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Krankenstyle posted:hitchens was evangelical atheist numero uno, just look to richard dawkins's terrible twitter to see what a living hitchens would be like If nothing else it would be funny to see Mr. "Women Are Incapable of Being Funny" being dunked on by women on Twitter repeatedly.
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gently caress the law im hilarious PHIZ KALIFA posted:ive never shidded without pissong, how does one accomplish this feat PHIZ KALIFA posted:swinging from a rope tied to my bathroom fan just projectiling fluids around the walls of my bathroom at an approximate height of three feet (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:gently caress the law im hilarious blatman posted:I don't like this new tarzan HBO miniseries
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:hnnnnnngh gepetto help i'm trying to become a real boy but i'm dummy thicc and the clap of my wooden asscheeks keeps bedeveling me with whale attacks
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Krankenstyle posted:everything builds tolerance, though sometimes its purely in your head. even salt or sugar will dampen your taste after a while so you need more next time Yeah but LSD tolerance is a lot faster. As in, if you do a tab, within hours taking another tab would do pretty much nothing.
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Krankenstyle posted:hitchens was evangelical atheist numero uno, just look to richard dawkins's terrible twitter to see what a living hitchens would be like Hitchens was definitely better at being a scathing rear end in a top hat in his writing, though, which is why I said what I said. I would have loved to see him absolutely excoriate Kissinger. He was also better at admitting he was wrong. Dawkins is great as a science educator and writer, although even his books about evolution drop the occasional "lol god-botherers are dumb" jab. River Out of Eden and The Ancestor's Tale are both pretty great books. He should not be writing about religion. Hitch wasn't an apologist for child molestation like Dick Dorkins, there's also that Absurd Alhazred posted:If nothing else it would be funny to see Mr. "Women Are Incapable of Being Funny" being dunked on by women on Twitter repeatedly. I don't actually like Hitchens, I just think it would have been entertaining to see him tear Kissinger a new one and get the  types all riled up only to dismiss them
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Yeah but the correct answer would have been to have Kissinger die sooner rather than have Hitchens live longer.
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Araenna posted:Yeah but LSD tolerance is a lot faster. As in, if you do a tab, within hours taking another tab would do pretty much nothing. the therapeutical index i think its called is different from tolerance. therapeutical index is (going back to the salt/sugar metaphor) when you can keep putting it in water but at some point the water will be saturated and the rest of the salt/sugar will just drift to the bottom tolerance is your body or mind becoming used to and even dependent on a thing. like getting euphoric too much can make your hypothalamus stop producing endorphins (idk the words you get it also i am fat, and sassy Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 05:18 on Dec 15, 2019 |
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Lagomorphic posted:Yeah but the correct answer would have been to have Kissinger die sooner rather than have Hitchens live longer. Kissinger won't die until someone finds and destroys his phylactery.
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One time, I read an article interviewing seniors at the Savoy Tea Room about what they were wearing and fashion in general. They had nice photos and people seemed genuinely happy to talk about style. Unfortunately, the article ends with them approaching Kissinger, who immediately says "gently caress OFF." Bitch who cares, your suit ain't poo poo anyways and you look like a mean avocado. Also, I'm glad David Bowie unfell to earth and isn't seeing this poo poo.
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Krankenstyle posted:the therapeutical index i think its called is different from tolerance. The therapeutic index is something else. It’s just the ratio of the deadly dose to the effective dose. If a drug has a TI of ten and the doctor says take one pill, downing ten will kill you, medical intervention notwithstanding.
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i would read any article that ends with telling kissinger to gently caress off e: sorry, misread e2: Platystemon posted:The therapeutic index is something else. It’s just the ratio of the deadly dose to the effective dose. whatever the word is. the point where the effects of a drug stop making you more hosed up and instead just makes the comedown take longer.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:gently caress the law im hilarious Great pissts thank you
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Grouchio posted:Why the hell hasn't anyone brought Nestle before the Hague or it's business equivalent? Deteriorata posted:Also, what is the business equivalent of the Hague? mystes posted:The J.D. Power award for best midsize crime against humanity.
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Don Gato posted:Kissinger won't die until someone finds and destroys his phylactery. What's a lactery
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Phy posted:What's a lactery Nothing much, what's lactery with you?
