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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Who What Now posted:

What the gently caress is Spiritual Milk?

:eng101: In 1 Peter, "pure spiritual milk" refers to basic instruction in Christian doctrine, which "newborn" Christians need to grow in their faith.

E:
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1202296692084822016?s=20

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Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

extremely online posted:

It's really weird of Kimmel's staff to throw The Cosby Show in there. There are lots of 80s sitcoms whose stars aren't in prison for being serial rapists. ALF has escaped justice to this day.

Despite openly admitting to eating underage pussy on his show.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Chitin posted:

Despite openly admitting to eating underage pussy on his show.

It took me a second to get the joke and I thought you were saying Jimmy Kimmel admitted to eating out a teenager or something.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Man if your audience for that joke isn't the right age you're gonna look like a total creep

lemonadesweetheart
May 27, 2010

Who What Now posted:

What the gently caress is Spiritual Milk?

Also free TB

In the name of Jizzus.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


https://twitter.com/newmuseum_union/status/1202286878671675392?s=19

For a treat

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/KylePlantEmoji/status/1195195530650898432

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Milo and POTUS posted:

Man if your audience for that joke isn't the right age you're gonna look like a total creep

At least there isn't any real punishment for targeting the wrong age in the entertainment industry :v:

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost
In the event anyone was wondering why poster "extremely online" was weirdly hostile and immediately jumped from "a goon is confused/annoyed about Billy Eilish" to "that Goon wants to gently caress teens", turns out they were famous angryposter, Tiny Brontosaurus.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era
https://twitter.com/SexScaresMe/status/1202367183747043329?s=19

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/cracked/status/1202094931671543808

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Pththya-lyi posted:

:eng101: In 1 Peter, "pure spiritual milk" refers to basic instruction in Christian doctrine, which "newborn" Christians need to grow in their faith.

E:
https://twitter.com/GetDisneyPrime/status/1202296692084822016?s=20

I never noticed before that when Aladdin wished to be a prince the genie did an elaborate song and dance number instead of actually making him a prince.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It gives me no pleasure to post this.

https://twitter.com/GregAbbott_TX/status/1202303663643013121

https://twitter.com/citizendemento/status/1202082216223944706

Or a nice brat

zoux has a new favorite as of 01:42 on Dec 5, 2019

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
https://twitter.com/DumbCerb/status/1199520763562405888

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Unless they're all gay I don't understand the point of a men only furry site. Are these furry incels?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Skwirl posted:

Unless they're all gay I don't understand the point of a men only furry site. Are these furry incels?

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

Skwirl posted:

Unless they're all gay I don't understand the point of a men only furry site. Are these furry incels?

I'm pretty sure they're all gonna be gay or bi.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

rodbeard posted:

I never noticed before that when Aladdin wished to be a prince the genie did an elaborate song and dance number instead of actually making him a prince.

What’s the difference? :agesilaus:

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2McDQu5UQpk

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/matttomic/status/1201727945829736449

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
If your pikachurin synthesis is hosed up you die in ugly ways

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:eng101: The first ever described dinosaur fossil was named Scrotum humanum because it looked like a ballsack.

When the rest of the animal was described it was (and still is) dubbed Megalosaurus because of a rule in the taxonomic code that allows retiring names that haven't been in use since 1899.

Edit: well, that explains how they were allowed to rename it, but the reason why they did is probably because, as that tweet says, the world of zoological nomenclature was populated by buzzkills for a time

Mak0rz has a new favorite as of 03:31 on Dec 5, 2019

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

extremely online posted:

It's really weird of Kimmel's staff to throw The Cosby Show in there. There are lots of 80s sitcoms whose stars aren't in prison for being serial rapists. ALF has escaped justice to this day

We aren’t...? https://radaronline.com/photos/max-wright-becomes-recluse-drug-gay-scandal/

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Mak0rz posted:

the world of zoological nomenclature was populated by buzzkills for a time

And thank god too because the op was right

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ascenticons/status/1202010924686684162?s=21

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit

I don't have the patience to play through this game, but I'll easily waste an entire 6 hours watching analysis videos on it.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Joshua4Congress/status/1202404226980175872?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Calvin isn't a furry, and Hobbes isn't real.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Stealing those names for future pets.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

I don't have the patience to play through this game, but I'll easily waste an entire 6 hours watching analysis videos on it.

:yeah:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mak0rz posted:

:eng101: The first ever described dinosaur fossil was named Scrotum humanum because it looked like a ballsack.

When the rest of the animal was described it was (and still is) dubbed Megalosaurus because of a rule in the taxonomic code that allows retiring names that haven't been in use since 1899.

Edit: well, that explains how they were allowed to rename it, but the reason why they did is probably because, as that tweet says, the world of zoological nomenclature was populated by buzzkills for a time

Botany is worse.

They don’t even allow tautonyms.

Ziziphus zizyphus had been in use since 1882, but in 2011 it was decided that it was too close to being a tautonym, so it got renamed.

Zoologists are like “the western lowland gorilla? Gorilla gorilla gorilla seems appropriate.”

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
There is a dinosaur named Pantydraco.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1202289230459949057

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1202352958735822849

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Big Centipede posted:

There is a dinosaur named Pantydraco.

Described in 2007, after the buzzkill era.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jestom/status/1202275515954020355?s=21

https://twitter.com/alwaysabutt/status/1202397495080423424?s=21

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Pastel Candy Snake posted:

I don't have the patience to play through this game, but I'll easily waste an entire 6 hours watching analysis videos on it.

What game is that

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/AP/status/1202601532115628034

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshjonsmith/status/1202578842424107008

https://mobile.twitter.com/joshjonsmith/status/1202580810462892033

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Tiny Lowtax posted:

What game is that

Pathologic

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Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Tiny Lowtax posted:

What game is that

Pathologic

https://twitter.com/MilesKlee/status/1202659113487884288?s=20

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