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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
lo, I have seen the things to come: on April 1st 2020, the price of bitcoin shall reach $666,000, and at that moment it shall come to pass that all the faithful hodlers shall be caught up into the sky and taken to the moon, and the dollar shall be cast down, and the antisatoshi hurled into the lake of fiat. repent ye therefore, for the end is nigh

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
would the anti satoshi have no teeth whatsoever or some form of anti teeth

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
the antisatoshi constantly consumes other people’s teeth

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
free ross

who would pay even one (1) fiat penny for a ross

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

AlbieQuirky posted:

free ross

who would pay even one (1) fiat penny for a ross

:wrong:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

so what in your opinion is the fair market value of a ross?

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

so what in your opinion is the fair market value of a ross?
i pay a portion of my income as protection to men with guns who then keep a monopoly on the supply of ross for themselves. not really a fair market value but I'm sure that value can be calculated.

alternately im sure there are many companies who have figured out the market value of prison labor.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
ross is apparently worth $160 as a source of chemicals, or perhaps up to $45 million if parted out

the editors regret the error

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

AlbieQuirky posted:

ross is apparently worth $160 as a source of chemicals, or perhaps up to $45 million if parted out

the editors regret the error

at first i thought that was a really sad skeleton but then i realised it was just rms

rmskeleton if you will

raspurtin
Apr 18, 2005

"we are building this whole model on the backs of idiots"

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/all/five-charged-alleged-722-million-cryptocurrency-ponzi-scheme-n1099511

lol

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Boxturret posted:

so what in your opinion is the fair market value of a ross?

a ross is mostly water, and we all know what intrinsic value that has

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Soricidus posted:

a ross is mostly water, and we all know what intrinsic value that has

what if we're playing by tank girl rules

or dune

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Soricidus posted:

a ross is mostly water, and we all know what intrinsic value that has
there is a hard cap on the amount of water molecules in the universe and the difficulty to mine it goes way up past a certain point. obviously this means you should go long on water.

water also makes its own rainbow charts that end in gold. checkmate statists.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

CampingCarl posted:

there is a hard cap on the amount of water molecules in the universe and the difficulty to mine it goes way up past a certain point. obviously this means you should go long on water.

water also makes its own rainbow charts that end in gold. checkmate statists.

:wrong:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I've dreamt of bitcoin today.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i have never had a bitcoin dream but i did once dream about tripping over a page of threads that was on the ground like a milkie gif

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
it`s me im moose milkie

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i have never had a bitcoin dream but i did once dream about tripping over a page of threads that was on the ground like a milkie gif

I had at least one bitcoin dream where I stole a bunch of laptops with bitcoins on them and tried to yank them out in a dirty alleyway while naked and eating oatmeal on a bug infested mattress

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lomarf jack

https://twitter.com/jack/status/1204766085037248512

what if twitter but blockchain

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i feel that once something has been around for a decade people should stop referring to it as new

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
My dream bitcoin was on a flash drive. And I nonchalantly dropped it into a rubbish bin. Don't remember much else, but I consider it a good sign for bitcoin.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
The other day I dreamed that I was wearing an insanely long tie that was way below my belt, and I went to the toilet and it dipped in the toilet and touched the turds, and I was mad that my tie got dirty. Can someone PLEASE tell me how the content of my dream is good for bitcoin because I have been thinking so hard about this and Twitter was VERY unhelpful

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Hammerite posted:

The other day I dreamed that I was wearing an insanely long tie that was way below my belt, and I went to the toilet and it dipped in the toilet and touched the turds, and I was mad that my tie got dirty. Can someone PLEASE tell me how the content of my dream is good for bitcoin because I have been thinking so hard about this and Twitter was VERY unhelpful

Time to buy some long bitcoins, imo.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
bitcoinacle jim

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Hammerite posted:

The other day I dreamed that I was wearing an insanely long tie that was way below my belt, and I went to the toilet and it dipped in the toilet and touched the turds, and I was mad that my tie got dirty. Can someone PLEASE tell me how the content of my dream is good for bitcoin because I have been thinking so hard about this and Twitter was VERY unhelpful

your tie represents the blockchain. because it is longest, it is the best and truest. but sometimes the burden of that truth is that your tie (blockchain) touches some lovely water (child pornography)

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

KnifeWrench posted:

your tie represents the blockchain. because it is longest, it is the best and truest. but sometimes the burden of that truth is that your tie (blockchain) touches some lovely water (child pornography)

:hmmyes:

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

Hammerite posted:

The other day I dreamed that I was wearing an insanely long tie that was way below my belt, and I went to the toilet and it dipped in the toilet and touched the turds, and I was mad that my tie got dirty. Can someone PLEASE tell me how the content of my dream is good for bitcoin because I have been thinking so hard about this and Twitter was VERY unhelpful

hosed up that you dreamed about being trump

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

hosed up that you dreamed about being trump

"dream"

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
trump in the ovular office:"It's so weird sometimes I have a dream about posting on some awful forum..."

