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CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




now boarding the bitcoin plane. it has infinite lift so will always go up up UP! we achieved this by getting rid of the parachutes, flight recorder, crew, and wings. yes this is completely sustainable why do you ask?

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

CampingCarl posted:

now boarding the bitcoin plane. it has infinite lift so will always go up up UP! we achieved this by getting rid of the parachutes, flight recorder, crew, and wings. yes this is completely sustainable why do you ask?

I mean ... that doesn’t actually sound too dissimilar to the vehicles we normally use to send things to the moon? the analogy might need some more work

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Soricidus posted:

I mean ... that doesn’t actually sound too dissimilar to the vehicles we normally use to send things to the moon? the analogy might need some more work
fair point. in my defense a bitcoin plane going to the moon, smashing into it at full speed, and achieving nothing of lasting value other than a crater and scrap metal would also be very bitcoin.

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



bitcoin rocket: moon launch is delayed until we locate the stolen fuel. please remember tickets are non-refundable

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
please note that all people saying that the rocket looks like a crudely painted grain silo are just spreading FUD. tickets still available

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...
also keep in mind that the vast majority of the rocket gets dumped in the ocean, burns up in the atmosphere etc. and only a tiny bit at the top ever goes to the moon

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

what if we brought to moon…to us?

:thunk:

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
*holds usb stick next to smithsonian moon rock* checkmate haters

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
buttcoin moons you

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

divabot posted:

the only bit of the blockchain that does anything is: transactions are logged.

finally, we will be able to log our transactions, after thousands of years

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
https://twitter.com/dan_talmon/status/1202338014992551936?s=19

i can never get enough of bitcoin technical "analysis"

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...

quote:

entangled descending triangles.
(an interlocking web of a single fractal)
reads like destiny lore text

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
one single fractal

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
so dumb, it’s clearly four simultaneous fractals in one price fluctuation

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Soricidus posted:

so dumb, it’s clearly four simultaneous fractals in one price fluctuation

*clears throat*

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Gobbeldygook posted:

https://twitter.com/dan_talmon/status/1202338014992551936?s=19

i can never get enough of bitcoin technical "analysis"

this kills the crab

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


browsers castle posted:

I never specified a timeframe. It may take decades; but ya, it either goes to actual zero or actual millions. Bitcoin has no top relative to fiat because fiat has no supply cap. Every 20 years your dollar denominated purchasing power drops by 50% assuming normal rates of inflation.

lol i don't click buttcoin threads anymore but i would have if i'd known we had a live one itt

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

PIZZA.BAT posted:

lol i don't click buttcoin threads anymore but i would have if i'd known we had a live one itt

it was faaaake

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


aw

raminasi
Jan 25, 2005

a last drink with no ice

Gobbeldygook posted:

https://twitter.com/dan_talmon/status/1202338014992551936?s=19

i can never get enough of bitcoin technical "analysis"

I thought all technical analysis read like that

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

raminasi posted:

I thought all technical analysis read like that

if there is a way to make it dumber and more insane, bitcoiners will find it

though I admit that particular example is fairly tame

anyone have the moon phase one handy?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Soricidus posted:

so dumb, it’s clearly four simultaneous fractals in one price fluctuation

SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY. TIME CUBE. WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1. DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
yes he said the time cube thing a+

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
what was the other insaneman shape it was like a dodecahedron and some guy thought it was for making sling stones or spear staves or something

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
according to crom:

dodecahedron: not a word

bitcoin: a word

:suicide:

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

divabot posted:

you'll be 0% surprised that this is 100% the usual bullshit

How it works:


"but" you ask "this is just sending messages via computer. what does the blockchain bit do?"


the only bit of the blockchain that does anything is: transactions are logged.

6 hours to tell a manufacturer you need a part seems long. it’s probably be easier to call

Bistromatic
Oct 3, 2004

And turn the inner eye
To see its path...
if you got crypto brainworms you probably assume that airlines, plane manufacturers and part manufacturers are constantly trying to scam each other and need a zero-trust solution for their business relationships

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
I’m definitely going to buy parts for my airliners from someone I don’t trust

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Soricidus posted:

I’m definitely going to buy parts for my airliners from someone I don’t trust

didn’t know the ceo of Malaysian airlines posted here

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
real world result:
pilot: “hey this thing is broken.”
maintenance base: “k we need part SMD42069”
warehouse: “there it is.”
inventory management system *MINIMUM STOCK LEVEL REACHED; INITIATING REORDER*
supplier “here you go fam, pay me in sixty days!”
account payables, 60 days later *sends payment*

(this assumes the system works as designed)

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

FrozenVent posted:

real world result:
pilot: “hey this thing is broken.”
maintenance base: “k we need part SMD42069”
warehouse: “there it is.”
inventory management system *MINIMUM STOCK LEVEL REACHED; INITIATING REORDER*
supplier “here you go fam, pay me in sixty days!”
account payables, 60 days later *sends payment*

(this assumes the system works as designed)

even more real world:

copilot: We've totally lost control of the plane. We don't understand at all... We've tried everything. What do you think? What do you think? What should we do?

captain: Well, I don't know! rewind the blockchain to return to stable?

copilot: it’s immutable!

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
I like how their example is replacing a tiny non-critical plastic part during a 12-hour intercontinental flight. and the amazing result is "wow, it was ready when we landed!" as though no traditional method could have done the same with 10+ hours to work on it

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

KnifeWrench posted:

I like how their example is replacing a tiny non-critical plastic part during a 12-hour intercontinental flight. and the amazing result is "wow, it was ready when we landed!" as though no traditional method could have done the same with 10+ hours to work on it

look a tiny little bumper that stops the screen from damaging the seat was all we could print in 6 hours

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

i like how that too, OP

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

look a tiny little bumper that stops the screen from damaging the seat was all we could print in 6 hours
print in 6 hours and then no testing after manufacture or install on the part made by a vendor chosen by "they were closest".

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

graph posted:

i like how that too, OP

:wrong:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




:right:

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
bitcoiners try to make every situation into a problem of trust because that’s the only problem bitcoin “solves”.

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Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

CampingCarl posted:

print in 6 hours and then no testing after manufacture or install on the part made by a vendor chosen by "they were closest".

if it ends up making the plane explode just give the seller a scammer tag on the immutable blockchain, problem solved

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