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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Mr. Dick's doing this wrong. The more pot he smokes, the more sense BYOB makes.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


guys but listen have you tried smoking a weed?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick's doing this wrong. The more pot he smokes, the more sense BYOB makes.

Sounds like Mr. Dick is doing it right.


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Goons Are Gifts

Byob is beyond sense actually, weed simply brings you closer to the edge of logic and thus closer to understanding what lies beyond the realm of logic.


SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



HappyKitty posted:

Frozen, but instead of winter powers Elsa has weed powers
Conceal, don't squeal, don't let out the blow.
But the cops knoooooooow

TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
a song of bong and fire

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post

Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post

help me tooooWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREW



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



hamjobs posted:

I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post
Keep posting.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Heather Papps posted:

help me tooooWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREWOLFCREW

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




hamjobs posted:

I...I think I've done it, I'm too high to post

Live post your journey as a guide for future generations

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I ordered Vietnamese food since my earlier delivery cancelled; what a good time to be alive

LethalGeek

Why do I leave the gold saucer music on in FFXIV it's in my braaaaaain

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

LethalGeek posted:

Why do I leave the gold saucer music on in FFXIV it's in my braaaaaain

this is how most srs gambling addictions begin seek help

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
If Mr. Dick holds all 3 hits he's about to take in long enough, he should be too high to post and possibly too high to play video games.


Will post (or not) to let you guys know.

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Heather Papps

hello friend


help



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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Success!

Oh...Goddamnit.

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




There's that "cartoon hammer upside the back of my head" feeling that was missing in my life.




































:catdrugs:


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Heather Papps

hello friend


hello and yes i am caffeinated and very stoned



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




how the frick did you post at the same second I did


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Might I suggest getting too high to post, and sitting in the back corner of the library, where it's dead silent?


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Heather Papps

hello friend


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

how the frick did you post at the same second I did

i have internalized byob.


also i'm playing dwarf fortress and making posts, so like i don't know hey hi how are you today i love you



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I'm alright. It's cold. but I got to see my fav squirrels after getting high and going to the library.
Every 30 or so seconds my attention span snaps back into focus and im like "OH! I was posting on the internet!" :v:


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




I love most everyone BYOB, but like saying it individually is hard difficult, ya know? It's like that in general though, with people I see everyday, etc.


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Heather Papps

hello friend


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I'm alright. It's cold. but I got to see my fav squirrels after getting high and going to the library.
Every 30 or so seconds my attention span snaps back into focus and im like "OH! I was posting on the internet!" :v:

same



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I love most everyone BYOB, but like saying it individually is hard difficult, ya know? It's like that in general though, with people I see everyday, etc.

This

Also: weed

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
strain post

currently enjoying Flo and Rudeboi

post ur strains :weedass:

LethalGeek

whatever was cheap at the store

....lol you have this function on?






Waste of space.

Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Bubba Diagonal

and Mr. Dick likes it.

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


prepuce repurposed posted:

strain post

currently enjoying Flo and Rudeboi

post ur strains :weedass:

You know me, I'm smoking gelato

Heather Papps

hello friend


help mom



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Smoking weed with my mom is a weird life experience

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

I'm alright. It's cold. but I got to see my fav squirrels after getting high and going to the library.
Every 30 or so seconds my attention span snaps back into focus and im like "OH! I was posting on the internet!" :v:

im like that sober, weed just turns it to 60sec
it onws

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Mr. Dick

by Cyrano4747
Mr. Dick proposes that we slowly shift the cultural significance of thanksgiving to be a celebration of the harvesting and curing of the pot crop.

Small children can enact plays where west coast hippies give massive joints to squares, thus teaching them how to cultivate the mind's bounty.

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got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick proposes that we slowly shift the cultural significance of thanksgiving to be a celebration of the harvesting and curing of the pot crop.

Small children can enact plays where west coast hippies give massive joints to squares, thus teaching them how to cultivate the mind's bounty.

more wholesome than plays involving pilgrims that ignore the genocide of natives

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UberCereals

I LIKE BEING SHITTY TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM INSECURE AND UNINTELLIGENT, PLEASE VALIDATE MY BULLSHIT BECAUSE BEING AN ASSHOLE IS MY ONLY REAL PERSONALITY TRAIT

got any sevens posted:

more wholesome than plays involving pilgrims that ignore the genocide of natives

I'm not even high and that's a severe understatement of your stoneds maen

*grabs pipe*

Heather Papps

hello friend


hamjobs posted:

Smoking weed with my mom is a weird life experience

i hope to get to that point one day. my little bro has smoked weed precisely once and it was maybe the best night of my life. his wife tricked him into smoking weed with me in the middle of a settlers of catan game, and he just whiffed the rest of the game so hard. he's normally mega gameboi but like, he was just smilin' and giggling and forgetting he was even playing a game, and tineil wiped the floor with him, for like, uh, the first time in their whole relationship.


it was a masterpiece of social engineering and meta gaming



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

UberCereals

I LIKE BEING SHITTY TO PEOPLE BECAUSE I AM INSECURE AND UNINTELLIGENT, PLEASE VALIDATE MY BULLSHIT BECAUSE BEING AN ASSHOLE IS MY ONLY REAL PERSONALITY TRAIT

Heather Papps posted:

i hope to get to that point one day. my little bro has smoked weed precisely once and it was maybe the best night of my life. his wife tricked him into smoking weed with me in the middle of a settlers of catan game, and he just whiffed the rest of the game so hard. he's normally mega gameboi but like, he was just smilin' and giggling and forgetting he was even playing a game, and tineil wiped the floor with him, for like, uh, the first time in their whole relationship.


it was a masterpiece of social engineering and meta gaming

after that, kind of makes you want to social engineer !

then again i'm pretty high

HappyKitty

You ever go to a party on weeeeeeeed

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TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.

HappyKitty posted:

You ever go to a party on weeeeeeeed

you ever go on weed? feels good man.

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