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



KnifeWrench posted:

your tie represents the blockchain. because it is longest, it is the best and truest. but sometimes the burden of that truth is that your tie (blockchain) touches some lovely water (child pornography)

fyi if you can do this off the top of your head and need some walking around money you can set up shop as a psychic

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Boxturret posted:

trump in the ovular office:"It's so weird sometimes I have a dream about posting on some awful forum..."

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
obviously you're dreaming about touching the poop, but in a businesslike manner

in the meantime, fresh poop! NY AG responds to Tether's lovely appeal, and Tether responds with a lovely "nuh-uh!!" document! I wrote 'em up, so there.

kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

surprise, when you don't have a case you keep saying "but but oag is mean" which really doesn't pass muster

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
bitfinex sure does use some interesting arguments there, like "no one has the right to tell us not to run a fractional reserve" and "everyone who gets involved with cryptocurrency already understands that this poo poo is unregulated and that they could lose all their money at any time. that's just how poo poo works in cryptoland; don't try to hold us to a higher standard than that" :thunk:

...! fucked around with this message at 07:48 on Dec 14, 2019

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
I am in fact a boat not subject to laws of man

Boody
Aug 15, 2001
BBC reporting that lawyers for Quadriga users want to exhume Gerard Cotten, wonder if he has a bird bath for a headstone - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-50751899

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
tbf i can see a strong argument for exhuming his corpse to put it on trial

wonder if cotten replaced the body with two pillows and a balloon with a smiley face drawn on it

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh there's a new bitcoin thread, good

i found this dude i would like to share with y'all. he was the topic of an awful link of the day waaay back in 2008 which is how I found him. he's still there, still making boring-rear end christian comics, but with bitcoin!

https://joechiappetta.blogspot.com/



quote:

Easy Computer Living is rare digital art on MakersPlace by Joe Chiappetta.

I set out to draw a comic that is fun, retro-stylish, semi-smart, yet also with powerful hidden depths. Let’s thrown in some social commentary, and irony too. So join me in a grand toast to easy computer living!

POWERFUL HIDDEN DEPTHS

he also makes... whatever the hell this is:



and of course he goes on long rants about how it would be great if people combined blockchain, videogames and art (as in, his art, only art that has been approved to comply with "FCC moral standards")

quote:

Soon it will not be enough to just collect art, or view art. The rising population of digitally native people will want to experience new adventures with their favorite art. Games can provide the perfect vehicle for such art. Imagine a virtual game where collectors shoot at each other's avatars while holding defensive shields that take the form of particular pieces of their art collection. Perhaps the art remains digitally scarred for a week before reverting back to its original appearance. The winner of the game could receive new rare digital art from an artist. Or perhaps the winner could receive a piece of the defeated collector's art.

Or imagine a virtual 3-D world where you--as an avatar--walk through digital galleries that display art on virtual walls that prompt you to discover new art by solving mysteries or riddles. All sorts of gamified incentives can be coded into this realm. Perhaps the more artwork of other artists that you share about on social media, the more points you receive that can be traded in for new artworks. Another option is that members of this 3-D virtual art world can earn new gallery wall space to exhibit their own collections as they complete certain online games or tasks.

