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i want to pay moviebob to make a 12-hour mauler-style response video to that struggle session reading because the world is hell and we all deserve to die in agony
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we must all eternally burn in the idiot hellfire of movie robert
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Dec 5, 2019 07:18
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in the grim darkness of the bob future there is only eugenics and nintendo
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Dec 5, 2019 07:21
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:in the grim darkness of the bob future there is only eugenics Eugenics if true.
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i corner the fat movie bob man in a dark alleyway and drop trou "no, no!" he screams as i stretch my anus to proportions not even Kirk Johnson himself could feasibly reach and begin to vacuum him, feet first, into my massive gaping rear end in a top hat he tries to claw the ground and invoke the name of his holy mario to come save him, but the force of my rear end in a top hat's wind is just too strong and each roll of fat slowly, one by one, disappears into the cavern of my body. he lets out one final wail as the hairs of his foul beard tickle my sphincter and i close, encasing him fully in my cavernous rectum and crushing his body as i contract my organs blood, piss and poo poo of the movie robert shoots out of my eyes, ears, nose and mouth as i walk away, his body deflating as the liquid compresses out of it. the only consolation for him is that the stench of my anal gas ensures he would lose consciousness quickly (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 5, 2019 07:33
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Lord of Booty, you okay?
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His rampage review was annoying a poo poo. He’s basically a boomer.
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CelticPredator posted:His rampage review was annoying a poo poo. He’s basically a boomer. There is that meme image going around twitter calling hin the "consoomer"  He also gets really fussy when you call him "Robert" online. Struggle Session reading the book and just doing audio cringing at things like him ditching a funeral early to play Mario Brothers 3 should inform people just how childish filmer robert really is. But look at the bright side - at least nobody is talking Doug Walker anymore?
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Dec 5, 2019 07:48
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TelevisedInsanity posted:He also gets really fussy when you call him "Robert" online. I say it's even-odds his parents only did that when they were telling him off, so he associates it with people treating him like a child and he's not, he's the mature adult in the room and it's not faaaaaiiirrr! 
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Dec 5, 2019 07:58
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i corner the fat movie bob man in a dark alleyway and drop trou Wow, these Avshalom reregs are going farther and farther back
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Dec 5, 2019 08:06
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Dawgstar posted:MarzGurl's back on Twitter. The reports came from, unsurprisingly, a parody account of the guy taking over Vic's role on RWBY. Still shows suspended on my feed. Also, it's amazing let's play videos haven't been hit more by copyright hits. All it would take is for one shady company to upload a bunch of cutscenes from video games, and every time a let's player shows one, boom, ad revenue stolen !
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Dec 5, 2019 10:33
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:anal vore fanfic goddamn you i did not consent to be involved in this
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Dec 5, 2019 13:30
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Bad Wolf posted:Still shows suspended on my feed. Apparently she was locked out of her account, got it back, and then mass false-reported and suspended so that's fun.
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Dawgstar posted:Apparently she was locked out of her account, got it back, and then mass false-reported and suspended so that's fun. it's cool that very normal people have been mad at this random woman who has zero influence on the world for years for the crime of *checks notes* talking about how CA was bad, and not liking that an anime man is a sexual predator?????
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Dec 5, 2019 15:52
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LibrarianCroaker posted:Shannon Strucci put out a positive, but still critical review of the first season of The Boys: I watched this show pretty recently and agree a lot with this. I want to love it a lot but it keeps crossing the line of needless edge and it makes it super hard to recommend. I hope season 2 nails it better
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Dec 5, 2019 15:54
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watho posted:I watched this show pretty recently and agree a lot with this. I want to love it a lot but it keeps crossing the line of needless edge and it makes it super hard to recommend. I hope season 2 nails it better That's in the source material, though.
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Dec 5, 2019 15:55
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The comic is far worse so I guess since I've read it the show didn't seem all that try hard edgelord. It does seem the show is doing away with the one interesting aspect of the comic which is a bummer.
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Dec 5, 2019 15:57
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if anything it actually tones down the edge super hard but yea I can understand not wanting to mess with it.
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Dec 5, 2019 15:58
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sexpig by night posted:it's cool that very normal people have been mad at this random woman who has zero influence on the world for years for the crime of The most recent excuse these very normal people are using to go after her is that she started a hashtag to get voice actor Vic Mignogna removed from various cons after multiple allegations of sexual abuse came out against him.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:That's in the source material, though. Yeah so? The Godfather book has an entire storyline about how big a character’s dick is and how his girlfriend or wife or whatever has to have corrective surgery in her vagina and he tells the surgeon to make it extra tight. This was omitted in the adaptation because it loving sucks and the movie is way better for it. You don’t have to make an adaptation a 1:1 recreation of the source material.
