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One time when I was a kid my dad dragged my family to his boss's thanksgiving party because it was a business thing. The boss's wife made stuffing that was so soggy and lovely that it could have been strained out of the sink drain and tossed on a plate. I didn't eat it. edit: good stuffing should be more firm than some kind of mish mash. Throw some chopped pecans and bell peppers in there, along with a dash of red pepper flakes
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I don’t really like stuffing or cranberry sauce... until they’re leftover, when I will absolutely house a sandwich of those+turkey+gravy. A big dish of canned green beans with lovely fried onions on top is the absolute worst though.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:27
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roast turkey really does mostly suck though. the dark meat is fine. now, spiral cut ham, that the good stuff. gimme a buncha that and cheezy potatoes and were good
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Nov 25, 2019 22:34
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Beets taste and smell loving putrid wtf, why is this even a discussion? Goon food opinions are so gross.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:36
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Good post there, guy who somehow reached adulthood without understanding that people have different preferences for food and basically everything else.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:39
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beets taste like bitter dirt to me. Apparently its a thing like with cilantro where there is a genetic component that makes one experience it differently than others
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Nov 25, 2019 22:42
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Chinatown posted:roast turkey really does mostly suck though. the dark meat is fine. I’m sorry you’ve never had someone love you enough to brine & baste a bird for you. Liking Dark Meat is basically the meat version having the Cilantro soap gene.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:45
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Beets give you the sensations of making GBS threads blood with none of the consequences
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Nov 25, 2019 22:46
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Dark meat is superior. It goes for all feathered animals that we eat.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:47
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Good post there, guy who somehow reached adulthood without understanding that people have different preferences for food and basically everything else. Wrong
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Nov 25, 2019 22:52
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sweet thursday posted:Beets give you the sensations of making GBS threads blood with none of the consequences I try to remember to leave a note by the toilet that says “you had beets last night”
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Nov 25, 2019 22:53
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We had a turducken one year and the turkey layer was so dry it was basically like eating chipped beef. And marshmallows loving rule put them on everything, put them in the wine motherfucker.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:03
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Looking at my plate and it's just different piles of mush.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:04
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Nov 25, 2019 23:06
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I like all traditional thanksgiving foods, except one. I was allowed one “hate” food when I was little. It’s acorn squash with butter. Made me throw up smelling it almost. Looks, feels, tastes absolutely disgusting. Still today not allowed in the house.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:09
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Burt Sexual posted:I like all traditional thanksgiving foods, except one. I was allowed one “hate” food when I was little. It’s acorn squash with butter. Made me throw up smelling it almost. Looks, feels, tastes absolutely disgusting. Still today not allowed in the house. the only good squash is pumpkin in pie form
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Nov 25, 2019 23:11
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roasted beets are amazing
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Nov 25, 2019 23:15
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My mother loves creamed pearl onions and makes them every Thanksgiving and I'm pretty sure she is the only person that eats them as well. They are gross.  Its just tiny gross onions in a bunch of butter and cream.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:21
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Burt Sexual posted:I like all traditional thanksgiving foods, except one. I was allowed one “hate” food when I was little. It’s acorn squash with butter. Made me throw up smelling it almost. Looks, feels, tastes absolutely disgusting. Still today not allowed in the house. Butternut is good if you make it with just a touch of sweetness rather than a bag of brown sugar like many folks do. When I make it I also let it simmer uncovered after mashing so most of the water evaporates out and you get a side dish with mashed potato consistency that doesn’t leak squash jizz all over the plate.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:25
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Turkey. It's the worst poultry. Everytime I've eaten it at thanksgiving it's always dry and tasteless. I'm sure there are ways to make turkey taste awesome but my family apparently weren't in the know. Like, give me a honey baked ham over turkey any day.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:29
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Pussy Quipped posted:My mother loves creamed pearl onions and makes them every Thanksgiving and I'm pretty sure she is the only person that eats them as well. I’d try em DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Butternut is good if you make it with just a touch of sweetness rather than a bag of brown sugar like many folks do. When I make it I also let it simmer uncovered after mashing so most of the water evaporates out and you get a side dish with mashed potato consistency that doesn’t leak squash jizz all over the plate. Mashing? She’d cut them in half and bake them like 6 hours. Stringy mush, brown sugar was no help to 10 yo Burt.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:33
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ihatechesspieces posted:Turkey. It's the worst poultry. Everytime I've eaten it at thanksgiving it's always dry and tasteless. I'm sure there are ways to make turkey taste awesome but my family apparently weren't in the know. Injections!
