PYF AUG: you don't get to see her chew the MLP figurine.

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Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

It's called fashion, sweetie.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 04:02

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 05:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

chitoryu12 posted:

Haute Couture: Where Anyone Can Look Like A Privileged Honky Idiot

# ? Nov 26, 2019 04:25

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

Explain.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

Video is slightly NSFW but very AUG.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 05:01

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Tubgoat posted:

Are they actually, though? 'Cause they don't look like they'd keep your ears warm.

fashion isnt function

# ? Nov 26, 2019 05:19

Slippery: May 16, 2004; Muscles Boxcar

Inzombiac posted:

It's called fashion, sweetie.

Um excuse me, actually it's canoncially 'sweaty' (

)

# ? Nov 26, 2019 05:37

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Slippery posted:

Um excuse me, actually it's canoncially 'sweaty' ( )

Of course he's sweaty, he's tucked his wooly lamb vest into his pleated highwaisted slacks.

Poor dear. At least he is wearing comfortable shoes.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 05:52

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

chitoryu12 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE

Video is slightly NSFW but very AUG.

Now that tune is going to be stuck in my head for another six months.

thanks

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:52

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I tried re-reading the stuff in the Holders Series again. For those unfamiliar, it's an SCP-esque horror site about collecting 538 objects that will end the world if brought together. Each of them has extremely specific instructions for how to acquire them that generally fit to site cliches. Some are good, some are hilariously awful.

This is in the latter category:

quote:

Holder of Innocence

In any city, in any country, go to any mental institution or halfway house you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask with no hesitation to visit someone who calls himself "The Holder of Innocence." The worker will say nothing, but a single tear should fall from her eye.

She will guide you to a forgotten hallway in an abandoned wing of the run-down institution. She will not enter the hall with you, but will only look into your eyes with a cautious hope, her own expression seeming to beg for salvation. Should you enter the hall, you will not see much, save for the dirty, broken fragments of what were once beautifully carved ivory statuettes. Before long, you will hear a soft whimper from the other side. Pay close attention, for if the whimper stops, then all hope is already lost. There is no use in running away.

As you turn the handle of the simple wooden door on the other side, a warm and cozy light will greet your face. You will find yourself in the bedroom of a young girl of eighteen years. The girl herself will be sitting cross-legged on the floor at the foot of the bed, her only garment an open night-robe, exposing the entirety of her pure body. She is the source of the tortured whimpers, and nothing you say to console her will end her torrent of stifled wails.

Only, if you ask her "What happened when it was first created?" she will become silent to glance up towards your face. Her beauty will render you breathless, and if you are still capable of any thought it will be only the realization that in her you see everything in this world that you truly love. Suddenly, you will realize that the girl is bleeding from her nether regions as a grotesque phallus emerges from the petit orifice between her legs. The object will pulsate with its own life, and you will find that it is hypnotizing you. Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience.

Soon, the room will disappear before your eyes, and you will be standing in the most serene clearing you have ever witnessed, and all of nature's fauna that you recognize will go about their lives around you, with no fear of anything, not even death. Suddenly, though, a shadow will fall over the meadow, and you will witness the forest all around burst into a pillar of flame. What happens next, no man can dwell on for long before going insane, but in the strength of the human mind you will endure. In the end you will hear screams and moans and groans, but what will overcome you more than anything are the quiet whimpers, the stifled cries, of all the sullied innocents of the world that was. You realize that these cries will continue to be heard all across the globe until the world's end. None can endure those near-silent pleas and still maintain the slightest hope for the future.

The illusion will fade, and you will find yourself back in the room. You will find the girl lying dead on the floor, her face a mixture of agony and horror, her already decaying body feeding the now towering phallus and giving it a sinister glow.

That is Object 19 of 538. If you touch it then it will be yours, but if you let it master you then it will use your body to seek and assemble all the pieces, no matter what the cost.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 06:57

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

RoboRodent posted:

I really enjoy Voldemort holding his lack of a nose.

How does he smell?

# ? Nov 26, 2019 08:58

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Esplanade posted:

How does he smell?

with his tongue. Which is why his mouth is wide open.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 09:46

Pallas Cat: Apr 11, 2009

Esplanade posted:

How does he smell?

Awful!

# ? Nov 26, 2019 09:49

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:20

Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Tashilicious posted:

Now that tune is going to be stuck in my head for another six months.

thanks

Here's an AUG distraction, wait til you see the shoddy MST3K robot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VJOzb-10

Humphreys has a new favorite as of 10:27 on Nov 26, 2019

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:24

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

Here's an AUG distraction, wait til you see the shoddy MST3K robot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tU-VJOzb-10

this owns actually?

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:46

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Tashilicious posted:

this owns actually?

Yeah it kind of hits that note of being so stupid and so silly that it's kinda cute

Like it's obvious that they didn't get quite the coverage they wanted and they had to make do with a lot of greenscreened backgrounds but the dude is selling it pretty hard

# ? Nov 26, 2019 10:51

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; as a person who never leaves my house i've done pretty well for myself.

chitoryu12 posted:

538 objects that will end the world if brought together

Or as I call it, �U.S. Congress�

# ? Nov 26, 2019 11:34

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Platystemon posted:

Or as I call it, �U.S. Congress�

the electoral college

# ? Nov 26, 2019 12:00

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Somfin posted:

Yeah it kind of hits that note of being so stupid and so silly that it's kinda cute

Like it's obvious that they didn't get quite the coverage they wanted and they had to make do with a lot of greenscreened backgrounds but the dude is selling it pretty hard

Hate to be that guy, but she goes by female pronouns now.

