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"Oh my god there's a giant hole in the road, I better pull over and block the only other lane!"
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Pasco posted:"Oh my god there's a giant hole in the road, I better pull over and block the only other lane!" But he put his hazard light on, he did nothing wrong 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Nothing quite like doing FOD walkdown on the flight deck (or moving on the flight deck at night) and walking headfirst into a missile fin. Wear your cranials! My dad worked on oil rigs for a bit and his worst thing to walk into was the wrong side of a temporary barrier, looking at the other side and seeing it was someone x-raying a weld. He'd gone for a wander round the rig and someone had only erected the barriers on one side and he'd just wandered in from the other side. I grew up beside a major oil refinery and chemical plant so we got shown all sorts of health and safety videos, largely intended to keep us out of the plant, and the one about the guy who picked up the radioactive pellet has stayed with me.
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Rio Tinto investigates after employee crushes own work ute with haul truckquote:It is understood the driver of the light vehicle was performing maintenance on the haul truck on the morning of 21 November, at the Brockman 4 iron ore mine near Tom Price, when he ran over his own vehicle.   That probably won't buff out. Looking at it though, that driver's side door is pretty OK. They should make a nice little plaque for it with these photos and mount it on the wall of the workshop for posterity. Memento fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Memento posted:Looking at it though, that driver's side door is pretty OK. They should make a nice little plaque for it with these photos and mount it on the wall of the workshop for posterity.
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It's like the suit jacketed acetylene tank at my local welding supply shop. They don't put a suit jacket on it, it just looks like a suit jacket because it peeled open when the tank failed. I'll have to get a picture the next time I'm there. There's a sign on it that says "This is why your tank must be within inspection date."
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I kinda feel like this belongs in the OSHA thread. https://i.imgur.com/dgINQYO.gif
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Cartoon Man posted:I kinda feel like this belongs in the OSHA thread.
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CannonFodder posted:It's OSHA as gently caress because side windows are not windshields. Windshields are supposed to have objects bounce off like that and maintain integrity to protect the driver and passengers from objects flying into the cabin from the road. Windows are supposed to shatter into tiny non-sharp pieces so people can exit the vehicle quickly if the doors don't work for whatever reason. As far as I can tell with Tesla's history of their cars catching fire the intention of this car is to trap people inside it then cremate them.
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It's to give firefighters ptsd as they frantically bash at the window in a desperate bid to save the person burning inside.
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No one in a Tesla deserves salvation.
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"Hello? Fire department? I am in a Tesla truck and I blew a tire and I landed in a lake. The water is quickly rising, and the electronic doors won't open and the windows won't go down. I have bullet proof glass, what do I do? ... OK, cool, see you in 5-8 minutes."
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Aramoro posted:As far as I can tell with Tesla's history of their cars catching fire the intention of this car is to trap people inside it then cremate them. they're doing the math and since the car appeals to weirdos that are single, odds are if they die there is no one from their estate to sue. Better to kill them than to maim them from a financial standpoint
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sharkytm posted:It's like the suit jacketed acetylene tank at my local welding supply shop. They don't put a suit jacket on it, it just looks like a suit jacket because it peeled open when the tank failed. I'll have to get a picture the next time I'm there. There's a sign on it that says "This is why your tank must be within inspection date." There's a part of me that wants to hear what that sounded like when it failed. And the other part of me is desperately hoping nobody was standing next to it.
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Cojawfee posted:It's to give firefighters ptsd as they frantically bash at the window in a desperate bid to save the person burning inside. Why would they do that rather than just stand outside pointing and laughing? 
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:No one in a Tesla deserves salvation. OSHA: No one in a Tesla deserves salvation.
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Cartoon Man posted:OSHA: No one in a Tesla deserves salvation.
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Am I missing something with that truck? I've never once expected my truck to survive a bowling ball impact on the side or rear window.
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Yooper posted:Am I missing something with that truck? I've never once expected my truck to survive a bowling ball impact on the side or rear window. I believe the context is that he had just spent some time talking up the strength of the windows and tried to demonstrate it. Unclear why they decided bulletproof windows were a necessary feature of a pickup truck.
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Bulletproof windows is just a marketing gimmick to appeal to the tech bros who worry that the proles will rise up and devour them when the world crashes and burn. Basically selling to their fantasy.
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Musk comes from a family of South African emerald tycoons. You fill in the rest.
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Platystemon posted:Musk comes from a family of South African emerald tycoons. All our cars come with six bodyguards carrying assault rifles and will be delivered to a secure paddock lined with concertina wire fencing.
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Memento posted:Rio Tinto investigates after employee crushes own work ute with haul truck In Australia, truck fuckles you.
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Phanatic posted:All that because someone didn't back with his lift. Yeah, even the rudimentary training I got in forklift driving when I was 18 that one summer I worked at the paper mill emphasized that you _always_ back up the forklift. If you didn't, you'd get disciplined. They didn't train us a lot, but they did train us, and there were consequences for doing unsafe stuff.
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Found this in a clients office today.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Found this in a clients office today. Sign is clear much understood by opening person.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Found this in a clients office today. Lift forbidden no machinery opening to person.
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ReelBigLizard posted:Found this in a clients office today. 
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Some interesting design decisions on the Lemmings remake.
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Falling 5', sure Falling 10', maybe Falling 15', not a great plan Falling 20', well at least I got insurance Falling 25', so I'm totally gonna sue Falling 30', uhhhhhhhhggggnnngggghhhhhhhgggggghhhh
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Byzantine posted:My god, somebody actually dug up 
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https://twitter.com/mas_nori_/status/1197806596933308417 https://twitter.com/1ktYamaha/status/1197886827480244225 Apparently the cat in the hardhat is from a recent Japanese internet meme called Genbaneko/[Work] Site Cat. https://twitter.com/KenHangNookie/status/1195559874693742593 https://twitter.com/kuro_debuneko/status/1196447490502848512 https://twitter.com/genbaneko_bot/status/1195479352051294208 https://twitter.com/karaage_rutsubo/status/1175911835142258688 https://twitter.com/march1854/status/1195328777334640641  https://www.suruga-ya.jp/product/detail/608716832 A rubber keychain ornament, "A meter takes a life!" according to google translate. edit: https://twitter.com/00g10/status/1198008706610262016 C.M. Kruger fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Nov 23, 2019 |
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The CyberTruck means Automotive Teledildonics is suddenly possible, a CyberTruckFuckling may take place within our lifetimes people. as long as we steer clear of forklifsts, that is.
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Everyone's a cyberfuckler until it's time to fuckle online
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this game of thrones prequel about Brandon the Builder is gonna be great
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This is very blessed content, thank you.
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Hey guys so I was told this thread is going off to the goldmine. So I made a new thread here.
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