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More fun with extending an Oney Lorcan/Biff Busick tweetquote:GUY CLEANING THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE GYM TOLD ME THAT CHRIS JERICHO OWNS NXT BECAUSE SHANE MCMAHON BOUGHT WWE AND MACHO MAN IS THAT DUDE A MICROSCOPE? WOULD NATIONAL CANCER COMMISSIONERS AT THIS POINT ALLOW CHECKS ON THIS OR IS IT INDEED NO SMART PERSON WOULD AGREE TO DO THAT? HOW ABOUT SCIENCE. DOES THIS SHOW HAVE THE GOLF SHOT FOR IT AND ARE quote:GUY CLEANING THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE GYM TOLD ME THAT CHRIS JERICHO OWNS NXT BECAUSE SHANE MCMAHON BOUGHT WWE AND MACHO MAN IS THAT DUDE? WHY DOES SOMEBODY LEAVE WWE LIKE THAT? IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAULT! WHY CAN'T ANYONE GET RIGHT WITH HISTORY?! WHY DOES THAT PERSON EVEN TALK?! WHY CAN'T SOMEONE GET RIGHT WITH IT'SELF?! quote:GUY CLEANING THE LOCKER ROOM AT THE GYM TOLD ME THAT CHRIS JERICHO OWNS NXT BECAUSE SHANE MCMAHON BOUGHT WWE AND MACHO MAN IS THAT DUDE FROM HELL?!?!?!?!?!! You know what? Let's not push the luck button yet. Let's put all this bluster behind us and get something done here. But as we all know, sometimes we need a little push to move things along. Back to RAW, I have nothing to report to you
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It is the year 2044. President Donald Trump Jr. has just been inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame. In the course of a modestly sized wrestling interview, WWE Hall of Famer and TV personality, Jackie Keenan of Kentucky, famously likened his fellow inductee, Trump, Jr., to "a vulture that likes eating the carcasses of those that aren't as good as him." The star-studded event led to a further iconic scene of Keenan awkwardly taking his seat and pointing at Trump to make a final joke.
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21 Hoot Salute posted:The Butcher and the Blade and the Bunny The Not Yet Book should be for the librarians.
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Numero6 posted:The Not Yet Book should be for the librarians. I feel like I could make eleven drawings from this one alone! Edit- I meant I could make eleven drawings from the full list, in retrospect that wasn't clear at all! reignofevil fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Dec 7, 2019 |
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Asuka appeared on First We Feast/Gochi Gang, and talked a bit more about her past. She got into wrestling after getting her knee replaced. She also said she's a big fan of WWE and has wrestled for years, even going to Japan for RAW. She talked about going to Japan and eating rice on the streets and how much it cost her and getting regular checkups. She spoke about being a pro wrestler with no money but good education. She said working with other wrestlers, getting older, being abused, and having PTSD is what led her to WWE.
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Guys I think I agree the new bigger AI is generating far fewer hillarious prompts. I am still deep in thought about what to do about this but know that historically I have always utterly failed at solving problems like these in the past. Now that said I did get this today, do with it what you will. quote:LUCHA SAURUS
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quote:Kenny Omega has a degree in Mathematics now. But as a stand-up comic, he's played the guitar in ska bands and longed for a traditional job. That's where a friend of his, John Osmore, happened to meet Kenny. Osmore had decided that perhaps there might be a job in the music business and settled on making pizza for a living. quote:Kenny Omega drove a racecar in Spain in 1989. He was so good that he won the last three World Championship races of the season. Kenny's constant improvement was so strong that he was even given the right to win a junior racing series in Japan called the 'WRC JWKS' quote:Kenny Omega said 'mess with the best, die like the rest' with that smile.
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quote:AEW: RATINGSRATINGSRATINGSRATINGSRATINGS
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Having fun with Just Bring It's idosyncratic form of commentary clipsquote:Tazz: Let's get to it. Who ya talkin' to? quote:Michael Cole: It is ELECTRIC in this arena tonight! quote:Tazz: Who's fightin' who? quote:Tazz: Who's fightin' who? and finally quote:Michael Cole: Michael Cole at Ringside!
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quote:Becky placed Kairi snugly under the ring to shield her from Charlotte's angry gaze. quote:
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quote:Now I'm a creepy old guy! But if I were younger GOD drat IT I would profess my love for her! If I'd known she had a boyfriend before I met her, he would have died in her arms! If I'd seen she was in a relationship before I was brought in, I would have beaten him to death! I'm just a man, so maybe it's because I still don't feel any different than the average white man! But even with that being said, do you really feel like a scary old creep when you are 55?