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Dec 5, 2019 16:26
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watho posted:Yeah so? The Godfather book has an entire storyline about how big a character’s dick is and how his girlfriend or wife or whatever has to have corrective surgery in her vagina and he tells the surgeon to make it extra tight. This was omitted in the adaptation because it loving sucks and the movie is way better for it. You don’t have to make an adaptation a 1:1 recreation of the source material. The source material is edgelord bullshit, though. That's the source material. If you cut off all the edgy stuff you wouldn't have anything left. Might as well adapt something else.
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Dec 5, 2019 16:28
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sexpig by night posted:it's cool that very normal people have been mad at this random woman who has zero influence on the world for years for the crime of The odd thing is that most of the reports all came from one weirdo who runs dozens of Twitter sock accounts and it goes through because Twitter Support is a catastrophe.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The source material is edgelord bullshit, though. That's the source material. If you cut off all the edgy stuff you wouldn't have anything left. Might as well adapt something else. I didn’t say all the edgy stuff should be cut off just that some of it crosses the line of where it isn’t shocking or fun anymore. The airplane rescue scene owns, the landlord sex scene sucks.
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Dec 5, 2019 16:32
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The airplane scene is way worse in the comic. So it's not 1:1.
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Dec 5, 2019 16:34
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Yeah I’ve heard it’s a lot toned down from the comics, just wished it was more so in some places but I might just be me being sensitive towards sexual violence 
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Groovelord Neato posted:The airplane scene is way worse in the comic. So it's not 1:1. The airplane scene in the comics struck me as a really dark farce, while the show was trying to be scary.
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Dec 5, 2019 16:57
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watho posted:Yeah so? The Godfather book has an entire storyline about how big a character’s dick is and how his girlfriend or wife or whatever has to have corrective surgery in her vagina and he tells the surgeon to make it extra tight. This was omitted in the adaptation because it loving sucks and the movie is way better for it. You don’t have to make an adaptation a 1:1 recreation of the source material.
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Sarcopenia posted:Tbf the comic is one of the most awful things I've ever read. I don't remember anything redemable about it. It's kind of like Scary movie parodying horror movies if Scary Movie was just the cum scene. The reason Homelander goes nuts in the comic is interesting but like I said it appears the show is doing away with it. Dr Christmas posted:The airplane scene in the comics struck me as a really dark farce, while the show was trying to be scary. You're right I just meant in the violence sense.
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Dec 5, 2019 17:06
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Anthony Starr is pulling a lot of weight in that show, but I don't think it's enough to make it good overall. The comic is generally meh, but with some really good nuggets. Overall it's just Watchmen, but  .The airplane scene in the comics was literally 9-11. It was distasteful, but also probably the highlight of the series and established how shambolic an irl Justice League would be.
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The Boys is very much a third tier Garth Ennis comic, but with Preacher already adapted to TV and no hope of rifling through his Punisher comics for ideas in the near future, I guess it's the next best thing. They're certainly not going to be mining Crossed for media adoptions any time soon.
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It's been years since I read the comic so I might be missing something but I'm super surprised that people are being even the tiniest bit nice to what I remember as Watchmen with alzheimers making GBS threads itself while puking and giving a rape blowjob.
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Dec 5, 2019 19:31
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i corner the fat movie bob man in a dark alleyway and drop trou Scaramouche posted:Wow, these Avshalom reregs are going farther and farther back lmfao
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Yardbomb posted:lmfao This thread is awful but it has had some incredible vile moments lately. And yet I keep turning the corners of the box.
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i corner the fat movie bob man in a dark alleyway and drop trou Great username/post combo. Also, what the gently caress
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Dec 5, 2019 19:53
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I'm glad that LORD OF BOOTY is now free, I was about to make a FREE BOOTY post until I saw.
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Sarcopenia posted:Watchmen with alzheimers making GBS threads itself while puking and giving a rape blowjob.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:26
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Yeah I've heard nothing about The Boys that hasn't turned me right off watching it, and it'd usually be up my street. I'll stick to my daffy DC TV shows.
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Dec 5, 2019 20:35
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I was going to avoid the Boys since I'd read the comic but it's actually a good show. It's a lot better than most superhero media at least.
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Sarcopenia posted:It's been years since I read the comic so I might be missing something but I'm super surprised that people are being even the tiniest bit nice to what I remember as Watchmen with alzheimers making GBS threads itself while puking and giving a rape blowjob. It deals with some really good criticism of corporations and the military industrial complex. It's just that it's layered under a ton of Ennis's "humor" at it's most juvenile and edgy. I think there's still good stuff in there but it's not something I would recommend to anyone without having a really good idea of their tastes and how much of that kind of stuff they can tolerate. So far the show has stuck with a lot of the same themes that I think ultimately make the comic intersting while cutting out some of the most excessive stuff. I like it.
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