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eschaton posted:eat no food a bird has touched Oh no, like eggs?
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the butt don’t count
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Nov 18, 2019 21:52
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eschaton posted:eat no food a bird has touched lol
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Nov 18, 2019 21:53
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what if i’m on the run from prison and the dude I’m shackled to suddenly turns into a roast bird or something.
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Nov 18, 2019 22:02
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President Beep posted:what if i’m on the run from prison and the dude I’m shackled to suddenly turns into a roast bird or something. this happens if you get stranded on a desert island with someone. The short fat guy will turn into a cheeseburger and the tall skinny guy will turn into a drumstick (or a hotdog)
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Nov 18, 2019 22:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=houWTeGvDDw
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Nov 19, 2019 13:11
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Progressive JPEG posted:the butt don’t count 
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Nov 19, 2019 15:32
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see? it's canon.
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Nov 19, 2019 19:41
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I've transitioned from "I need more space for my home computer video game console systems" to "my tool and cleaning closets are way too small". (A steam cleaner is really great by the by. Mean gout in the joints but clean grout in the bathroom.)
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Nov 20, 2019 08:19
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President Beep posted:what if i’m on the run from prison and the dude I’m shackled to suddenly turns into a roast bird or something. If he touches himself after turning into a roast bird, you can't eat him. Other than that I don't see how this is a problem?
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Nov 20, 2019 08:20
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Jerry Cotton posted:I've transitioned from "I need more space for my home computer video game console systems" to "my tool and cleaning closets are way too small". (A steam cleaner is really great by the by. Mean gout in the joints but clean grout in the bathroom.) agreed jerry
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Nov 20, 2019 09:28
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you are not old until you keep a small piece of wood specifically for stirring paint.
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Nov 20, 2019 12:21
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how about a piece of wood in the car to lean your back against?
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Nov 20, 2019 13:12
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Sweevo posted:you are not old until you keep a small piece of wood specifically for stirring paint. i keep a small piece of wood that someone else has, at some point, used for stirring paint i mean it's not like i have a shed full of wood, i might need this specific one
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Nov 20, 2019 13:27
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or a folder/binder with every warranty/manual from every appliance or tool you have owned in the last 20 years
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Nov 20, 2019 13:32
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not all old people are hoarders.
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Nov 20, 2019 13:32
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:not all old people are hoarders. hoarding those urea crystals
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Nov 20, 2019 13:51
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Cold on a Cob posted:how about a piece of wood in the car to lean your back against? that’s some A game poo poo right there. 
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Nov 20, 2019 14:04
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an old person pastime i often enjoy is keeping an eye on my bird feeders and running outside to yell at the squirrels when they get into them.
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Nov 20, 2019 14:08
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President Beep posted:an old person pastime i often enjoy is keeping an eye on my bird feeders and running outside to yell at the squirrels when they get into them. This is a noble pursuit. Kill the squirrels and eat them. They actually taste really good Syntaxrigger's Easy Mode Squirrel Recipe 1 packet of italian dressing 1 egg 3/4 cup of milk 2 cups-ish of bread crumbs 1 cup flour 1 Deep Fryer w/Oil Follow directions on the packet to make the Italian dressing. Marinate squirrel meat in dressing for at least 3 hours, preferably over night. Combine egg and milk and wisk until color is even throughout. Get oil to frying temp. While meat is still cold pass into flour then egg wash then bread crumbs then drop into fryer. Pull out meat when it begins to float.
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Nov 20, 2019 14:54
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syntaxrigger posted:This is a noble pursuit. Kill the squirrels and eat them.
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Nov 20, 2019 14:56
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I can’t kill the squirrels. what is night without day? who is holmes without his moriarty?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:02
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President Beep posted:I can’t kill the squirrels. what is night without day? who is holmes without his moriarty?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:04
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god dammit!!!
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Nov 20, 2019 15:05
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i have an actual geriatric next door neighbor who likes to scold me every now and then about the bird feeder because it attracts deer and is illegal. he is my personal squirrel foe
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Nov 20, 2019 15:06
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https://blueridgediscoverycenter.org/blueridgediscoverycenterblog/2018/10/1/mountain-boomer
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Nov 20, 2019 15:08
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oh man. god help you if one of those little SOBs decides to make a nest in your attic.
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Nov 20, 2019 15:10
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President Beep posted:I can’t kill the squirrels. what is night without day? who is holmes without his moriarty?
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Nov 20, 2019 15:18
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my dad is a major hillbilly, and i have clear memories of him being out for blood wrt the squirrels and his bird feeders. he’d stand on the front porch in his longjohns, shooting at them with a WWI-era enfield .303 or sometimes his cheap rear end .32 semiauto pistol.
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Nov 20, 2019 15:33
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my grandfather had a community garden because he grew up in rural louisiana and louisiana is already like 20 years behind the current times and it was our job to shoot squirrels to protect his fig and pecan trees.
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Nov 20, 2019 15:35
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President Beep posted:my dad is a major hillbilly, and i have clear memories of him being out for blood wrt the squirrels and his bird feeders.
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Nov 20, 2019 15:36
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Jerry Cotton posted:I've transitioned from "I need more space for my home computer video game console systems" to "my tool and cleaning closets are way too small". (A steam cleaner is really great by the by. Mean gout in the joints but clean grout in the bathroom.) steam cleaning owns. im in the incremental maintenance phase of life and like small fixes and deep cleaning and restoring things Jerry Cotton posted:i keep a small piece of wood that someone else has, at some point, used for stirring paint a friend of the family passed a few years back and his wife didnt want his tools (he was a craftsman), so now i have his well used ladder covered in paint drops I only realized after three years that it has a previous previous owners name also on it with a label maker label. i like to think its perpetually goes from person to person as some platonic ideal of a painting ladder
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Nov 20, 2019 18:36
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Jerry Cotton posted:it's not like i have a shed full of wood jesus dude, I'm so sorry, I had no idea.
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Nov 20, 2019 20:02
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President Beep posted:my dad is a major hillbilly, and i have clear memories of him being out for blood wrt the squirrels and his bird feeders. i'm imagining what a 303 cartridge is gonna do to a squirrel and it ain't pretty
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Nov 20, 2019 22:39
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i'm imagining what a 303 cartridge is gonna do to a squirrel and it ain't pretty
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Nov 20, 2019 22:44
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Jerry Cotton posted:hoarding those urea crystals lol
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Nov 21, 2019 00:46
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I started a prescription for candesartan today. a medicine for blood pressure. I didn’t want to do this, but diabetes rips ya kidneys to shreds and this medicine is considered first line for protecting your kidneys. i don’t want to take any medicine that elongates my life or makes me less likely to have a heart attack, but if i lose my kidneys my life will be worse for ages without it being shorter, and that isn’t appealing
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Nov 21, 2019 00:49
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my doctor scheduled a bunch of tests and stuff to see if I have arthritis or what. also wants me to do a sleep study for apnea cause I guess my palate, much like the rest of me, has a dumb shape
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Nov 21, 2019 00:57
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echinopsis posted:i don’t want to take any medicine that elongates my life or makes me less likely to have a heart attack 
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Achmed Jones posted:my doctor scheduled a bunch of tests and stuff to see if I have arthritis or what. also wants me to do a sleep study for apnea cause I guess my palate, much like the rest of me, has a dumb shape we need a cpap gangtag.
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