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Sort of related to this thread: Today I learned there's a Twitter bot based on the same GPT-2 language model as Talk To Transformer that generates @dril tweets. The results are astounding, genuinely indistinguishable from the real thing. https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/ To think that AI has mastered shitposting. What a world we live in.
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quote:They made braun stroman do a booty dance. Wwe says u know a booker w/ a gun, you know a skin guy w/ a gun, you know a cover man w/ a gun, u know a wrestler w/ a gun. You know a wrestler w/ a gun. That's a busy planet.
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"What is a fist fight?" asked Jerry "The King" Lawler as Raw went off the air. The description is what is on your TV, hear it. The incident is only referred to as a "fist fight" in a script that is then just repeated on the air. What if I told you that a bunch of WWE Superstars were afraid to come out of the WWE locker room for almost 5 days after a "fist fight" was filmed on Thursday? And what if it was a huge story on WWE Monday Night Raw that night? In honor of my cashed-up, sober Friday night, I got on my nose. A lot. To quote the great G.O.A.T. – "What you ___ Welp, I guess that answers that question.
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extradite THIS! posted:Sort of related to this thread: Today I learned there's a Twitter bot based on the same GPT-2 language model as Talk To Transformer that generates @dril tweets. The results are astounding, genuinely indistinguishable from the real thing. Holy poo poo this is good. I guess it helps that dril often makes no sense himself, so you really can't tell it's a robot
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quote:Vince scribbled another idea onto his yellow notepad. Otis dances on a rope, triumphant. "We just did it." quote:This ladders match has an exciting new ending! First you drop the man who hates you, then he drops you. Whichever guy doesn't win falls into the volcano. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 02:53 on May 11, 2020 |
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quote:Becky Lynch announced that the championship had been in the money in the bank briefcase that night. Some other notable items that had been in the briefcase were more than $12,000 in cash, a diamond ring, a "Sandy" watch with a silver and black pendant, a watch pocket bracelet (presumably different from the one Sandra knew the man had), a diamond and diamond engagement ring, a matching round gold and blue crystal necklace (presumably of a different type), and a nearly identical copy of a framed picture of the Broncos in Denver. Beyond the dollar bills, the briefcase also held a multi-colored travel insurance plan and various other items. And there were an unusual amount of birth certificates, licenses, passports, bus tickets,
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This week on WWE Raw, Vince McMahon came to the ring and announced that Brock Lesnar would be taking over as The Game's manager. As the announcement was made, Braun Strowman had just been interviewed, as The Game entered the WWE with the train and Blackjack Ladder that he stole from Bray Wyatt. A few days later, at the Performance Center, Bray Wyatt was interviewed and made a very cryptic promise. During his interview with The Truth About Us, Bray admitted that he was working with The Game to help him land his next win, which Bray ultimately failed to accomplish during the coming weeks. However, Bray claimed that he still wants to do a specific thing: kill Vince McMahon.
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Asuka came to the ring to confront Becky Lynch. Becky Lynch then opened up the briefcase to show Asuka a $3 million check, a promissory note for 3 WrestleMania title belts, and a handwritten note from her father. However, not only did Asuka not take the money, but she also denied her father an interview and as she left the ring, they had a confrontation where Asuka accused her father of embezzling money from various businesses and would never work for her again. The heels eventually got the upper hand on Kenny Omega until Damascus (the new Matt Hardy) emerged from the ice. He hit Chris Jericho with a golf cart. Then he hit Sammy with a golf cart. Then he hit Eric Young with a golf cart. Then he hit Daniel Bryan with a golf cart. Then he hit Mark Henry with a golf cart. Then he hit Luke Harper with a golf cart. Then he hit Samoa Joe with a golf cart. Then he hit AJ Styles with a golf cart. Then he hit William Regal with a golf cart. So yeah, pretty cool. Codependent Poster fucked around with this message at 16:45 on May 12, 2020 |
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HHH is also known as The Cerebral Assassin The Game The King of Kings The rear end-Kicker The Creator The Destroyer The Assassin The All-Wise The Fool The rear end-Killer The Soul-Killer The Dream-Killer The Blade The Child Killer The House of the Scorpion The Master The Seven-Dead The Infernal Beauty The Maker The Avenger The King of Death The Cannibal The Assassin The Sorcerer The Destroyer The Maker The Dark Lord The One-Way Trap The Undying Monster The Doctor (GOTY Edition) The Master of Death The White Queen