I only know because there was a corny steampunk lore explanation of why the robot characters transitioned. I don't actually listen to steampunk bands. You have to believe me, guys!

# ? Nov 26, 2019 13:54

TinTower: Apr 21, 2010; You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Paladinus posted:

Hate to be that guy, but she goes by female pronouns now.

I only know because there was a corny steampunk lore explanation of why the robot characters transitioned. I don't actually listen to steampunk bands. You have to believe me, guys!

Now I wanna read this lore.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 14:37

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

TinTower posted:

Now I wanna read this lore.

Looking it up on Steam Powered Giraffe Wiki, it seems they've removed it, and now the lore is that the robot was always female. Which is for the better, imo. It was about some malfunctioning steam valves or something. But the rest of the lore still remains extremely corny.

https://steampoweredgiraffe.fandom.com/wiki/Rabbit

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:00

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Paladinus posted:

Hate to be that guy, but she goes by female pronouns now.

I only know because there was a corny steampunk lore explanation of why the robot characters transitioned. I don't actually listen to steampunk bands. You have to believe me, guys!

Always be the person who corrects pronouns.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 15:01

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

AUG: "Steampunk Giraffe is actually good you guys"

# ? Nov 26, 2019 16:25

ulex minor: Apr 30, 2018

chitoryu12 posted:

I tried re-reading the stuff in the Holders Series again. For those unfamiliar, it's an SCP-esque horror site about collecting 538 objects that will end the world if brought together. Each of them has extremely specific instructions for how to acquire them that generally fit to site cliches. Some are good, some are hilariously awful.

This is in the latter category:

"Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience."

do not peeve the impatient phallus

# ? Nov 26, 2019 17:16

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Paladinus posted:

Hate to be that guy, but she goes by female pronouns now.

I only know because there was a corny steampunk lore explanation of why the robot characters transitioned. I don't actually listen to steampunk bands. You have to believe me, guys!

Wrong twin! That's David, who's cis. Bunny, the one who transitioned, is a different character.

The lore is corny because they started out as a pantomime-inspired street busker thing in San Diego and their popularity increased from there. That's also why he does all the weird motions and exaggerated facial expressions. They're cheesy but there's nothing wrong about them and some of their songs are pretty good. Goons just have a bizarre hatred of them that keeps popping up. You can have fun sometimes, guys! It's okay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neweVrb72SE

# ? Nov 26, 2019 17:17

Redrum and Coke: Feb 25, 2006; wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

chitoryu12 posted:

Wrong twin! That's David, who's cis. Bunny, the one who transitioned, is a different character.

The lore is corny because they started out as a pantomime-inspired street busker thing in San Diego and their popularity increased from there. That's also why he does all the weird motions and exaggerated facial expressions. They're cheesy but there's nothing wrong about them and some of their songs are pretty good. Goons just have a bizarre hatred of them that keeps popping up. You can have fun sometimes, guys! It's okay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neweVrb72SE

It's the Steampunk part.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 17:29

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Haute Couture: Where Anyone Can Look Like A Privileged Honky Idiot

Trash. I had to be born into it.

ulex minor posted:

"Do not look away, for you do not wish to try its patience."

do not peeve the impatient phallus

It's in a halfway house or mental institution. Do not peeve the inpatient phallus.

Phy has a new favorite as of 17:33 on Nov 26, 2019

# ? Nov 26, 2019 17:30

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

chitoryu12 posted:

Wrong twin! That's David, who's cis. Bunny, the one who transitioned, is a different character.

The lore is corny because they started out as a pantomime-inspired street busker thing in San Diego and their popularity increased from there. That's also why he does all the weird motions and exaggerated facial expressions. They're cheesy but there's nothing wrong about them and some of their songs are pretty good. Goons just have a bizarre hatred of them that keeps popping up. You can have fun sometimes, guys! It's okay!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neweVrb72SE

And now the trap has truly sprung.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 19:29

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

There's a lot wrong about them.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 20:54

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Grating robot voice, lolrandom band name, rabid fanbase of insufferable nerds, what's not to like?

# ? Nov 26, 2019 21:24

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Heath posted:

rabid fanbase of insufferable nerds

Holy poo poo like two people spoke up and said "Hey these folks are actually okay" and all of a sudden you're trying to position hating goofy bullshit as a brave stand against they tyranny of fandom

Get some loving perspective and go outside

# ? Nov 26, 2019 21:46

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

I'm sure there are no insufferable nerds among the fans of this, umm, steampunk robot cover band

# ? Nov 26, 2019 23:20

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

I remember that exact video being linked earlier in this thread or a previous incarnation and spawning the same discussion.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 23:30

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

You know you can just listen to the songs, right? You don't need to dress up like a robot and scream at people on Tumblr to listen to music. You can even not listen to the bad songs and only listen to the ones you like!

# ? Nov 26, 2019 23:33

Fathis Munk: Feb 23, 2013; ??? ?

I mean yeah you can, you can also watch the weird goofy video and somehow get into discussions about ~the lore~ of this weird steampunk robot cover band, at which point it fits this thread imo.

# ? Nov 26, 2019 23:41