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Slumfrog posted:I always imagined cumtown was part of the Fury Road landscape. Quite a bit friendlier than most of the wasteland too. I mean, there you are, a chromed up, violently nihilistic skeevoid fanging your War Rig across the red sands from Gastown to the Bullet Farms, a new mob of impractically themed motor enthusiasts trying to murder you every few k's. In fact here's a new bunch of arseholes out of nowhere, nicely turned out in speedos, footy boots and kfc bucket helmets, a monstrous legion of malformed tigers, sketchy wizards and improbable women dancing on the airbrushed flanks of their Sandman panel vans as they swarm maniacally with the apparent aim of being exploded hilariously by your guys and their high yield vaudeville acrobatics. I mean, painted fellas cavorting atop long bendy poles is a belter of an act at the fringe, but what fucko bases a defensive strategy on the ouvre? Mind you, worked but eh.
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Icochet posted:So, 25 handjobs per hour at $10 a pop
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Krankenstyle posted:hitchens was evangelical atheist numero uno, just look to richard dawkins's terrible twitter to see what a living hitchens would be like
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Hitchens was a sexist dink who probably jerked off to his own farts. E: oh, I'm not disagreeing with you! Just want to make that clear!
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:You're thinking of James Joyce That was other people's farts. I was in Dublin just this past weekend, coincidentally!
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The General posted:Star Trek said that TV ends in 2040. Rip. Blistex posted:gently caress! That's only two more seasons of the Venture Brothers.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:That was other people's farts. Catch any good wind?
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:You're thinking of James Joyce I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. JIM
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Hitchens was a sexist dink who probably jerked off to his own farts. Son of Thunderbeast posted:You're thinking of James Joyce Fleta Mcgurn posted:That was other people's farts.
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EorayMel posted:I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. Was this a deleted scene from The Office?
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Dixville posted:Why the gently caress would you shave a husky? thepopmonster posted:Early in the morning? Besesoth posted:Fifteen men on a shaved dog's fur Sorry if it's bad form to quote myself but it was just the setup!
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fuckin lol at the idea of reading too many of my posts. weak rear end eye havin goober prolly all like "aw jeez no thanks jesus i got no room for manna and the nectar of heaven, i filled up on stallone cuts before i headed over!" (stallone cuts are piles of sweaty lunchmeats, veins of tangy mustard, covered over with a glistening skin of sliced deli cheese. its' waht the profs eat)
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Someone’s mad they made an unfunny and bad post It’s ok friend, all my posts are unfunny and bad posts, you’ll get through this
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:fuckin lol at the idea of reading too many of my posts. weak rear end eye havin goober prolly all like "aw jeez no thanks jesus i got no room for manna and the nectar of heaven, i filled up on stallone cuts before i headed over!" Brad Neely? So I said to them “people like you are the reason that God doesn’t talk to us anymore”. Suck loving house cat rat dicks.
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Werong Bustope posted:Much like the cicada, I get the irrepressible urge every few years to make a bunch of white noise for a week or two, then return to lurking hibernation until the cycle begins anew.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Finally a bust in the public square I can really admire
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Krankenstyle posted:i would read any article that ends with telling kissinger to gently caress off I always thought that was tolerance. Either way, that's what I'm referring to with the LSD. It stops making you hosed up within hours.
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Blistex posted:The correct term is "sperm-jacked". mycomancy posted:Sure how else are you gonna get sperm? Blistex posted:Spoken like a true Star Trek fan.
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OMGVBFLOL posted:remember 12 years ago when twitter was just a bunch of the most online people on earth texting each other? imagine trying to describe this series of tweets to someone back then who had no context for any of this. ok so president trump is getting impeached, wait ok lemme back up yeah trump is president, yeah, really lol ok so he's slowly been getting more and more demented, and just shouts into twitter about stuff he sees on fox news. what? oh, yeah, twitter is really popular now, he wasn't even the first president to use it. that was obama. oh, uh, he was a congress guy from chicago and he won in 2008 and hella white people lost their god drat minds, just full on pants-making GBS threads actual-nazi insane. why? oh yeah dude's black, first black president. i know right? thats what we all tought at the time, itms all uphill from here. people legit saying racism is over and stuff. but no there was this confluence of racism and dissatisfaction with the political status quo, and gamergate. oh crap yeah you dont know about gamergate. whoakay so you know how dudes say vile poo poo to women on the internet? yeah that's still huge back then, i know you know. well
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Shear Modulus posted:nerf's main market is me and all my cool friends that you wanted to play with in elementary school. we still hang out and play nerf darts and ride bikes and have pizza parties and you still arent there
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