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quote:Shocking events on AEW Dark when Jimmy Havok got his spine shattered in a bone-breaking collision with Scorpion from a breathtaking dive. Whether it's a personal tragedy or the abrupt loss of his body's most desirable part, Havok comes out of this out of his league, transformed into someone completely different. If only he could find a way to walk away from the wreckage of this one, Havok would finally be free to fight his old foes on his own terms. Despite all of the difficulties in finding his new confidence, Havok still gets the better of Viper when they finally have a chance to talk. Hearing about how a man like Havok, with his heart just as big as his muscles, could come from nowhere and become the Thunder god, he is quote:Seth Rollins quest to embarrass himself in front of as many people as possible had hit a snag when his girlfriend tried to put him up for a free hotel stay. Unfortunately for Seth, Jericho found out and immediately showed up. In a sight to behold (or should I say a sight to hell) confrontation, the two swapped insults, hit each other with brass knuckles, and eventually stuck three fingers up to each other. Somehow, they were able to keep this from showing up on TV.  reignofevil fucked around with this message at 05:04 on May 13, 2020 |
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quote:It was wednesday. Evil Uno of the Dark Order knew exactly what this meant. Yelping at the cold darkness, his eyes slitted to black. quote:Evil Uno was tasked with solving some "serious issues" so he instructed his son on how to use a video game, but their "problem solved" scenario only lead to an Uno being imprisoned for crimes committed by his son. quote:The Dark Order had a secret plan. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 21:33 on May 13, 2020 |
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quote:Kris Statlender eyed the ropebuckle with the grim determination of someone about to do a gigantic vertical flip by running up the ropes and landing behind the people pursuing her. How long had she been falling? Not very long. And she was soon floating, drifting against the ropes, past the inside of the cage and feeling the final drops of wind. quote:Pineapple Pete, though he had once had many other names such as Kid-N-Play, Dead Man's Draw, Teddy Bear Waltz, Temptress Bob, Mr. International, Merry Man, Evil Sensation, Romeo on the Side, Inventor of the World, and Insect Plant-Man, he had never paid the slightest bit of attention to these alter egos. quote:Chris Jericho owned the inner circle but they were sometimes a liability, and he would turn on them, you have to remember, in the way that he always would. They started trying to run things without him, as soon as he got hurt they started trying to run things without him. By the time he got hurt the company was going downhill. By then, in my opinion, the best creative genius we had, Kurt Angle, wasn't around, they brought out nobody. Jarrett is a very good talent. All of a sudden he was a big star on a show, all of a sudden he's a big star on a show. It's just the opposite. Things happen in a hurry when you're growing. WWE over the last couple of years have been quote:Matt Hardy, sometimes known as Damascus, struck out in battle for more than a decade as he perfected his hitting. After overcoming a gruesome leg injury and being pulled from a brief appearance on "Tough Enough," Hardy secured his longtime home at the Boys Ranch, where his mother was working as an instructor. Hardy had to wear heavy booties. When he came home he was frequently greeted by a janitor who tried to hustle him to sign off on his work. Sometimes, Hardy liked the odds. He'd sneak in 10-yard throws when the Boys Ranch ran the baseball program off campus, and the schedule demanded he practice when he was home on weekends. With a wife and two kids he usually was in the class. He took his TV and movie watching quote:MJF is better than you and you know it but there is actually a long list of things MJF is better than you at he is better than you at filing his taxes he is better than you at helping others he is better than you at being a good student he is better than you at being a good businessman he is better than you at winning games he is better than you at making your friends remember your birthday he is better than you at winning that contest he is better than you at your job he is better than you at looking up pictures of horses on the Internet he is better than you at screwing in a light bulb that is on but can't be turned on he is better than you at using Mockingjay to remind you of things you did quote:Bray Wyatt had locked John Cena away in his Firefly Funhouse and rewritten history. But he could not rewrite Braun Strowman's fist. Or Luke Harper's yodel. Or Roman Reigns' icicle gauntlets. quote:Mick Foley had a special announcement about Dr. Britt Baker. He liked her job. He liked her moves. He was ready to like her smile. Sure, the sister of baby trains was always the better grappler, and she got a kick out of loping with only one leg and pushing off with the other, but she was a hardcore athlete who didn't give a flying crap about your D-a-y-o-l-i-t-y, Steve Kizer-like comments on what "real jiu jitsu" was. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 03:22 on May 14, 2020 |
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quote:Johnny Gargano and Candice LaRae ate dinner and talked poo poo about other members of the roster. It got pretty weird after that. Then when it was announced Gable, Lesnar, and Cappie Pondexter would be holding their fans over until they could come back after WrestleMania, Rusev decided to come by. quote:The Viking Raiders met the Blue Collar Solid Heavy Machinery in a new kind of match, the Viking Raiders beat Blue Collar, using archer puppets to manage the heavy machinery, and beating them down with the Vikings' own steam-driven ship. The steam ship, with its armament of flamethrowers, rockets, missiles and the Kraken weapon, could sweep the surface of a planet in an instant, destroying any enemy; the Heavy Machinery could not match this, and in the space of ten seconds it was sent to its doom. As they turned away in a running retreat, one Viking Raider jumped on the Blue Collar ship, while the rest left the planet's surface. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 06:33 on May 14, 2020 |
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reignofevil posted:It was wednesday. Evil Uno of the Dark Order knew exactly what this meant. Yelping at the cold darkness, his eyes slitted to black. 
