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rodbeard posted:You know how in the Postman one of the survivors of the apocalypse is Tom Petty as himself? This game has that except it's Conan O'Brian and he gets upset at you for not laughing at his jokes. I haven’t played a video game since the last gta but now I’ve gotta go buy a PS4 I guess
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Who What Now posted:Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules. Settle down, Louise.
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Who What Now posted:Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules. It’s Kojima. You could spoil any detail from the game and it’s not giving anything away because none of his poo poo makes sense in the first place. The dude sucks at storytelling. The main character, who carries stuff from one place to another, and builds bridges literal and metaphorical in an effort to rebuild the United States, is literally named Sam Porter Bridges. It’s like Kojima went to the first 20 minutes of a writing workshop then checked the gently caress out to go home and write the great American novel.
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Nov 22, 2019 14:03
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This game is the only thing that can unite America. And you fuckers hate it for it!
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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:It’s Kojima. You could spoil any detail from the game and it’s not giving anything away because none of his poo poo makes sense in the first place. The dude sucks at storytelling. Whislt Sam Porter Bridges, a Porter who works for the Bridges, is an incredible bit of nominative determinism you can't overlook the other incredible names in the game. Like Die-Hardman, Deadman, Amelie & Bridget Strand (Nudge nudge wink wink), Heartman etc.
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Who What Now posted:Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules. Fuckin lol at this guy
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Nov 22, 2019 14:37
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Feels like a missed opportunity to not make a healer character named Phil Heartman imo
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Nov 22, 2019 14:39
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The main twist is when you, the player, is revealed to be Feelsbadman.
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Paladinus posted:The main twist is when you, the player, is revealed to be Feelsbadman. Phil Badsman
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beanieson posted:I haven’t played a video game since the last gta but now I’ve gotta go buy a PS4 I guess Lol don't.
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rodbeard posted:You know how in the Postman one of the survivors of the apocalypse is Tom Petty as himself? This game has that except it's Conan O'Brian and he gets upset at you for not laughing at his jokes. the otter hood he gives you is hilarious and I haven't taken it off since I got it and I think the gameplay rules, it's genuinely fun and satisfying for me to traverse some rough terrain and then build up the infrastructure to make future trips easier and easier. I'm currently working on a network of zip-lines to make the mountain areas trivial and fun
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Nov 22, 2019 15:12
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Haha, lol at all those fake spoilers. Okay, let me try. Geoff Keighley (voiced by Matthew Mercer) plays a character called Ludens Fan.
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I don’t know. “You’ve got a friend in me” is always appropriate for threesomes.
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Yoshi Wins posted:Well, it's a walking simulator in the same way that Shenmue was a simulator of having your dad get murdered and then dropping out of high school to play arcade games and drive a forklift. I feel like this is actually a pretty apt comparison. Death Stranding is the first AAA game I can remember since Shenmue that is so very explicitly one man's singular vision, which diverges drastically from typical gaming conventions. Probably not much of a coincidence that I enjoy both.
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 Cotton Eye Joe is the best song for anything!
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She'll be Cummin' Round the Mountain (when she cums)
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I feel like the pirate song could be fun for all parties
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This goes in the funny pics thread too, not just good tweets. https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1197893696865361920?s=20
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Who What Now posted:Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules. I'm sure the magic of the game will still be preserved even if people are made aware of the existence of vehicles and bridges in it.
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There is a two hour long cutscene at the beginning and end of the game. Literally a full length movie at each end, plus multiple hours of expositive cutscenes throughout. I have made the recommendation to a few others of just watching all the compiled cutscenes on YouTube. There are already many single videos with them all in order. It’s 14 hours. If you watch an hour here or there it’s akin to watching a show on amazon or 14 episode season of K-drama on Netflix or something. That way you get to take part in the Hideo hoe down and see a (fairly) cool story without having to play walking simulator.
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Nov 22, 2019 16:48
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The existence of the Ibiza party scene categorically disproves Macarena.
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Sorry, I just saw all the e-mails asking for my opinion, I've been super in the weeds lately: Kojima games suck poo poo
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I'd instabuy Death Stranding if it let you play as Venom Snake and was centered on letting you drive around with your dog analogue on open world rescue and
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Nov 22, 2019 17:27
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Who What Now posted:Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules. Me too 
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The General posted:Me too Can you even spoil a Kojima game? I'm not even sure if the Conan thing is real or not.
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AFewBricksShy posted:Can you even spoil a Kojima game? I'm not even sure if the Conan thing is real or not. I am sure if you look deep in your heart you know the answer to this question. He is
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SOrry but our beef-rotted American brains can't comprehend his incredible genius
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AFewBricksShy posted:Can you even spoil a Kojima game? Yes, they aren't nearly as incomprehensible as people like to pretend.
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Aramoro posted:Whislt Sam Porter Bridges, a Porter who works for the Bridges, is an incredible bit of nominative determinism you can't overlook the other incredible names in the game. Like Die-Hardman, Deadman, Amelie & Bridget Strand (Nudge nudge wink wink), Heartman etc.
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I bet a whole lot of stupid poo poo happens in it. Ooops, I meant [spoilers]I bet whole bunch of really stupid poo poo happens in it.[/spoilers] Sorry, SORRY EVERYONE!
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https://twitter.com/jdmaccoby/status/1197923319879745542 Ladies please don't make the opposite mistake
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The General posted:Me too Your characters name is Sam Porter Bridges, he's a Porter for the Bridges. If it's a spoiler that A & B Strand might be important in this game, Death Stranding, then I don't know what to tell you.
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Kojima is basically Andy Kaufman for video games. It's not about you playing the video game, it's about Kojima thinking about the millions of people buying and playing his game
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Who What Now posted:Yes, they aren't nearly as incomprehensible as people like to pretend. They are, but less in a "I don't understand this" way, and more in a "Why would anyone make this?" way.
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Aramoro posted:Whislt Sam Porter Bridges, a Porter who works for the Bridges, is an incredible bit of nominative determinism you can't overlook the other incredible names in the game. Like Die-Hardman, Deadman, Amelie & Bridget Strand (Nudge nudge wink wink), Heartman etc. Up up down down left right left right Bridget Amelie
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/jdmaccoby/status/1197923319879745542 To be fair an IED would probably have the same net effect of you never having children again, but there might be some unpleasant side effects.
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ewiley posted:To be fair an IED would probably have the same net effect of you never having children again, but there might be some unpleasant side effects. Supposedly the guy who had his balls blown off by an IED got a cockgraft and is able to spurt so here's hoping.
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