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commando in tophat posted:Don't know how well that works if palpatine lives after falling down to a bottomless pit and exploding inside of death star The Emperor Formerly Known As Darth Sidious
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Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 67.'
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No Mods No Masters posted:Everyone else was conquered and/or submitted to the first order off screen. I know people have trouble with this because it's insanely stupid but it is literally the first thing stated in the opening crawl The only theory that is plausible is the one that the First Order is the New Republic turned fascist not an invading foreign military.
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Horizon Burning posted:Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 67.' Paalpatine
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CharlestonJew posted:Paalpatine Surely it's Sheeev.
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Horizon Burning posted:Surely it's Sheeev. surely the clone was sheev and thus the original was shev
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Brother Entropy posted:surely the clone was sheev and thus the original was shev 
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gohmak posted:The only theory that is plausible is the one that the First Order is the New Republic turned fascist not an invading foreign military. Its really funny if you think of them as just a political party with well regulated planetary militias working together
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Horizon Burning posted:Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 67.' I hope this is true.
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I just want to be sure, TLJ is set like 8 hours after TFA, right?
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YaketySass posted:The Emperor Formerly Known As Darth Sidious Don't know what you're trying to say, but the chosen one prophecy wasn't fulfilled because vader didn't kill darth palpatine and so sith are still a-okay Horizon Burning posted:Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 67.' That's so dumb I hope it's true kidkissinger posted:I just want to be sure, TLJ is set like 8 hours after TFA, right? No, it is immediately after, unless Rey just stood there for 8 hours waiting for Luke to take that lightsaber
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Horizon Burning posted:Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 69.'
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kidkissinger posted:I just want to be sure, TLJ is set like 8 hours after TFA, right? For all we know it took weeks for Rey to train with Luke and the opening happened well after shed gone there. It doesn't really matter in any way does it? Maybe it's a year later by the time she leaves Luke and Poe is getting demoted, who cares?
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First order: if i die, my failson snoke will rebuild the empire but with teenagers in charge Orders 2-65: ??? Order 66: kill all the jedi
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Star Wars needs a Zordon to find some teenage heroes with attitude
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Horizon Burning posted:Look, if the Wookieepedia guys say 'he's not a Sith' then he's probably not a Sith. I'm not saying you're wrong, Snoke is clearly not a Sith™, but if we're allowing Wookieepedia as an official source in this thread now, I'm glad we can finally put to rest the Jakooine argument and agree that Jakuu and Tatooine are different planets. That being said, none of this is a spoiler, so can we move on? There's a whole other thread for this argument.
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mastershakeman posted:For all we know it took weeks for Rey to train with Luke and the opening happened well after shed gone there. It doesn't really matter in any way does it? Maybe it's a year later by the time she leaves Luke and Poe is getting demoted, who cares? What training?
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I cant wait to see Order 420
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banned from Starbucks posted:I cant wait to see Order 420 Red eyed c3po
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Horizon Burning posted:Well, there's a leak insisting that the Palpatine that died in RotJ was a clone and the Palpatine in TRoS is the original. This is because Palpatine knew Vader would betray him. It also says Leia, Lando, R2, 3P0, and Chewie die when the Falcon is blown up. Oh, and Palpatine says 'Execute Order 67.' This feels like a parody. The storyboard pdf leak is going to be 100% because it’s so dumb and bland.
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If the leaks are true the silver lining is that this conversation must've happened and that's the funniest poo poo I can think of https://twitter.com/maryscavenger/status/1197509809437921280
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Ema Nymton posted:If the leaks are true the silver lining is that this conversation must've happened and that's the funniest poo poo I can think of I bet jj promised him the rest of the script would be delivered later and quietly locked drivers trailer when he was out and ignored all calls
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It turns out the emperor survived falling down that shaft, ok so you fight him and you fall down the shaft and then you die forever
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John Wick of Dogs posted:It turns out the emperor survived falling down that shaft, ok so you fight him and you fall down the shaft and then you die forever Sequel hook! And if it's true it's literally what jj is doing, making it so he can bring kylo back if desired
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I’m gonna cry laugh in the theater if Kylo gets Boba Fett’d. Like de Niro in Cape Fear.
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YaketySass posted:The Chosen One prophecy means that post-Vader the Sith have to call themselves something else.
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Gonz posted:I’m gonna cry laugh in the theater if Kylo gets Boba Fett’d. I'm gonna laugh til I ugly cry. Just fuckin bent over into my popcorn unable to breathe, cackling like a Lovecraft protagonist.
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Oh my god if JJ yeets Kylo out of the story I might actually have to see this
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[Me, seeing a Christian] oh gently caress it’s the pope
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well why not posted:[Me, seeing a Christian] oh gently caress it’s the pope lmao
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Taintrunner posted:Probably bullshit but who the gently caress knows anymore Just rename Episode IX to Palpatine: SSDD
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I mean, that's very obviously a 4chan shitpost, but hypothetically speaking, if Pauly Saltines said "EXECUTE ORDER 67" in the movie, tears would be rolling down my face as I tried to stifle laughter.
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Gonz posted:I mean, that's very obviously a 4chan shitpost, but hypothetically speaking, if Pauly Saltines said "EXECUTE ORDER 67" in the movie, tears would be rolling down my face as I tried to stifle laughter. after credits scene where Sheev's charred corpse raises up a hand and slowly whispers "execute order... 69"
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Gonz posted:I mean, that's very obviously a 4chan shitpost, but hypothetically speaking, if Pauly Saltines said "EXECUTE ORDER 67" in the movie, tears would be rolling down my face as I tried to stifle laughter. There's been other sources that overlap with it. Apparently this was the awful version that got shitcanned and they're doing a new ending with the reshoots.
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CharlestonJew posted:after credits scene where Sheev's charred corpse raises up a hand and slowly whispers "execute order... 69" Kylo Ren, from deep within the bottomless doom pit, moments later: "Nice."
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