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Phy posted:I saw the last twilight movie without seeing any of the preceding films or reading the books or nothing, so approached on its own terms it comes across like a wack rear end sci-fi channel superhero movie where no-one's trying really hard but they're still there to get a paycheck, and I guess I kind of appreciated that about it I saw both the first and last one in theaters. I really wasn't feeling the date that I was on, so I had a blast hootin' and hollerin' during the end. I could definitely feel the seething hatred focused on me from the rest of the theater.
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No seriously, that's from the Twilight movies? What the gently caress?
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Taeke posted:No seriously, that's from the Twilight movies? What the gently caress? No this is from the movie https://i.imgur.com/pjFKFvB.mp4 Much better, totally real baby, as anyone with eyes can see.
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Taeke posted:No seriously, that's from the Twilight movies? What the gently caress? The movies aren't very good
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Still showing for me. It's Bella's creepy vampire-baby with all the superpowers so it's unusually intelligent, and the werewolf is already in love with it but promises not to gently caress it until it's old enough, which is probably when it's two because it grows fast?
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Elfface posted:Still showing for me. Seems normal to me, a mangaka.
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Huh, when I clicked on the link Imgur initially said the image wasn't found. Works now. 
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Elfface posted:Still showing for me. By the end of the series I think it's not even a year old and looks 10.
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Reading Hugo's Notre-Dame de Paris right now and it's decent enough but the dude could have used an editor, or a better one, I don't think we needed five different essays about how Gothic architecture owns and how they're ruining Paris by tearing everything down and grumble grumble
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B-but... vampires are (un)dead? How is vampire babby formed?  
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Nenonen posted:B-but... vampires are (un)dead? How is vampire babby formed? I've only seen the movie versions (and only due to Rifftrax making them bearable). My wife, who reads the wikipedia entries and relays the horrible bits to me, tells me that in the books it's explained somewhere that vampire dad was basically no-nut from the time he was turned. I guess he had some century-old swimmers or something on deck. Yes, it's all insane and terrible.
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TVs Ian posted:... vampire dad was basically no-nut from the time he was turned. I guess he had some century-old swimmers or something on deck. What the hell!? That's not how vampire ejaculations work AT ALL!
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Immortal Nut
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Vampires have no blood pressure thus a boner is a physical impossibility im afraid.
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zoux posted:Vampires have no blood pressure thus a boner is a physical impossibility im afraid. Rigor Mortis my dude. La Petit Vie.
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zoux posted:Vampires have no blood pressure thus a boner is a physical impossibility im afraid. Maybe they have some sort of inflation device for boner creation?
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Dec 17, 2019 19:15
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A dick pump is beneath the Dignity of the Lords of the Night
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zoux posted:Vampires have no blood pressure thus a boner is a physical impossibility im afraid. No see, Twilight's sparkly vampires have cells made of stone. They crumble if you hit them hard enough. So they've got stone boners.
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zoux posted:A dick pump is beneath the Dignity of the Lords of the Night But not of the sparkle princes of mid-afternoon
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zoux posted:Vampires have no blood pressure thus a boner is a physical impossibility im afraid. Look, it doesn't have to be blood, just gotta fill it with something. Maybe insects?
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Dec 17, 2019 19:21
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The Rifftrax for the Twilight movies are some of the best work they've done.
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The best vampire media is What We Do In The Shadows (TV series or film) don't @ me
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You guys like that dopamine hit from the different quote colors? I recommend posting about vampire boners.
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DandyLion posted:La Petit Vie. 
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DandyLion posted:La Petit Vie. This is the cutest little joke
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TVs Ian posted:No see, Twilight's sparkly vampires have cells made of stone. They crumble if you hit them hard enough. They're also extremely cold. So I guess you could say that they've got stone cold boners.
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Phlegmish posted:Reading Hugo's Notre-Dame de Paris right now and it's decent enough but the dude could have used an editor, or a better one, I don't think we needed five different essays about how Gothic architecture owns and how they're ruining Paris by tearing everything down and grumble grumble I think grumbling about how Old Paris Was Better is just a French tradition. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhAdxXy6UTs
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You could tell me this was from a syfy original spinoff of sharknado, like "Wolfquake" and i'd 100% believe you.
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That's has to be the most "I'm done with it" looking mo-cap actor I've ever seen.
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I always assumed that one had to be a fake because all the animal motion is added in regardless of the actor, I would love to be wrong though 
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I do have to wonder if anyone really cared about any of those movies beyond a guaranteed paycheck for years.
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Captain Hygiene posted:I always assumed that one had to be a fake because all the animal motion is added in regardless of the actor, I would love to be wrong though edit: might be an artifact of the gifification SLOSifl has a new favorite as of 21:06 on Dec 17, 2019 |
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Pattinson and Kstew are always bashing it and they went on to become actors who make interesting, risky choices in choosing roles, which they probably wouldn't be able to do if they weren't sleeping every night on a bed of Twilight money. The wolf guy, I dunno he was in Jumper or something
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I have a thread reading the Twilight books that’s currently past the 1/4 mark in Eclipse. They’re actually far worse than the movies and the characters are all sociopaths because most of the books are hidden Mormon propaganda that support spousal abuse. “Imprinting” comes from the belief that you choose your soulmate in the pre-existence and are destined to have one true love. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3892383&perpage=40
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Captain Hygiene posted:I always assumed that one had to be a fake because all the animal motion is added in regardless of the actor, I would love to be wrong though It's a stand-in for kristen stewart to pet something physical - It's not a motion capture suit. mocap suits have obvious high-contrast reference points. That suit is just designed to cover him while covering as little additional background as possible.
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