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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

https://www.ebay.com/itm/362845817014

there he is in the corner

also post other zybourne clock crap you still have on your computer

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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

drat this is sick as hell. I wish I could afford it

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Buy it and eat it and gain the true power of Johnny Fiveaces

Zybourne Clock
Oct 25, 2011

Poke me.
280 bucks? Well, I suppose at least it retains value longer than a banana taped to a wall.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Tape a banana or a popeyes chicken sandwich on that and we got a DEAL

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

feel like gros gammon should have got more play

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Deep in my heart there remains the hope that someone does make a zybourne clock game a la Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden

Johnny Fiveaces: "Let me feel that steampunk applebottom"

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Macasaurus posted:

feel like gros gammon should have got more play

I agree, I was like "I don't think I ever saw that guy before"

but aesthetically he's basically just Carl from Aqua Teen with more hair

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nobody can "buy" Johnny Five Aces. Johnny Five Aces may choose to reside with you for a time, but it is his decision alone.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Johnny belongs in a museum.

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Johnny belongs in a museum.

Xotl
May 28, 2001

Be seeing you.
Bidding is already past 400$. I wish I could make bank with my childhood scribbles.

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HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Macasaurus posted:

feel like gros gammon should have got more play

This is literally the first time I've ever seen or heard of this character.

EDIT: This is a good Zybourne Clock thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_J9n8mgQaY

HackensackBackpack fucked around with this message at 22:58 on Dec 10, 2019

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Johnny belongs in a museum.

I hope someone tweets this to Obsidian. He belongs framed in a room of "New Vegas poo poo we won't give to Bethesda".

Extortionist
Aug 31, 2001

Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

13Pandora13 posted:

I hope someone tweets this to Obsidian. He belongs framed in a room of "New Vegas poo poo we won't give to Bethesda".

https://twitter.com/jesawyer/status/1204413957626155015

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012


amazing

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Johnny Fiveaces fuckin rules.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
That's a serious art investment folks.

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle





gently caress yes

cnut
May 3, 2016

For historical purposes, hi-res Johnny:



Amazing detail.

cnut fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Dec 10, 2019

Persiflagist
Mar 7, 2013
should i do this or should i do literally anything else with my life

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
can't believe we can have another johnny fiveaces related goon project

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink

Jose posted:

can't believe we can have another johnny fiveaces related goon project

Truly the gift that keeps on giving

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
It’s at $410, still time to bid $420.69 for a once in a lifetime screencap

I’m far too cowardly about being on the hook for that

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Persiflagist posted:

should i do this or should i do literally anything else with my life

you know in your heart what the right decision is

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Something Awful should start an internet museum for some revenue, feature pieces like this.

Have an interactive area for poo poo posting. Get some rebar or something from 9/11 to laugh at.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Fellis posted:

It’s at $410, still time to bid $420.69 for a once in a lifetime screencap

I’m far too cowardly about being on the hook for that

it's now $530, so you'd have been fine

13Pandora13
Nov 5, 2008

I've got tiiits that swingle dangle dingle




LGD posted:

it's now $530, so you'd have been fine

He can still get in at $694.20

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
it's 'scholtz'???? I always thought it was Shulty

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Johnny fiveaces is loving incredible

adamarama
Mar 20, 2009
What suit is the fifth ace? Is it a double or a unique fifth suit? So many layers

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
"Pleas, he had a family"

cnut
May 3, 2016

adamarama posted:

What suit is the fifth ace? Is it a double or a unique fifth suit? So many layers

Looks like the Ace of Triangles.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Pick posted:

"Pleas, he had a family"

~Johnny~~

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

13Pandora13 posted:

He can still get in at $694.20

$660 now, so not for long

Horizon Burning
Oct 23, 2019
:discourse:
this is historic

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
cant wait until we get the follow up thread in a few weeks where the buyer jizzes on it

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

buglord posted:

cant wait until we get the follow up thread in a few weeks where the buyer jizzes on it

The Zyboard Goop

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




this work of TrueArt is gonna move for less than a banana

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