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Qubee fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Jun 9, 2022 |
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Nov 25, 2019 16:00
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whydirt posted:Unless you have burlap underwear, my thoughts are it shouldn’t feel uncomfortable on your exposed junk As someone with a foreskin I'd say that if I pulled it back, my cotton underwear would be pretty drat uncomfortable on the head.
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Nov 25, 2019 16:35
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Qubee posted:NSFW Fun fact, it's held closed with velcro I'm probably not alone when I say that I'm not putting anything with a Velcro fastener anywhere near my pubes.
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Nov 25, 2019 16:45
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You should probably trim, you've gotta be rocking a pretty nasty bush for velcro to pose a threat.
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Nov 25, 2019 16:47
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Can we get a new thread rule saying not to post full-rear end dick pics that are not clearly labeled, thanks in advance Thanks for showing us your dick, this is what we all wanted on Monday, and helps us, somehow, to understand where you're coming from
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Nov 25, 2019 18:40
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be good and try hard!
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It's leeched from the seller's site, so presumably it's not his own personal dick pic, but yeah still no thanks. Also, please do check with a doctor. Dick smell is not normal in my experience, let alone an hour after a shower.
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Nov 25, 2019 19:00
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i like nice words
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Anne Whateley posted:Also, please do check with a doctor. This. It sounds like the last time you talked to a doctor about this was a decade ago. Go again.
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Nov 25, 2019 19:56
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Hug in a Can posted:Can we get a new thread rule saying not to post full-rear end dick pics that are not clearly labeled, thanks in advance I swear I spoiled tagged it and put a bold NSFW over it. My bad. Gonna book an appointment with the doc then.
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Nov 25, 2019 20:50
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Qubee posted:Hey, it's me, the dude who was having heaps of trouble climaxing. Wanted to put this out there for any other circumcised dude who was having the same issues as me. I was basically beating myself up with regards to this issue and putting the blame on myself, getting advice to stop masturbating, not to use death grip, not to watch porn etc. It all pointed to me doing something wrong, so I tried everything, and nothing helped. I'd just be hornier than usual but still unable to climax. Thought it must be my girlfriend's technique and she wasn't good at giving handjobs / blowjobs. Thought my dick was broken and my testosterone was out of whack. Thought her vagina was loose. Literally every paranoid thought under the sun, I thought it.  this strikes me as a placebo thing, dog ........ .......*continues to read. Does a Condorito-style faint at the revelation that homeslice posted a dick pic Anne Whateley posted:It's leeched from the seller's site, so presumably it's not his own personal dick pic, but yeah still no thanks. I mean, depends on what one defines as “dick smell”- esp given that his partner didn’t seem to notice a drat thing, it sounds like OP might actually be better off booking a therapy session for obsessive thoughts than a trip to the urologist. Some body odor development is normal depending on the person/what they’re wearing/what they’re doing. Dicks also secrete stuff same way vaginas do (including scent compounds) and some people are more productive at that than others. I’d imagine it’s esp noticeable if you keep your hog in a fabric hot pocket crisper sleeve Qubee- your dong got sweaty in the sleeve thing. Don’t panic. Stop micromanaging your dingdong.
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Nov 25, 2019 22:25
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Qubee posted:Gonna book an appointment with the doc then.  In other news, cock rings are awesome! 
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Nov 25, 2019 23:16
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Johnny Truant posted:
I appreciate your restraint in sharing this discovery without a photographic accompaniment. 
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Nov 25, 2019 23:24
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Bollock Monkey posted:Huh. Can't say I've invested in following her very much, just recalled that she seemed like a good egg a while ago. Problem was she was a little loose with terminology and wasn't aware that "tranny" was a demeaning slur, so she was taken to task for it. While she promised to do better, there were a few other smaller cases of misspeaking or poorly wording ideas. Which culminated in a bunch of allies bringing this up her during her speaking tour. She took it as an attack and, in a vulnerable state, was manipulated by a chud (who previously had said terrible loving poo poo about her specifically) to look into the alt-right. Cue a series of videos and tweets about respecting people and having an open exchange of ideas (plus a "lol what is kekistan lol" tweet). People called her out rightfully, saying she was platforming an ideology that dehumanized people she was supposed to be supporting. It all culminated in her losing her base, basically shutting down her work, and now she's going to be a nurse or something. This American Life did a thing on it.
