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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

im permabanned poster markstomper17

Gumball Gumption posted:

He lives his entire life as a character. If there is a real Jim Cornette it's buried under 30 something years of the character Jim Cornette. He's obviously hosed in the head.

p. sure the character IS the real him, more-or-less, he's just convinced himself it was an elaborate ruse to work the crowd rather than him just being naturally insufferable

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STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

I just find the entire idea of "real him" or "worked gimmick" or whatever so bizarre. That's not how the world works. Wrestling doesn't get to make its own rules for basic human and society behavior. We all change over years and decades and adapt our behavior to circumstances. We all do it for work or the relationships we have or the world we're interacting with. Convincing yourself that your worst behavior is just "some other" you is just how anyone lies to themselves to avoid facing their bad behavior or changing.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

People don't pretend to have strong, unwavering opinions about things for decades.

Furthermore, you can't pretend to be an rear end in a top hat. Because to do so is just being an rear end in a top hat.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Yinlock posted:

im permabanned poster markstomper17

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful who we pretend to be.

would've followed that up by wondering how Cornette feels about Vonnegut, but at this point I don't really care

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

WSAENOTSOCK posted:

People don't pretend to have strong, unwavering opinions about things for decades.


Well that's just not true though. Arsehole politicians do it all the time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Venomous posted:

We are who we pretend to be, so we must be careful who we pretend to be.

would've followed that up by wondering how Cornette feels about Vonnegut, but at this point I don't really care

Kurt would have stabbed Jim Cornette.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo

coconono posted:

Man, that's a real bummer. I haven't really said much on Brian Last's behavior because I figured its part of the act, but that's sad he's willing to starfuck you over Jim Cornette. Sorry but I got a real low opinion of recording industry flacks.

I've said it before, but it's always worth repeating. Brian is an enabler of Cornette's increasingly lovely behaviour and positioned himself as an optimal bootlicker co-host, making Radley (of all people) look reasonable in comparison.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Speaking of a Alice Radley, I saw she low key return to twitter. She looked like she was doing ok.

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Last I heard of her, she had a final "gently caress you" podcast roasting MLW, Konnan, Cornette, wrestling fans etc.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!

FullMetalJackoff posted:

I've said it before, but it's always worth repeating. Brian is an enabler of Cornette's increasingly lovely behaviour and positioned himself as an optimal bootlicker co-host, making Radley (of all people) look reasonable in comparison.
While I agree with the "FFS, stop riling him up" part: Brian didn't lobby for the spot. Jim called him up after the Alicepocalypse all "well, people sure seemed to like what I did with you and Bix on 6:05" in his guest spots, they tried it out, and it grew from there.

The funny/sad part is that a big part of the idea was specifically to stick to the stuff that kept Corny doing good/fun/classic rasslin-centric audio as much as possible, at least aside from political rants when he felt they were warranted. There was a massive "that was great, Jim was so friendly and having so much fun that it was a blast to listen to, this is so much better than Jim ranting about stuff he hates" reaction. And because Brian has a good feel for stuff that Jim has discussed before (whether in old episodes, old interviews, columns, or whatever), he was able to get a lot more fresh content out of him than, say, Court Bauer, MSL, or Alice doing it, especially on the Drive Thru.

But the rise of The Elite and eventually AEW, as well as the genuinely good and constructive occasional WWE TV reviews, meant that "Corny rants about current wrestling" was going to fuel downloads/YouTube views.

davidbix fucked around with this message at 05:11 on Nov 12, 2019

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I think what we are seeing is a great example of why you don't reward bad behavior.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Likely only barely funny if you aren't from the UK or Ireland. But Jim misread a joke. And so then thought Excalibur looks like this - a very well known soap opera actor over here:

https://twitter.com/ian_stewart7/status/1193307826472542208

https://twitter.com/ian_stewart7/status/1194077947633774593

https://twitter.com/Kingkeir/status/1194193753176711168

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


That is loving amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5iyhYr8Ccw if you have never seen Phil Mitchell before.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

between Cornette and Alvarez, its a been a real banner week for wrestling pundit stupidity.

davidbix
Jun 14, 2016

Wow, Bix. First K.Rool, then Steve and now SEPHIROTH? Your dream game is real!
Geez, Havoc looks so much more like Will Forte when his hair isn't gimmicked up.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

davidbix posted:

