elf help book posted:

Kfroog posted:

Dreamt that Andy Bogard was being charged with distribution of child pornography. There was initially some suggestion that Terry was an accomplice, but it turned out that Andy was just exploiting his connections within Terry's company without him knowing. Terry was making his living nowadays by selling branded arcade sticks, and Andy had been hiding thumbdrives inside of some of them before the "this has never been opened by the end user" stickers went on the bottom, to trick the police into thinking it wasn't a place worth looking.

net cafe scandal posted:

Whatever that guy has is the Killer BOB to Bicyclop’s Phillip Jeffries

elf help book posted:

Kfroog posted:

I've never watched Twin Peaks. Does this mean I'm going to die too?

elf help book posted:

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

FactsAreUseless posted:

and that's why these carnival-goers say... it's a gas. Back to you, Diane.

FactsAreUseless posted:

and that's why these carnival-goers say... it's a gas. Back to you, Diane.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

Not really entwined in gaming but last night I dozed off playing Hollow Knight for like 20 mins. In that time I dreamed the local news was doing a story about a gorilla and one of those mural things with holes people stick their heads thru to take a fun picture. Anyway the gorilla was sticking his rear end up to the holes and farting. The anchors were trying not to laugh while reporting on it then I woke up and went to bed.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

The next explosion will be our last.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Wormskull posted:

Curse you Red rear end G— oh poo poo. Galaga!

Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

This is only vaguely gaming related but this morning I woke up at 5 for some reason, at some point fell back asleep and had a really weird dream. I dreamed I was walking through Midtown Manhattan, somewhere around Times Square, and there was this guy walking around who in the dream I knew was kind of infamous in the city. He wore a track suit but had his pants pulled down and painted his rear end bright red and he was known around town as the Red rear end Guy or something like that. He was going around to various people asking for money and almost everybody ignored him. He got really pissed off and started like pushing people over and running and for so the crowd started getting agitated and everyone started getting aggressive and running around.

I was running trying to get away from Red rear end Guy and he started making weird hissing noises. Eventually I came to a corner and there was a Barcade location. Red rear end Guy ran inside hissing and screaming and I suddenly got really worried he was going to gently caress up the arcade machines. I heard a commotion inside and then a whole bachelorette party came out - the bride to be was really pissed that her Barcade party was interrupted. I went inside and the bartender had called the cops. There was a band playing in the corner who hadn't stopped while this was going on for some reason. I decided I was going to play a game of Galaga and then I got woken up by our neighbor ringing the doorbell at 7am for some reason.

In Training posted:

Dreamt that I was playing PS2 on one of those multi-tiered TV carts on wheels that was set up precipitously balanced at the edge of a seaside cliff. After playing for a while I switched games and for some reason I had to connect to the internet to play it. Luckily there was an ethernet cable on the ground next to me but it was like 3 inches short of being able to plug in, so I leaned over the cliff and started tugging on to clear the last space and right before I thought I was going to fall off the cliff the tension gave way and I realized to my horror that it was connected to a low-orbit satellite that I had just pulled through the atmosphere and it exploded on a nearby city.