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When I was a little boy my very lispy gay grandfather gave me, in front of my whole Mother's side of the family, a pair of battery operated boys underwear with a Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer with a big red light up nose at the crotch part. When the button was pressed it would play the Rudolph Christmas jingle while the nose flashed. I chuckled to myself. This is clearly a gag gift. Imagine my shock and horror when my family actually expected little ol me to model this monstrosity. And I did. They accused me of being rude if I didn't show gratitude for my gift. I paraded myself around my whole family with my blinky crotch. It was the second most flamboyant Christmas I ever had. What about you, goons?
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That's so hosed up
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Dec 14, 2019 05:34
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Sid Vicious posted:That's so hosed up
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Dec 14, 2019 05:38
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Do u still have them can u mail them to me
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Dec 14, 2019 05:42
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Found vid of the OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ryaEWIMuY
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Dec 14, 2019 06:00
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Grandma got me a genesis instead of super nintendo
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Dec 14, 2019 06:01
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I got finger paints when I was 12 because my much older cousins knew I liked art.
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Dec 14, 2019 06:03
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My brother gave me 6 used computer fans. Not for christmas but as a wedding present to my wife and I. He is rather uncouth.
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Dec 14, 2019 06:08
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When I was in the equivalent of junior high school one of my classmates gave me the mag Heavy Metal, which had an elf or something in a skimpy rear end-showing outfit on the back. Thanks man, appreciate looking like a giant dork and also pervert in front of my extended family.
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Dec 14, 2019 06:09
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Sid Vicious posted:That's so hosed up Jokes on them, my family is all dead lol!!
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Dec 14, 2019 06:12
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Classmate's brother asked for Bully on PS2 and their dear family got him The Ant Bully (on PS2)
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Dec 14, 2019 06:39
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ANUSTART posted:Classmate's brother asked for Bully on PS2 and their dear family got him The Ant Bully (on PS2) Lol
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Dec 14, 2019 06:40
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one time my grandma bought me a radio walkman that had a mono headphone. it was cool and unexpected but i lost it somewheres in my parents house
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Dec 14, 2019 07:27
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Me and my brother each got this shirt from Grandma one year
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Dec 14, 2019 11:09
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you broke my grill posted:Grandma got me a genesis instead of super nintendo Chrs posted:Me and my brother each got this shirt from Grandma one year
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Dec 14, 2019 11:25
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every year I would get big, beautiful lump of the finest coal for christmas, until one year for some dumbass reason I got a video console called "gayboy" or something. Screw you mom, I want my coal
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Dec 14, 2019 12:25
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My grandma gave me a fancy metal pen, it was like a Parker I think. I was maybe 12. I never used it, it just sat in its fancy box. I’m not sure why a 12 year old needs an executive pen, I liked to draw and it was useless for that.
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Dec 14, 2019 17:13
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when I was a kid my mom got me my little brother for my birthday. maybe not the worst or most embarrassing and certainly not unexpected, but certainly the most expensive to maintain
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Dec 14, 2019 17:22
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A minecraft pickaxe. I was 25.
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Dec 14, 2019 17:31
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A sweater with a big American flag on the chest when i was 11 or 12. This did not happen in America.
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Dec 14, 2019 18:11
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I asked my in-laws for a gift card that I could use to buy new clothes for the job I was starting in January. They bought me a power shovel instead.
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Dec 14, 2019 18:13
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When I was 12 my grandparents got me an emergency auto escape hammer.
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Dec 14, 2019 18:15
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Straight White Shark posted:When I was 12 my grandparents got me an emergency auto escape hammer. Never too young for a little smash and grab
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Dec 14, 2019 18:25
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I got a Live Nudes neon sign from my uncle.
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Dec 14, 2019 18:39
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When I was 12 I got axe deodorant from my grand parents. I was too embarrassed to show what I got for the whole family. I guess I smelled bad maybe? Another Christmas my grand mother gave me a hideous porcelain hand, thanks!
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Dec 14, 2019 18:50
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you broke my grill posted:Grandma got me a genesis instead of super nintendo My grandpa gave me megabloks instead of legos
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Dec 14, 2019 18:55
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azurite posted:I got a Live Nudes neon sign from my uncle. uhhh that's amazing
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Dec 14, 2019 18:55
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When i was 12 or so, my aunt knew i liked Star Wars and she got me a terrible episode I themed book + tape sing-along / learn to read thing clearly intended for 6 year olds
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Dec 14, 2019 18:59
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Chrs posted:Me and my brother each got this shirt from Grandma one year I've got stack of edgy Hot Topic shirts from the early 00s in the back of my closet somewhere, I wish I'd gotten that shirt instead.
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Dec 14, 2019 19:16
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alnilam posted:When i was 12 or so, my aunt knew i liked Star Wars and she got me a terrible episode I themed book + tape sing-along / learn to read thing clearly intended for 6 year olds Holy poo poo yoy just reminded me that my grandparents got me a similar epiaode 1 themed book, but you could pay the company to put a kids name in there instead of kid vader, it was bad
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Dec 14, 2019 19:30
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Christmas before I turned 18 my parents got me luggage. Time to move out lol
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Dec 14, 2019 19:48
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Wasn't me but a cousin is a golf course superintendent and nana got her a joke hat that said "Balls Deep" on it because it had a picture of a golf ball and had no idea what it meant
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Dec 14, 2019 19:55
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Old people know, it's just that their ways of loving with us are so refined and layered that we mistake it for ignorance or senility
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Dec 14, 2019 20:06
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A used Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo DVD.
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Dec 14, 2019 20:47
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At 14, with dyed hair, band t shirt, studded jacket etc, fully in my punk/goth phase; a set of Disney princess themes board games, so I "could start a family game night!" At 15, a gift card for a gas station that they took back when they realized I didn't drive yet. And that was the only gift. I quit going to family Christmas after that.
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Dec 14, 2019 21:04
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Sid Vicious posted:That's so hosed up
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Dec 14, 2019 21:29
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Eh
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Dec 14, 2019 21:46
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One of my family's favorite movies when I was a kid was "Captain Ron" and the stupid rich and extremely stupid family of the woman my grandfather was married to got us a VHS copy of Captain Ron, recorded off TV onto a several times used VHS. Like, what the gently caress lol
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Dec 14, 2019 22:16
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Rich people don't get rich buying new captain ron videotapes all willy nilly You just reminded me. I think the PS2 was out by this point. I had a cokehead aunt who bought a PS1 game that was just called "boxing", no other info that I can recall except that the characters were all chibi style anime dudes. I've never been able to find the disc or anyone else online acknowledging it. e: found it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPBEcJKSrBw&t=1905s Matryoshka SexDoll fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Dec 14, 2019 |
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When I was 16 my grandmother got me an almost full set of 30 year old thrift store golf clubs in a bag that had been mostly chewed apart by mice. I had never expressed any interest in golf and had absolutely no knowledge of how it was played, but due to this generous gift my parents forced me to attend tryouts for the school team that spring. I did not have any golf balls or even know what golf tees were. It was pretty embarrassing due to all the other kids knowing what they were doing, actually wanting to be there, and having equipment that didn't obviously belong in a dumpster. It turned out alright when the coach told me not to come back after the first day.
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