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fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



Dilb posted:

Just to be clear this isn't a "straights are the real oppressed people" picture, though I can totally see it being used out of context like that in these modern times. This is from the short film Love is All You Need.

I mean... It still kind of is.

"what if gay but straight" isn't the earth shattering truth bomb the creators think it is.

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1192677497160306688?s=19

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Hey, it's the t-shirt commissioned by Stefan Molyneux.

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla
My “Daddy’s little slut” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by OH NO I feel bad now :(

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
It's a honeypot, gotta be.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
stolen from the twitter:


Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:




It's good to see something just awkward and not horrifying for once.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Screaming Idiot posted:

It's good to see something just awkward and not horrifying for once.

TURN ON YOUR MONITOR YOU STUPID gently caress

haha gottem

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:




He's wearing the hat of that lout from Firefly

(caveat: I'm wearing the shirt of that lout from Firefly)

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:




is this not the dream of every larper?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
not gonna lie chasing off a robber with a melee weapon will always be cooler than with a gun.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Phy posted:

He's wearing the hat of that lout from Firefly

(caveat: I'm wearing the shirt of that lout from Firefly)

That Lout you refer to is the God drat Hero of Canton, and I'll appreciate it if you spoke of him with some respect.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Tashilicious posted:

not gonna lie chasing off a robber with a melee weapon will always be cooler than with a gun.

On the other hand I love the time when Richard Garriott's replica castle full of medieval weaponry got broken into and he decided to defend himself with an uzi.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Maybe :nws: , slightly awkward comedy in Germany.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I2ogKAQdOs

What's with that Camp David shirt?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe


DorkusMalorkus posted:

stolen from the twitter:




A home invader broke into my nephew's home and shot him in the knee; the interloper wisely left the premises after my nephew responded with his grandfather's firefighting axe. He's about 6'4" 250lbs.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It's got a sad ending, because the nephew couldn't be an adventurer anymore and had to become a city guard.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Humphreys posted:

What's with that Camp David shirt?

It's a German brand exclusively worn by dickheads.

Fun fact, the company that owns it is called the Clinton Großhandels-GmbH :haw:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

bony tony posted:

It's got a sad ending, because the nephew couldn't be an adventurer anymore and had to become a city guard.

"Hey nephew, how's that knee?"

"Saw a mudcrab the other day, terrible creatures"

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

her teeth are scaring me. actually both of their teeth seem not quite human

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

DorkusMalorkus posted:

her teeth are scaring me. actually both of their teeth seem not quite human



Hide the Pain Harold: The Early Years

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Behold, American health care

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

bony tony posted:

It's got a sad ending, because the nephew couldn't be an adventurer anymore and had to become a city guard.

booooooooooooooooooooooooo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I don't want to know what that is.

Ramaroot
Aug 24, 2008

I AM THE FIRE

canyoneer posted:

Behold, American health care



Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

wesleywillis posted:

I don't want to know what that is.

It's an IUD

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

I don't want to know what that is.

It's an IUD.

For some reason the part that's really freaking me out is having it installed by some rando from Facebook. That won't be horrific at all.

Edit: gently caress, beaten

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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RoboRodent posted:

It's an IUD.

For some reason the part that's really freaking me out is having it installed by some rando from Facebook. That won't be horrific at all.

Edit: gently caress, beaten

Become friends first and then they’re not a rando

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
could even be a date, who knows

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

DorkusMalorkus posted:

her teeth are scaring me. actually both of their teeth seem not quite human

They're most likely veneers, so they aren't quite human teeth.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Only the most trustworthy hobbyist OBGYNs use Bradley Hand ITC.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013



Dick Burglar posted:

They're most likely veneers, so they aren't quite human teeth.

Are veneers AUG or is it just confirmation bias, since I haven't really heard of them in another context?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Veneers are fine, but you have to select a size and shade for the teeth that looks natural. Correctly-done veneers just look like really good teeth. The problem with those two is that, while they went with correctly-sized veneers, they went for the most blindingly-white shade they could, which looks artificial and jarring as gently caress. They're also unnaturally perfect, even more perfect than braces-corrected teeth, since they are all perfectly level and have no variations or imperfections in their shape.

Plus they both have very gummy smiles, especially the woman, which make the veneers stand out even more. But that's a different issue.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Dick Burglar posted:

Veneers are fine, but you have to select a size and shade for the teeth that looks natural. Correctly-done veneers just look like really good teeth. The problem with those two is that, while they went with correctly-sized veneers, they went for the most blindingly-white shade they could, which looks artificial and jarring as gently caress. They're also unnaturally perfect, even more perfect than braces-corrected teeth, since they are all perfectly level and have no variations or imperfections in their shape.

Plus they both have very gummy smiles, especially the woman, which make the veneers stand out even more. But that's a different issue.

If you have blindingly - white veneers, you might be Romeo Rose.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

lest we forget

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

DorkusMalorkus posted:


lest we forget

Dental plan...

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

Paladinus posted:

Dental plan...


.......if anyone needs me, i'll be in my room.

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

If you have blindingly - white veneers, you might be Romeo Rose.

He's actually the go-to example for the necessity of correct sizing. Dude intentionally got oversized veneers, because he inexplicably wanted horse-teeth.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

DorkusMalorkus posted:

.......if anyone needs me, i'll be in my room.

What kind of catchphrase is that?

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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

ToxicSlurpee posted:

What kind of catchphrase is that?

One indicative of jacking it.

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