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Achmed Jones posted:my doctor scheduled a bunch of tests and stuff to see if I have arthritis or what. also wants me to do a sleep study for apnea cause I guess my palate, much like the rest of me, has a dumb shape i went to the doctor yesterday. he said "sounds like we've got a lot going on and not a lot of time." i told him i was having trouble sleeping, i've gained a lot of weight, and i think i might depressed. he renewed my blood pressure scrip and sent me on my way.
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echinopsis posted:I started a prescription for candesartan today. a medicine for blood pressure. I didn’t want to do this, but diabetes rips ya kidneys to shreds and this medicine is considered first line for protecting your kidneys. i don’t want to take any medicine that elongates my life or makes me less likely to have a heart attack, but if i lose my kidneys my life will be worse for ages without it being shorter, and that isn’t appealing heart disease is often a horrible way to die -- congestive heart failure, cardiovascular dementia, stroke, etc everyone dreams of heart disease as if you'll just have "the big one" and die after a few minutes of earth shattering pain, but that is not necessarily how it goes down if your doctor suggests heart-protective drugs you should consider taking them to reduce your overall suffering across the course of your life
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also losing your kidneys will definitely shorten your life but worse, your last weeks of life will be the most painful thing that can happen to a human being. god what a horrible way to die
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Bloodwork came back: I'm about the healthiest decrepit piece of poo poo around. Apparently one can be fat without high cholesterol and blood sugar but it still sucks! (Cholesterol level is 99% genes but the good/bad ratio isn't I guess. Eating less meat because of you-know-what seems to have had a major effect on that.)
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Jerry Cotton posted:Bloodwork came back: I'm about the healthiest decrepit piece of poo poo around. Apparently one can be fat without high cholesterol and blood sugar but it still sucks!  i've got slightly high blood pressure and all my joints and arm tendons and arm nerves are mildly to moderately hosed but everything else is doing ok vOv
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i have perfect blood sugar and rather good blood pressure numbers but my cholesterol is around 500 not sure it gets more goony than that
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:i have perfect blood sugar and rather good blood pressure numbers Mine's 3,9 so  I guess?
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:heart disease is often a horrible way to die -- congestive heart failure, cardiovascular dementia, stroke, etc 
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:also losing your kidneys will definitely shorten your life 
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ShadowHawk posted:Is this the same sort of problem cats with chronic kidney disease eventually develop? I'm trying to figure out when the best time to euthanize will be when it eventually wins with humans they call it suicide
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and yet it’s often hard to find a vet to do it humans
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*Dr. Kavorkian kramers into the thread* How do you do fellow death wishers?
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echinopsis posted:and yet it’s often hard to find a vet to do it humans *posts russian roulette scene from the deer hunter
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i used to have a big pile of leftover drugs which i could probably easily kill myself with but now i don’t so i guess I have to live? what’s that? if you’re gonna live you should work out a way to enjoy it? huh? 🤔
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President Beep posted:*posts russian roulette scene from the deer hunter
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echinopsis posted:and yet it’s often hard to find a vet to do it humans just show them you're posts ahahaha owned
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ShadowHawk posted:Is this the same sort of problem cats with chronic kidney disease eventually develop? I'm trying to figure out when the best time to euthanize will be when it eventually wins trust me, you'll know
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I had a perfect old person birthday this week: 6 cards, a bunch of texts, two presents and a good meal with exactly one other person
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on the bright side of the cat kidney disease thing, i had a cat live with chronic kidney disease and no obvious distress or suffering for ten years she just drank a lot of water
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qirex posted:I had a perfect old person birthday this week: 6 cards, a bunch of texts, two presents and a good meal with exactly one other person my 40th is coming up. to celebrate my spouse is taking me out for ribs and then i'll probably fall asleep on the couch watching one of my old favourite movies.
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I invited my my mother and siblings over when I turned 40. Wild party.
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i turn 40 in march and i'm going to spend the day bumbling through life, per usual
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If you don't chug a 40 on your 40th you aren't really living.
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President Beep posted:i turn 40 in march and i'm going to spend the day bumbling through life, per usual the true gift is that life has yet to strike us down despite incredible ineptitude
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i just got my first 'come to a thing about our retirement community' pamphlet in the mail, fortunately this thread made sure i was mentally prepared
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I somehow got on the aarp mailing list when I was like 35
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im on an airplane and my feet hurt on the other hand, im shitposting at 30k feet which is p good
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Cold on a Cob posted:my 40th is coming up. to celebrate my spouse is taking me out for ribs and then i'll probably fall asleep on the couch watching one of my old favourite movies. find some mdma, find some viagra, take her to a hotel and gently caress the poo poo out of her for three hours, with a weed break in the middle
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that’s advice for anyone imo
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given how cardiovascularly unhealthy everyone itt sounds that combo [I name it the "swinger flip"] might not be the best idea
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Nov 22, 2019 00:53
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if you need ecstasy and dick pills to bang your wife, get divorced.
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i dont have a wife op
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Jonny 290 posted:if you need ecstasy and dick pills to bang your wife, get divorced. Who said anything about need?
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qirex posted:I had a perfect old person birthday this week: 6 cards, a bunch of texts, two presents and a good meal with exactly one other person mine was a couple weeks back: had a first date over coffee (no second), worked out, spent the evening at my brother’s with his family & our parents no presents, which, good, I have too much poo poo already
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:she just drank a lot of water when i had my stones my doc said to do the same. i was doing a gallon a day like i was on the hs football team qirex posted:I somehow got on the aarp mailing list when I was like 35 lol same and for two years prior, i might apply next time they send one to get my aarp card and start living the old life early
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Jonny 290 posted:if you need ecstasy and dick pills to bang your wife, get divorced. just because you have a hammer doesn't mean everything's a nail
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Nov 22, 2019 01:50
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echinopsis posted:find some mdma, find some viagra, take her to a hotel and gently caress the poo poo out of her for three hours, with a weed break in the middle drugs are illegal, op
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echinopsis posted:that’s advice for anyone imo i'm not sure it's good to tell everybody to bang one guy's wife
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prefect posted:i'm not sure it's good to tell everybody to bang one guy's wife fuckin lmao
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