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Nov 25, 2019 23:53
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Johnny Truant posted:
Seconding this. Especially properly-sized stainless steel ones.
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Nov 26, 2019 00:40
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Geoj posted:Seconding this. Especially properly-sized stainless steel ones. Not that I've ever felt the need to use a cockring, but given what they're meant to do, how do you get them off?
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Nov 26, 2019 01:06
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A properly sized stainless cock ring is more of an erection enhancer rather than an erection enabler. If its so tight that you can't physically remove it while erect its sized incorrectly and is too small, and could cause long-term damage as its restricting circulation too much. Usually I just need to think about something other than sex, etc. for 2-3 minutes and I'll go flaccid enough that removal isn't difficult - although both of the rings I wear (one larger one that fits over the base of the shaft and loops behind the scrotum, and another smaller one that sits only at the base of the shaft) can be removed while fully erect if necessary. I often wear the larger one around the house even if sex or masturbation isn't in the immediate future - they make erections fuller, firmer and easier to get and maintain, but at the same time they're not intended to stop you from going flaccid in the absence of arousal. If you're interested you can get a sizing kit  here that comes with 9 common-sized plastic rings to try - the idea being if its too tight cutting through a quarter inch of plastic is easier than a quarter inch of surgical stainless steel rod.
Geoj fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Nov 26, 2019 |
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Nov 26, 2019 01:21
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Electric Bugaloo posted:
 As a fellow circumcized dude OP's story doesn't ring true at all. I also wonder if OPs undergarments are made of burlap or some poo poo. Like it's cool that this is working out for you Qubee, but it really seems like there's something else going on here.
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Nov 26, 2019 01:42
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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Geoj posted:Seconding this. Especially properly-sized stainless steel ones. I'm still rocking only a silicone one for now, but def thinking if upgrading. I lucked out that the like, 4 pack of various sizes I bought had one that's  What's the big benefit of steel versus another material? Fake edit: and the one you're talking about that "loops around", is that metal, as well? I haven't used a ring that goes around shaft and balls, only shaft.
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Nov 26, 2019 02:18
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Johnny Truant posted:What's the big benefit of steel versus another material? It doesn't flex. I can get substantially firmer with a steel ring than silicone/rubber/whatever flexible material. Plus longevity - every flexible ring I've had have all dried out, shrunk and/or lost their flexibility over time. Johnny Truant posted:Fake edit: and the one you're talking about that "loops around", is that metal, as well? I haven't used a ring that goes around shaft and balls, only shaft. Yes, all metal. Allegedly going behind the scrotum helps you last longer, but I typically only ever use the big one by itself or in conjunction with the smaller shaft-only ring so can't weigh in one way or the other on that claim. Geoj fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Nov 26, 2019 |
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Nov 26, 2019 02:33
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looking forward to the post about a goon getting a jaws of life on his dick to escape a metal cock ring
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Nov 26, 2019 10:02
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I'm adding a new rule to the OP do not show us your genitals, ever, for any reason.
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Nov 26, 2019 10:34
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Turtlicious posted:I'm adding a new rule to the OP Would you consider upgrading to 'anyone's genitals'?
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Nov 26, 2019 11:06
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Beachcomber posted:Would you consider upgrading to 'anyone's genitals'? Please and thank you.
