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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lfschiavo/status/1195796736507179008

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animist
Aug 28, 2018




update: instead of learning, it is drifting about filter feeding in the abyssal zone. probably for the best

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009


Children of Ruin (2019)

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's already Starfish (1999)

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



animist posted:




update: instead of learning, it is drifting about filter feeding in the abyssal zone. probably for the best

https://youtu.be/ZnHZ6mz440M

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

animist posted:




update: instead of learning, it is drifting about filter feeding in the abyssal zone. probably for the best

don’t snipe my new convnet arch

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

animist posted:




update: instead of learning, it is drifting about filter feeding in the abyssal zone. probably for the best

life loving goals right there.

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

redleader posted:

you're gonna die suddenly and violently anyway, so it ultimately doesn't matter if it's at the hands of a guy who had a sip of beer 30 minutes ago before driving, or by an idiot neural net programmed by a guy who skimmed a deep learning tutorial a day before the deadline that doesn't understand the concept of "things moving in both space and time"

I have read NDT's book on astrophysics so I know that spacetime is one thing because NDT says so.

code:
 var spaceTime = ... 

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?


this kills the crab

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RDBinns/status/1198716726709571584

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Krankenstyle posted:

using the fancy symbol is literally adding a zero to it


i use permille in any context all the time because saying .4 percent is crazy, just say 4 permille.

once you get under 1% you just use basis points.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



a bac of 8 basis points is the dui limit in a lot jurisdictions.

animist
Aug 28, 2018
the BAC increased 3 points today, stirring fears of a lapsed recovery after a shaky summer

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



animist posted:

the BAC increased 3 points today, stirring fears of a lapsed recovery after a shaky summer

this made me laugh out loud. thanks goon.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



rofl

animist
Aug 28, 2018
https://juliacomputing.com/blog/2019/11/22/encrypted-machine-learning.html

incredible. a technology where both the user and provider are systematically prevented from having any idea what's going on

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

animist posted:

https://juliacomputing.com/blog/2019/11/22/encrypted-machine-learning.html

incredible. a technology where both the user and provider are systematically prevented from having any idea what's going on

Yeah it's called threads on something awful

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

lol julia

animist
Aug 28, 2018

Bloody posted:

lol julia

the type-safety of python with the compile times of c++

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
I can’t believe Julia still exists. it had its brief flash in the pan internet craze yet I don’t ever hear about it or know anyone who cares about it

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

animist posted:

the type-safety of python with the compile times of c++

and the array semantics of matlab!

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
there are so many new DSLs masquerading as languages I just don’t keep track

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

lancemantis posted:

there are so many new DSLs masquerading as languages I just don’t keep track

I’ll have you know Julia is one of only 69 languages to hit 420 tetraflops on a super computer

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

if you think about it all languages are domain-specific,

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

the domain is garbage

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Captain Foo posted:

the domain is garbage

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

animist posted:

the type-safety of python with the compile times of c++

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
just use MACSYMA for your mathematical modeling

and Symbolics Plexi for your neural network modeling (to run on an Array Processor boardset in your 3670 or a Connection Machine, of course)

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

*points at seagull* ai.

come to think of it, the first targeting AI was pigeons wasn’t it?

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

*points at seagull* ai.

come to think of it, the first targeting AI was pigeons wasn’t it?

pigeons are, surprisingly, entirely naturally occurring.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



hosed up if true

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:

*points at seagull* ai.

come to think of it, the first targeting AI was pigeons wasn’t it?

bf skinner was a weird, weird dude. that said WWII bombing was incredibly inaccurate for the most part so a council of 3 pigeons in the nosecone probably wouldn't have hurt

qirex fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Nov 28, 2019

refleks
Nov 21, 2006



Machine learning found in production at work

code:
prediction_real = prediction + 0.10 # Increases accuracy by 30%

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
I mean it’s true

animist
Aug 28, 2018

refleks posted:

Machine learning found in production at work

code:
prediction_real = prediction + 0.10 # Increases accuracy by 30%

:orb:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.

Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

pigeons are, surprisingly, entirely naturally occurring.

*points at u*
ai

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



AI caramba

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lomarf

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return0
Apr 11, 2007
why is clustering some data so hard, it’s 2019 ugh

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