :nws: , slightly awkward comedy in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I2ogKAQdOs

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Maybe :nws: , slightly awkward comedy in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I2ogKAQdOs

that’s a good pupper

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
No you see the shirt is black like you're on the black team

LeastActionHero
Oct 23, 2008

Just to be clear this isn't a "straights are the real oppressed people" picture, though I can totally see it being used out of context like that in these modern times. This is from the short film Love is All You Need.

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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009




That is some impressive work to crop the actual black person out.

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