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Nov 26, 2019 15:51
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DPPH
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Nov 26, 2019 15:56
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Turtlicious posted:I'm adding a new rule to the OP Consider this thread unbookmarked
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Nov 26, 2019 18:46
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As a foreskin haver I laughed and laughed at that post for some reason. Feels like confirmation bias to me. Sexual problems caused by excessive porn habits or rigorous masturbation can take months for your brain and body to recover from.
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Nov 26, 2019 19:17
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Kazvall posted:As a foreskin haver I laughed and laughed at that post for some reason. Feels like confirmation bias to me. Sexual problems caused by excessive porn habits or rigorous masturbation can take months for your brain and body to recover from. Define "rigorous". I mean, are there people who don't do it thoroughly? "Well, I was rubbing one out and my attention wandered..."
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Nov 26, 2019 19:23
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You need to pull up 27 different porn videos, like a porn hunter setting up your targets. You have to beat em down to a handful and make sure to properly pleasure yourself to each before you find the best cumshot to finish to. This is all done with fine grit sandpaper and st ives penile exfoliant cream. Some peasants find one video, watch it for 5 minutes or less and finish quickly because they couldnt help it.
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Nov 26, 2019 19:32
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Kazvall posted:You need to pull up 27 different porn videos, like a porn hunter setting up your targets. You have to beat em down to a handful and make sure to properly pleasure yourself to each before you find the best cumshot to finish to. This is all done with fine grit sandpaper and st ives penile exfoliant cream. Not St. Ives!! IT PRODUCES MICROTEARS 
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Nov 26, 2019 19:57
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Kazvall posted:You need to pull up 27 different porn videos, like a porn hunter setting up your targets. You have to beat em down to a handful and make sure to properly pleasure yourself to each before you find the best cumshot to finish to. This is all done with fine grit sandpaper and st ives penile exfoliant cream. Look I got poo poo to do today
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Nov 26, 2019 20:03
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LMao if you're not in a committed relationship with an asexual so you have to find increasingly dark and forbidden tomes to get yourself off
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Nov 26, 2019 21:11
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Turtlicious posted:LMao if you're not in a committed relationship with an asexual so you have to find increasingly dark and forbidden tomes to get yourself off Obscure Oglaf reference spotted.
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Nov 26, 2019 22:54
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Turtlicious posted:LMao if you're not in a committed relationship with an asexual so you have to find increasingly dark and forbidden tomes to get yourself off
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Nov 26, 2019 23:26
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Yall post on that r/deadbedrooms thing? Goondolences.
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Nov 26, 2019 23:30
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TheMightyHandful posted:looking forward to the post about a goon getting a jaws of life on his dick to escape a metal cock ring I've been wearing one for four years and counting now and never had a problem v0v
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Nov 26, 2019 23:32
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Geoj posted:I've been wearing one for four years and counting now and never had a problem v0v Does this count as being a never-nude?
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Nov 26, 2019 23:34
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Johnny Truant posted:Does this count as being a never-nude? I forgot people take everything they read literally. "Wearing for four years" in the same manner as "I've been wearing the same watch for four years." Not uninterrupted/continuously, but using regularly for that amount of time. e: to be extra clear, if you were to divide my time up between "wearing a cock ring" and "not wearing a cock ring" the "not wearing" side accounts for the vast majority of my time. e2: Fair point, but as you may be able to tell its not the first time I've had to answer this question. VVV Geoj fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Nov 27, 2019 |
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Nov 26, 2019 23:37
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Geoj posted:I forgot people take everything they read literally. lol irony
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Nov 27, 2019 00:21
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Geoj posted:I forgot people take everything they read literally. Wait, so let me get this straight. You've worn the same watch around your cock for four years?
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Nov 27, 2019 01:49
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Johnny Truant posted:Wait, so let me get this straight. You've worn the same watch around your cock for four years? Where can I get a nice metal clock cock ring?
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Nov 27, 2019 02:49
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Shwqa posted:Where can I get a nice metal clock cock ring? How did you miss the obvious "clock ring"?
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Nov 27, 2019 03:26
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