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Nov 25, 2019 23:35
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ihatechesspieces posted:Turkey. It's the worst poultry. Everytime I've eaten it at thanksgiving it's always dry and tasteless. I'm sure there are ways to make turkey taste awesome but my family apparently weren't in the know. Brine, spatchcock and grill it, it's the only way
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Nov 25, 2019 23:38
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me your dad posted:You spelled mini corndogs wrong. drat, thank you for reminding me those exist.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:42
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Pussy Quipped posted:My mother loves creamed pearl onions and makes them every Thanksgiving and I'm pretty sure she is the only person that eats them as well. This would be a good topping for something
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Nov 25, 2019 23:56
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If your turkey game is lacking make up a tasty compound butter and pipe it between the meat and skin before you bake it.  Nice juicy turkey.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:57
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Quinoa "Meatloaf"
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Nov 25, 2019 23:59
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numberoneposter posted:Quinoa "Meatloaf"  When I was a young person my mom went through a health food/low carb kick. She told me she was going to make meatloaf one day and I was loving JAZZZED!! YES YES YES SOMETHING BAD FOR ME AND TASTY!!! I get to the dinner table and she informs me she made the meatloaf with "  No bread products of any kind ." It was literally a meat log. Like when you cut it it was like cutting off a bunch of over done hamburgers. I was...uh....upset.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:03
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low carb gives you brain damage i was doing a dinner thing and i made a proper lamb shepherds pie from scratch taken from a ramsay recipe, like its pretty loving good and all good ingredients the other people brought frozen lasagna and proceeded to dump franks hot sauce all over my beautiful shepherds pie i didnt so much mind that they brought frozen food while i made something from scratch, it was dumping franks red hot sauce on my food while she said "I PUT THAT poo poo ON EVERYTHING" that was the last time i invited them over
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Nov 26, 2019 00:14
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terminal chillness posted:Looking at my plate and it's just different piles of mush. yeah basically
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Nov 26, 2019 00:21
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numberoneposter posted:low carb gives you brain damage Dude Frank's is good though, and I bet it is great on your meat pie.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:25
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Frank's is good and pretty much all hot sauces are good but dumping it on something somebody prepared for you is just insulting.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:26
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Today I found out that putting hotsauce on homemade food is insulting.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:31
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it was the way they just dumped the hot sauce and the context of them bringing frozen food and her saying like a dumbass "I PUT THAT poo poo ON EVERYTHING!!!!" without even trying it like go ahead, put some hot sauce on the there but to make a make a big deal about it and meanwhile your food is only palatable WITH hot sauce, fool me once
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Nov 26, 2019 00:32
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The Dregs posted:Today I found out that putting hotsauce on homemade food is insulting. Youre supposed to try the food as served first.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:35
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Burt Sexual posted:I’d try em Shameful. Sounds like my mom though. No concept of proper cooking time or seasoning. Her idea of salting a dish was looking at the shaker while she stirred the pot.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:36
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The Dregs posted:Dark meat is superior. It goes for all feathered animals that we eat. This is the truth. This one speaks truth and wisdom.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:37
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I mean I know cottage cheese needs some salt and pepper, I don’t know what someone’s hand made stuff needs or doesn’t. I’m w you op, try it first. E Chinatown beaten 
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Nov 26, 2019 00:37
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Shameful. Sounds like my mom though. No concept of proper cooking time or seasoning. Her idea of salting a dish was looking at the shaker while she stirred the pot. Ironically later in life she took several trips to Italy and learned how to cook some of the best poo poo ever. We don’t discuss squash timeframe.
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Space Race Riot posted:Brine, spatchcock and grill it, it's the only way I bought a decent sized charcoal grill this year with an offset smoker. I think if I put the spatchcocked halves next to each other lengthwise I could fit a turkey in there. Probably be a bitch keeping the temp up long enough though.
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