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A gag reel during the end credits would go a long way in making these movies better, I would argue. Like Jackie Chan used to do with stunt outtakes.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 04:54 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 05:45 |
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Falling down a pit has never killed anyone in star wars
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 04:57 |
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The Star Wars universe just has really strict OSHA regulations.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:00 |
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Darth Maul would have died from being sliced in half, but then he fell in a pit which cancelled out the death
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:03 |
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Hell Han's still probably alive and kicking somewhere
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:05 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Hell Han's still probably alive and kicking somewhere A small portion of Act 3 of TROS will be the gang looking for a pit deep enough to toss Leia down into, so she can be brought back. I assume this will be where Keri Russell's character comes into play. "I know of a good pit, but it'll cost you!"
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:06 |
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Does falling off cloud city count as a pit? Is Luke's shoe ok?
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:22 |
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banned from Starbucks posted:Does falling off cloud city count as a pit? Is Luke's shoe ok? Coincidentally enough, Luke's shoe is probably going to be in TROS, in a scene involving Jedi psychometry.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:24 |
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Brother Entropy posted:surely the clone was sheev and thus the original was shev
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 06:31 |
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Brother Entropy posted:surely the clone was sheev and thus the original was shev
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 06:46 |
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well why not posted:[Me, seeing a Christian] oh gently caress it’s the pope Is this in reference to something?
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 07:34 |
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Seems that JJ has a fetish. Spaceships rising out of oceans (everything to do with it) Always reminds me of that Futurama episode. "How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?" "Well, it's a spaceship, so between zero and one."
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 09:00 |
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Payndz posted:Seems that JJ has a fetish. Spaceships rising out of oceans (everything to do with it) The Enterprise was built on the ground in Star Trek, it rises out of the ocean in Into Darkness (and then the Vengeance crashes), the most memorable shot on Jakku is of a downed Star Destroyer, Starkiller base is a spaceship that is the ground, etc etc
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 09:23 |
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Gonz posted:A gag reel during the end credits would go a long way in making these movies better, I would argue. the credits should be solo front profile shots of the cast looking and smiling at the camera like the end of Predator.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 10:30 |
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I got Sheevs they're multiplying
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 15:35 |
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to be fair huge starships on the ground or in the water is pretty spectacular and all those visuals are really memorable
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:19 |
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Mandrel posted:to be fair huge starships on the ground or in the water is pretty spectacular and all those visuals are really memorable So is a fever dream.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:24 |
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TerminalRaptor posted:So is a fever dream. disney star wars could do with some more fever dream frankly
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:29 |
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Gargamel Gibson posted:Is this in reference to something? It's mocking the latest placemat theory that Kylo is a Sith (and/or that Palpatine wasn't a 'real' Sith). To be clear, since there's evidently a lot of confusion, there are only three Siths in the Star Wars movies: Darth Sidious, Darth Maul, and Darth Vader. (Dooku was working undercover as a Sith, but self-identified as a Jedi.)
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 18:52 |
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Doctor Spaceman posted:He just loves putting spaceships on the ground. That's just low tide. At around 6 o'clock the space comes in and then it can drive off.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 19:17 |
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emperor: i'm alive rey: but, you fell into a pit! emperor: hahaha, fool! falling into a pit means nothing! kylo: [has look of concern while remembering han falling into pit] emperor: [shoves kylo into pit] rey: ah nooo! kylo's dead now, because he fell into a pit! emperor: [raising hands menacingly] and now... you shall fall into a pit.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 19:45 |
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Pretty sure Dooku was a Sith. Palpatine even calls him a Sith within earshot and he doesn't bother correcting him
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:04 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Pretty sure Dooku was a Sith. Palpatine even calls him a Sith within earshot and he doesn't bother correcting him wouldn't be a very good cover if he corrected the guy he's lying to
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:08 |
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Sith Lords are our speciality.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:09 |
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CharlestonJew posted:Pretty sure Dooku was a Sith. Palpatine even calls him a Sith within earshot and he doesn't bother correcting him He’s working undercover as a Sith. When Palpatine’s not around, he tries to convince the other Jedi to join him and kill Palpatine. He’s acting shady about it, though, because he has a secondary goal of taking over the Republic and putting the Jedi directly in charge. Windu actually ends up agreeing with Dooku: bringing a team of Jedi to assassinate the democratically-elected Palpatine is exactly what Dooku asked for.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:15 |
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it's a good thing I didn't pay attention to the EU cuz that sounds dumb as hell
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:19 |
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CharlestonJew posted:it's a good thing I didn't pay attention to the EU cuz that sounds dumb as hell It’s the plot of Episode 2 and 3. Count Dooku: What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith? Obi-Wan: No, that's not possible. The Jedi would sense it. Count Dooku: The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Obi-Wan: I don't believe you.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:22 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:It’s the plot of Episode 2 and 3. like I said, dumb as hell
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:34 |
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CharlestonJew posted:like I said, dumb as hell What’s the objection?