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quote:Vince McMahon had several things written on his yellow legal pad. He had wrestlers the fans wanted to see. He hated them all. He had written several new topics for the upcoming matches and told the staff about the ones that he was currently writing down. One of them was what would happen to Mideon Michaels once the WWE Universe realized that he and his father were responsible for bringing a fae back to life. His latest topic of interest, though, was how he and Maven were going to take this whole angle and turn it to their advantage, outsmarting and outworking everyone.
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"Asuka should have spat green mist in Becky's face," opined CM Punk. "I said it all about her. I know we've got their number; I know we've got their phone numbers." According to Punk, he will be performing a backstage segment with the former WCW world heavyweight champion, which will air this Saturday. Backstage segment with CM Punk! On Sat. will air live from the Hammerstein Ballroom. #WWENetwork — Paul Heyman (@PaulHeyman) September 23, 2013 Becky Lynch has returned to the ring on Raw tonight! And here's what she has to say to her opponent: "I'm hoping we keep up the pace, because I am a water bear --- Weird how little Becky being a water bear comes up on television.
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quote:Are you ready for a good time? The chorus echoed in the empty building. Bray Wyatt was ready for a good time but The Fiend was not.
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quote:Charlotte, a heel, did a heel promo. Bayley, another heel, came out and did a heel promo on her. Charlotte, a heel, sang a little song about heel gimmickry and she did it to the crowd. Charlotte went on to the next match. The full title match involved Charlotte defeating Becky Lynch with the Charlotte Lock. Charlotte didn't give a speech the entire match. Becky Lynch had a very solid match. Charlotte won with a "Best in the World" chant.
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Sami Zayn was stripped of the belt for the crime of masturbating with it backstage in an attempt to find inspiration, according to Mojo Rawley of WWE. After being sent to the back by WWE, Zayn insisted that the "perfect" belt never existed, so that meant nothing to Zayn, who performed "a phenomenal evil dance" before the match and stood over it saying, "that was the only way you'd feel good with the belt." When WWE officials objected to his ruse, Zayn ended up facing John Cena. Later, he stripped the belt from the cage on his second to last opponent, Daniel Bryan, though not before Bryan planted the belt on him for good measure.
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reignofevil posted:Brock is dead and standing behind them. Thanks for giving away the ending to the next cinematic match, jerk!
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quote:The Viking Raiders and the Street Profits competed in a number of unlikely sports. Basketball, Axe Throwing and a game of Blackpool Football were all played, but what really stood out was the Muggle pinball. The game looked fun and had good balls, which made it all the more impressive when the heavy drunks at the club started to "let it fly". Thanks to the inept anti-gambling staff and the fact that it was mainly played with live rockets rather than the poorly-constructed 'Quidditch' pinball, it was one of the most popular video games at the club.
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Talk to Triple Hquote:It was WWE's worst match yet! What's your best match
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quote:Edge was the better man. Randy was the better wrestler. They decided to see who was the better at eating pie. They finished the whole pie. They added another slice to the basket and now it was up to anyone to eat the last one or the whole pie to get the pin. They finished one slice and said they had to put the rest of the pie in the cooler for when it's done. Then, with this last slice of pie in the cooler, Randy attempted to eat all of it.
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