Geez, Havoc looks so much more like Will Forte when his hair isn't gimmicked up.

he looks like that guy that took up residency on the party house couch well past his college years.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Considering his character and all the hardcore/sadistic stuff he does in ring, it makes sense that Havoc looks like an aging sketchball.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

davidbix posted:

Geez, Havoc looks so much more like Will Forte when his hair isn't gimmicked up.

he's been "mall goth will forte" in our house since the moment my wife first saw him on tv and i'm afraid he's always going to be "mall goth will forte" it is canon

DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

mactheknife posted:

he's been "mall goth will forte" in our house since the moment my wife first saw him on tv and i'm afraid he's always going to be "mall goth will forte" it is canon

To me he'll always be the guy from Ski School.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jim Cornette has switched gears and is absolutely angling to work with Joey Janella.

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
Justin Roberts, closet pedophile

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

shoplifter posted:

Justin Roberts, closet pedophile

what

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began
He made a joke about him looking like a pedo this week

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

shoplifter posted:

He made a joke about him looking like a pedo this week

urge to post Jim Cornette's mailing address increasing.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

shoplifter posted:

He made a joke about him looking like a pedo this week

Cornette is one of the least self-aware motherfuckers on this planet.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

coconono posted:

urge to post Jim Cornette's mailing address increasing.

ok i think it's been clearly established that jim cornette sucks so maybe the thread should be closed now that we've moved on to calling for people to stalk and harass him

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

little munchkin posted:

ok i think it's been clearly established that jim cornette sucks so maybe the thread should be closed now that we've moved on to calling for people to stalk and harass him

I will not stand for Cornette content creeping back into the other threads.

shoplifter
May 23, 2001

bored before I even began

Gumball Gumption posted:

Cornette is one of the least self-aware motherfuckers on this planet.

The best part was that immediately before (or perhaps after, i'm not checking) he was talking quite nicely about Grizzly Smith

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I heard the audio in which he calls Justin Roberts a pedo. That's slander and I hope Tony Khan sues the catgut right off his stupid tennis racket.

It was absolutely uncalled for and reinforces the "old timers are abusive shitbags in wrestling" narrative.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 31 days!
You'd think that, having already been chastised by NWA management for his ill-considered remarks about suicide, Cornette wouldn't potentially risk what is surely his dream job even further by making ill-considered remarks about pedophilia, but Corny gonna Corny, I guess :shrug:

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sydney Bottocks posted:

You'd think that, having already been chastised by NWA management for his ill-considered remarks about suicide, Cornette wouldn't potentially risk what is surely his dream job even further by making ill-considered remarks about pedophilia, but Corny gonna Corny, I guess :shrug:

cornette's dream job is vince mcmahon except instead of roidy musclemen it's fat southern dudes

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Someone remind Cornette that multiple promotions chose Vince Russo over him

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Russo AFAIK never got physical during management meetings. He's just as unprofessional, but never physically abusive. People were probably glad to put up with Russo's weasel act just so they wouldn't have to stand to internal security just to write a loving TV show.

coconono fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Nov 15, 2019

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

coconono posted:

urge to post Jim Cornette's mailing address increasing.

I'm sure you're probably joking, but just as a reminder in general to everybody that this type of thing is absolutely not okay to do.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Jerusalem posted:

I'm sure you're probably joking, but just as a reminder in general to everybody that this type of thing is absolutely not okay to do.

so's calling a respected ring announcer a pedophile.

Two wrongs don't make a right but sometimes an additional wrong will provide the most efficient solution to a re-occurring problem(pizza orders and escorts).

realtalk: I don't have his address and if I did, I wouldn't share because that's bitchmode and I'm better than bitchass Cornette.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

coconono posted:

realtalk: I don't have his address and if I did, I wouldn't share because that's bitchmode and I'm better than bitchass Cornette.

as a bitchass i absolutely would but also don't care enough to look

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

coconono posted:

if I did, I wouldn't share because that's bitchmode and I'm better than bitchass Cornette.

:hfive:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
If you want petty revenge on Cornette cop call to the NWA twitter instead. After the talking to he got last month a few more complaints will at least make things awkward for them.

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little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

coconono posted:

so's calling a respected ring announcer a pedophile.

very well. this thread should be closed and also Jim Cornette is banned from posting on the Something Awful forums.

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