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 20:37 |
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I like the training helmet
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:16 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:What’s the objection? Watching the films is cheating.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:18 |
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ruddiger posted:the credits should be solo front profile shots of the cast looking and smiling at the camera like the end of Predator. More movies should do this in general tbh. I just watched The Lighthouse last night and even that movie would be elevated by it.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:24 |
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She looks like Jared Leto's Joker.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:44 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:What’s the objection? 2 things come to mind: 1)if he's trying to convince the Jedi to turn on Palpatine you'd think he'd put more effort into trying to talk to Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda instead of having big choreographed fights with them 2)Dooku's got Palpatine strapped to a chair surrounded by an army of robots, even if Palpatine is Force gently caress-Master Supreme Dooku's still got pretty good odds of killing him right then and there. Worst case scenario Dooku tries to kill Palpatine in front of Obi-Wan and Anakin, Palpatine kills Dooku, and Obi-Wan and Anakin find out Palpatine is a Sith Lord.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 21:49 |
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sassassin posted:Watching the films is cheating. Well it is understandable that they’re confused/upset, because the prequels do an insanely good job of concealing the fact that Dooku is a ‘good guy’ fighting to save the Jedi from corruption. Even though Dooku openly states this, and even though Yoda and Windu ultimately agree with Dooku’s “political idealism”, fans side with Obiwan and simply disbelieve the obvious. They tune it out, because he wears a black cape. “The Dark Side has clouded their vision.” This is where it’s good to be really clear: although people talk about a ‘rule of two’, there is, strictly speaking, only one Sith in the entire series: Palpatine, the Sith Master. Palpatine is THE Sith, and he is never supplanted. Palpatine may award the title of Sith to a single subordinate of his choosing, but he has no actual intention of allowing that person to become a Master like him. There are tales and legends of other Sith, but we never see them. (So although Yoda says “there are always two”, the actual rule is that there are never more than two. Palpatine only ever chooses one Chosen One to be his flunky, at a time.) CharlestonJew posted:1)if he's trying to convince the Jedi to turn on Palpatine you'd think he'd put more effort into trying to talk to Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda instead of having big choreographed fights with them Dooku is a ‘political idealist’ who despises corruption, and those characters have been corrupted - clouded by the Dark Side. From his point of view, those particular Jedi are evil. quote:2)Dooku's got Palpatine strapped to a chair surrounded by an army of robots, even if Palpatine is Force gently caress-Master Supreme Dooku's still got pretty good odds of killing him right then and there. Worst case scenario Dooku tries to kill Palpatine in front of Obi-Wan and Anakin, Palpatine kills Dooku, and Obi-Wan and Anakin find out Palpatine is a Sith Lord. Palpatine is pretending to be in danger. He does the same trick to Windu, and then to Luke. Dooku is presumably aware of this.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:22 |
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Is Dooku ever actually called Darth Tyranus in the movies?
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:31 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Is Dooku ever actually called Darth Tyranus in the movies? Sheev called him 'Lord Tyranus' after he arrived on Coruscant at the end of AOTC.
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:42 |
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All the prequel darths are pretty cagey about their names and for good reason
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:48 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Is Dooku ever actually called Darth Tyranus in the movies? Jango calls him Darth Tyranus when he's talking with Obi-Wan. Obi-Wan brings it up to Yoda who confirms it is a Sith title. "With the forename Darth, a Sith he must be."
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# ? Nov 22, 2019 22:57 |
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Yoda is high as gently caress in that scene though
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