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Filipino posted:So....Pai Mai taught you the One point palm exploding heart technique? One stroke Burt Splurt peen technique
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 11:09 |
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Hell Yeah posted:i dont drink but have yall tried this marijuana?
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 12:52 |
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Wait, you mean all the threads aren't for that?
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 14:53 |
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, you are drunk
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 14:57 |
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Every thread has drunk people posting in it but this thread is ONLY for people that are drunk. https://www.amazon.com/BACtrack-Breathalyzer-Professional-Grade-Accuracy-Professional/dp/B0026IBZSK I got this thing off amazon a couple years ago and its a lot of fun at parties.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 14:59 |
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Every thread I post in is a drunk posting thread
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 15:00 |
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the only rule I have with guests drinking my booze is that you're welcome to help yourself to whatever we got, but if you crack one open you better finish it. if I wake up and find warm, flat halfsies everywhere and it's your fault you're hospitality banned for life.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 15:11 |
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 19:26 |
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Cirrhosis Johnson posted:You posted pictures of your wife’s wardrobe for e-laughs on an internet comedy forum Posting funny poo poo should be bannable here on SA!
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 19:33 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Posting funny poo poo should be bannable here on SA! Looks like you'll be stickin' around for a while.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 19:39 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Looks like you'll be stickin' around for a while. I’ll set em up, you knock em down. Lol
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 20:03 |
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only do your drunkposting here: https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=273
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 20:55 |
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Im about to start drinkin', and i aint stopping till the cowboys win!
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 22:00 |
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Got my diet dr thunder and my svedka vodka ready for some video games!
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 22:14 |
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Edgar posted:Got my diet dr thunder and my svedka vodka ready for some video games! did this with breck vodka and diet citrus drop from da kroger last night. i lit some people up in cod. it was nice. had about 7 drinks, went to bed. no hangover
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 22:29 |
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The Bananana posted:Im about to start drinkin', and i aint stopping till the cowboys win! Hahaha keep drinkin.
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# ? Nov 10, 2019 23:51 |
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Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.08 to 0.10 neighborhood.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 00:51 |
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I spent like fukin 6 AM until 2 PM doing poo poo around the house and cleaning and yardwork and poo poo so part of what feels like drunk might just be physical exhaustion though.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 00:52 |
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bird with big dick posted:Im kinda drunk right now Im guessing I'm in the 0.80 to 0.10 neighborhood. Use your backtrack? I got one it’s a very useful tool to really see how alcohol affects you. (It’s like all the literature says. One drink can only metabolize in one hour. Regardless of weight) Can’t smoke or drink for fifteen minutes before you test though.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 01:00 |
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Im gonna as soon as I stop drinking for 15 minutes
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 02:05 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 02:17 |
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poo poo hold on E I just cracked one. They gave me like 6 of those tubes too. Wtf for?
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 02:21 |
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Chomp8645 posted:What's your problem? This is the way of the goon I would like to see this tattoo
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 02:22 |
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Burt Sexual posted:poo poo hold on Germaphobes
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 02:30 |
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I've whiskey
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 04:13 |
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In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 04:24 |
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Anyone else drunk playing games on a sunday evening?
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:35 |
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Edgar posted:In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here. WHISKEY REBELLION BUT W/ MICROBREWERIES sorry caps........
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:37 |
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Edgar posted:In the great state of Utah. They changed the BAC to 0.05 percent but also increased the beer our beer from 3.2 to 4.0 ABW (5.0 ABV) but you still can't buy wine at the grocery store... you have to go to the limited state ran liquor stores to get your wine and other liquors. Ol' Edgar here, thinking he is living in the conservative state #1 in USA but has state run liquor stores.. What is up with that? I blame the Church who runs our state, where people who don't drink run the an dcontrol the liquor laws and stores here. The liquor stores are closed till Tuesday so i hope you stocked up!
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:42 |
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Never got more than a light buzz.... Am i an alcoholic?
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:43 |
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tequillaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:48 |
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:o vodka with diet coke aint that tasty
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:53 |
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Anyone down to go squatchin???
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 05:59 |
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RocktheCaulk posted:Anyone down to go squatchin??? I don't know what that is????
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 06:02 |
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 06:07 |
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Edgar posted:I don't know what that is???? Just come with an open mind and butt hole.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 07:57 |
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So drunk. My friend passed away and November 11th was the only day he gave a poo poo about. Cheers to our veterans.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 22:44 |
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Gave the cashier quarters and dimes for a six pack. Best I could do for his reaction.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 23:55 |
I can't tell if this thread idea is good or terrible for me...
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# ? Nov 12, 2019 00:10 |
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Resting Lich Face posted:I can't tell if this thread idea is good or terrible for me... LOL. this thread was made for you RLF. You should just focus your drunk posting to this thread only.
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