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LifeSunDeath posted:I hit a mail box with a bowling ball out a moving car once. Concrete wouldn't have saved it. If American TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that a) smashing mailboxes is a fun teenage pastime and b) you motherfuckers must have been bored. edit: content https://i.imgur.com/dlo3Cqo.gifv
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:There should be a maximum age. Second
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/LivPosting/status/1200795717088038912 Have you posted this elsewere? Someone made a comment on the forums that they're all like third rate superhero villains and I can't remember where on the forums it was LifeSunDeath posted:I hit a mail box with a bowling ball out a moving car once. Concrete wouldn't have saved it. ..the bowling ball?
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Memento posted:If American TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that a) smashing mailboxes is a fun teenage pastime and b) you motherfuckers must have been bored. Vandalism is always fun in your early teens. Funnily enough I think we outgrew the petty crimes by the time any of us could drive, so smashing mailboxes was never really thing. But playing drinking and driving drinking games and blowing out windows of parked cars with beer bottles sure was. We.....we were really stupid kids.
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https://twitter.com/NoContextBoomer/status/1201322848847052800
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KHLAV KALASHNIKOV posted:You know they’re one and the same, right? Don't libel Death like that. Everyone is equal in the peace of the grave, which is inimical to the Turtle's entire outlook.
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Well in that case you draw dicks on it. And if they find a way to make that impossible you poo poo in it. We wouldnt have to do this if you wernt an rear end in a top hat.
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Milo and POTUS posted:..the bowling ball? We stole it from a local alley, took in an empty bowling bag and nicked one. We tried multiple times to hit a mailbox but it's actually difficult to hit a mail box out the back of a car at about 40mph. We would miss the throw, then follow the ball as it rolled about 2 blocks through people's lawns, then pick it back up. Eventually I made a hit and we just left the ball there. Checked the next day and it left a hilarious bowling ball sized crater in the mailbox but even knock it over. We were very bored that summer and AOL was new.
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Phy posted:Don't libel Death like that. Everyone is equal in the peace of the grave, which is inimical to the Turtle's entire outlook. It’s more to do with his killing of bills—even bipartisan bills—that passed the House, but yeah, fair dinkum
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Memento posted:If American TV and movies have taught me anything, it's that a) smashing mailboxes is a fun teenage pastime and b) you motherfuckers must have been bored. There's also a bunch of stories of people injuring breaking their arms and/or crashing when they tried to smash a reinforced mailbox, and CSI even did an episode about it.
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wow they weren't even really trying with that one, huh?
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morallyobjected posted:wow they weren't even really trying with that one, huh? Yeah that looks scary but is actually pretty straightforward. And my maths is pretty shite.
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Dec 2, 2019 10:53
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Milo and POTUS posted:Imagine being Joe's campaign manager. I can't stop laughing But doctor, I am the campaign manager Pagliacci .
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Solice Kirsk posted:Vandalism is always fun in your early teens. Funnily enough I think we outgrew the petty crimes by the time any of us could drive, so smashing mailboxes was never really thing. But playing drinking and driving drinking games and blowing out windows of parked cars with beer bottles sure was. It's becoming clear why youth crime plummeted after the release of Grand Theft Auto.
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TK-42-1 posted:I forgot game gear had one. TG16 was a really solid system and it’s sad that literally no one has ever done anything like it except maybe the switch if you squint really hard. 30 years later. I looked up TG16 but I didn't see anything unique or interesting about it.
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Dec 2, 2019 20:23
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TG16 had a portable version you could get separately that used the same cartridges as the stationary console.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:TG16 had a portable version you could get separately that used the same cartridges as the stationary console. Like the Sega Nomad, but portable
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:TG16 had a portable version you could get separately that used the same cartridges as the stationary console. Pretty sure there have been a few consoles that have done this?
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Dec 2, 2019 21:32
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alexandriao posted:Pretty sure there have been a few consoles that have done this? Eventually maybe, (name one besides the switch though) but at the time a sixteen bit console in your hand that could play Keith Courage or whatever their metroidvania knockoff was was impressive.
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TG16 sucked rear end. It had some fun games but why on earth would you get that and not a SNES or Mega Drive? Bonk was so naff they had to invent Johnny Turbo as their mascot. 
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Lodin posted:TG16 sucked rear end. It had some fun games but why on earth would you get that and not a SNES or Mega Drive? eh, it was no worse than the Genesis, a system which also had few good exclusives besides Sonic, and was filled with generic beat 'em ups and sports games.
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Randaconda posted:eh, it was no worse than the Genesis, a system which also had few good exclusives besides Sonic, and was filled with generic beat 'em ups and sports games. But the Genesis had "blast processing"!
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Growing up one of my neighbors got sick and tired of the teenage hoodlums running over everyone’s snowmen with their cars every winter so one year he built one directly over a fire hydrant. I didn’t t see the crash but I’m told it was legendary. They stopped running over snowmen after that .
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Growing up one of my neighbors got sick and tired of the teenage hoodlums running over everyone’s snowmen with their cars every winter so one year he built one directly over a fire hydrant. I didn’t t see the crash but I’m told it was legendary. They stopped running over snowmen after that . My dad told me of a similar incident involving leaf bags/piles that frequently got plowed through and scattered by teens, with the same solution.
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Your Gay Uncle posted:Growing up one of my neighbors got sick and tired of the teenage hoodlums running over everyone’s snowmen with their cars every winter so one year he built one directly over a fire hydrant. I didn’t t see the crash but I’m told it was legendary. They stopped running over snowmen after that . I have an uncle who was a traffic cop for years. He now teaches traffic safety courses to commercial drivers and is full of stories (and he has enough of them that he never needs to tell the same one twice) One of his I remember is a high speed crash that struck a fire hydrant, and the hydrant just disappeared. It was dark and they couldn't find it for a long time. Turns out it had flown over the neighbor's fence and bullseyed directly into their pool.
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Maybe don't hide fire hydrants.
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JoelJoel posted:Maybe don't hide fire hydrants. But the hoodlums!!!
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JoelJoel posted:Maybe don't hide fire hydrants. Houses don't catch fire in the winter or fall. It's impossible. It's too cold.
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JoelJoel posted:Maybe don't hide fire hydrants. Any fires nearby large enough to warrant a hydrant will take care of whatever's concealing them  .
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Oh great, looks like I'll not be looking at this thread for a few days. Lemme know when the derail is over!
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Damaging city and personal property while risking lives of kids is 100% worth saving a fancy pile of snow.
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Good thing it is STDH. Perhaps the ur-STDH
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i hope more children are injured or killed during mischief
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Chard posted:i hope more children are injured or killed during mischief As do I, but absolutely nobody mentioned it until you brought it up.
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Hyperlynx posted:As do I, but absolutely nobody mentioned it until you brought it up. sometimes it's important to put into words what everyone is thinking
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