As you can quickly see, such experiences are well-suited for building memorable interactions, and they are exactly what is needed to keep art more relevant as a highly valued item in our fast-paced, attention-competitive society. Therefore to the galleries, curators, artists, and collectors, I pose this question as a challenge;
To build a more vibrant future, how will you gamify your corner of the art world today?

gently caress that last loving line :barf:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

there's also this one that's basically him explaining that his stupid digital rare art marketplace of choice is down and that's fine and normal and you should just be happy and accept it:

https://joechiappetta.blogspot.com/2019/10/cryptoart-shrugged-blockchain-delay-strategy.html

quote:

Remember also some related facts of development.
  • The Internet was quite fragmented at its inception. In fact, many sites only worked in certain browsers. Many computers did not even have a web browser. The first web browser was created in 1990, yet it took at least 8 years before the Web Standards Project started to push for the Internet to have clear standards for web browsers.
  • While Bitcoin went live in 2009, it took another 6 years before anyone could issue rare digital art on top of Bitcoin (through Counterparty).
  • With Ethereum launching in 2015, it was not until over 2 years later that anyone could issue rare digital art through Ethereum.
  • Launched in 2018 as a faster blockchain with no transaction fees (unlike Bitcoin and Ethereum), major rare digital art markets on the EOS blockchain (such as pixEOS) will not go live until the later portion of 2019.

With these things in mind, the "urgent" feeling of disappointment or even frustration when delays bump through new technologies are--in most cases--not cause for alarm at all. It's all relative, and just a normal part of the development process. In other words, that's life; shrug it off.

sure this sucks, but consider this: these other things suck too :smug:

luckily he lists several things you can do while you wait for it to come back up:

quote:

Rare Digital Art Downtime Game Plan
  • Think of more relevant tags and text to add to your existing artwork.
  • Re-share previously released, yet unsold art on social media.
  • Look around the web to see if this art would be good as a new submission for a contest or exhibition (which could get you extra publicity).
  • Let existing collectors know from you by direct message that you will soon be coming out with a new piece, and you can give them an exclusive preview.
  • Write a full article on your blog where your newly released artwork will serve as the main illustration, thus giving the artwork a wider potential audience.
  • Add that design to a merchandising site so fans can order it on t-shirts, phone cases, and more.
  • Review and revise pricing on your previously released unsold artworks.
  • Ask a colleague to post a review of your existing work.
  • Catch up on the necessary accounting work associated with your businesses so it does not all pile up.
  • Study what people who are more successful than you are doing.
  • Become a rare digital art collector.
  • Make related art, thus creating a cohesive series.
As anyone can imagine, the list of useful, professional, and forward-moving tasks that can be done during unexpected delays are quite involved and productive, in-and-of themselves. More could easily be added to this list as well. Those in the crypto-art field long enough know too well that a strategy to manage blockchain delays is simply a good thing to have.

my favorite is "study what people who are more successful than you are doing" :allears:

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

also poetry, i guess???

https://joechiappetta.blogspot.com/2019/07/blind-demon-of-crypto-art.html

quote:

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art
The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants to be worshiped.
He wants you to think that you need to be worshiped too.
He wants you to think that crypto art will solve most of the world's problems.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants you to make blockchain your new religion.
He wants you to think that cryptocurrency leaders are uniquely qualified to save the world.
He wants you to think that economic revolution will happen any minute now.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art is very attractive and entirely compelling.
He goes by many names, including Art on the Blockchain Demon, Rare Digital Art Demon, Digital Goods Demon, Non-Fungible Token Demon, Tokenized Art Demon, Crypto-Collectible Demon, Rare Digital Assets Demon, Blockchain Art Demon; the list goes on.
Yet regardless of the remarkable innovation this creature so boldly associates himself with, never forget; he is a demon.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants you to think that your art will last forever.
He wants every crypto artist to believe that collectors will gladly buy most of their creations.
He wants you to think that cryptocurrency will last forever.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants you to think the market is not flooded.
He wants you to live for art and not the demands of responsible reality.
He wants you to check the prices of cryptocurrency at least twice a day--every day.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants you to think that Internet acquaintances love you deeply.
He wants you to serve cryptocurrency and art with equal passion.
He wants you to only be happy if a collector buys your rare digital art.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art wants you to love cryptocurrency and art instead of loving people.
He wants to be your closest relationship.
He wants you to sell your soul, and he gladly takes payment in all all kinds of crypto.

The Blind Demon of Crypto Art is wrong.
He is not your friend.
He is your enemy.

i'm the Non-Fungible Token Demon

e:

quote:

The Short, Blunt Answer: What Do I Own When I Buy Rare Digital Art?

It's nothing you can touch.
Your purchase helps fuel a crypto crazy creative market ecosystem.
You bought into a crazy risk with the potential for crazy rewards that can just as easily drop to zero in value or go sky high.
You own cryptocurrency with a pretty face.
A unique crypto token is what you own; the art is what you see.

"it's nothing"

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Dec 14, 2019

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