Should Gaj make his own thread This poll is closed. |
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Yes, make a new thread | 6 | 54.55% | |
No, keep things just how they are | 5 | 45.45% | |
Total: | 11 votes |
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SirPablo posted:I'm suddenly very conscious of how not sharp my knives are. Boomers will refuse to add salt or oil to their cooking because it is unhealty, but will eat prepackaged food with 80% or recommended daily allowance of sodium per serving.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:02 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 02:18 |
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Thesaurus posted:very cool, very sane post We are living in very sane times
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:02 |
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CopperHound posted:This thread is now about knives and how boomers don't know how to cook anything that doesn't come in a box or can..
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:03 |
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Thesaurus posted:very cool, very sane post They're having a Heated Activist Moment.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:03 |
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Chomp8645 posted:They're having a Heated CHUD Moment. don't get ratfucked by obvious dipshits
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:16 |
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I asked for a knife sharpener for Christmas. My knives are dull as gently caress.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:19 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:don't get ratfucked by obvious dipshits What?
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:21 |
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Chomp8645 posted:What? Ratfucking is a term used to describe political sabotage or general political fuckery.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:28 |
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Chomp8645 posted:What? the poster you quoted wasn't an activist but someone trying to derail the conversation by exaggerating my correct and responsible ideas to their most reprehensible form.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:33 |
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If there's one thing I learned from the French, it's when you start chopping off rich heads you eventually run out and start chopping off everyone else's heads and then somehow the rich heads get back in power. At least they're different rich heads this time. Framboise posted:I asked for a knife sharpener for Christmas. My knives are dull as gently caress. They make motorized belt fed knife sharpeners that I kind of want. But it's literally a heavy metal motor that's only use is sharpening knives once a year so I'll just sharpen them 'meh' with a wet stone. There's definitely an art to it all that I haven't figured out. Krispy Wafer fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Dec 19, 2019 |
# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:36 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:If there's one thing I learned from the French, it's when you start chopping off rich heads you eventually run out and start chopping off everyone else's heads and then somehow the rich heads get back in power. At least they're different rich heads this time. going to guess you scored poorly on the AP European History final, huh.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:41 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:the poster you quoted wasn't an activist but someone trying to derail the conversation by exaggerating my correct and responsible ideas to their most reprehensible form. Oh ok.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:45 |
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yes, "somehow" the rich got back in power lol
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:46 |
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:going to guess you scored poorly on the AP European History final, huh. Ha! We didn't even have an AP European History class. Our AP US History class occasionally talked about us going over and helping Europe though. hawowanlawow posted:yes, "somehow" the rich got back in power lol Weird how that works out.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:48 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:If there's one thing I learned from the French, it's when you start chopping off rich heads you eventually run out and start chopping off everyone else's heads and then somehow the rich heads get back in power. At least they're different rich heads this time. Framboise posted:I asked for a knife sharpener for Christmas. My knives are dull as gently caress. Spyderco Tri Sharpener. One of the Best $100 Purchases I’ve made. Content: A few weeks ago I was leaving a parking garage and got stuck behind a boomer talking to the remote assistant about how she already paid while trying to insert her credit card receipt into the machine. She refused to listen to his directions, but I think he just lifted the gate for her. She drove through and slowed down to a crawling the hotel parking area, looking at her receipt but still moving. I went around her and moved out onto the road, but became unsure of whether or not I was supposed to go (Halifax has weird 5 way stops). I looked in my mirror and the same lady who wasted 5 minutes of my life was upset (edit: throwing her hands, silently yelling) that I wasted 10 seconds of hers lol Professor Shark fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Dec 19, 2019 |
# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:50 |
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Boomers hate lard but love crisco Boomers hate butter but love margarine Boomers think olive oil is perfect for pan frying
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:57 |
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Thesaurus posted:very cool, very sane post I agree. gently caress the rich.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 18:57 |
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Sentient Data posted:Boomers hate butter but love margarine I asked and received a butter bell for Christmas a few years back. My mom didn't like getting it for me (it was the only thing I actually asked for when they asked), because I should just get the spreadable kind of butter. I like how when you examine those tubs, it's called "buttery spread."
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:09 |
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Sentient Data posted:Boomers hate lard but love crisco Oh god, this, SOO MUCH.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 19:30 |
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Sentient Data posted:Boomers hate lard but love crisco Don’t forget the open tub of used crisco sitting on the counter gathering dust and pet hair!
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 20:05 |
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Crisco has a purpose other than seasoning cast iron?
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:03 |
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Framboise posted:Crisco has a purpose other than seasoning cast iron? It's the boomer replacement for cooking fat because in the 70's and 80's they thought that all fat in food was bad.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:08 |
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Sure, just dump 3/4 cup into a cookie recipe because butter is so unhealthy https://www.crisco.com/recipes/ultimate-chocolate-chip-cookies-2102 E: Holy loving lol that same link posted:You might be tempted to grab some good ol’ butter for this recipe. Resist the urge. Shortening is the key to perfect pie crust, crispy fried food, and fluffy baked goods and frosting.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:09 |
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Iron Crowned posted:It's the boomer replacement for cooking fat because in the 70's and 80's they thought that all fat in food was bad. I know, I was just making a bad joke about how I never see Crisco in recipes anymore and all I've ever used the poo poo for was seasoning my cast iron pans.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:12 |
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My wife's cousin posted some real boomer poo poo on FB about there once being a time when people respected the president and how we need to go back to that time. Then he got all pissy because people in the comments brought up Trump because it had nothing to do with Trump. He's like 30 and full of cop and veteran worship brainworms.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:14 |
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Sentient Data posted:Sure, just dump 3/4 cup into a cookie recipe because butter is so unhealthy https://www.crisco.com/recipes/ultimate-chocolate-chip-cookies-2102 That's only true in the ratios provided in the recipes created by the crisco lobby. Butter isnt a direct substitute, you have to do it differently.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:17 |
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My boomer father is somewhat aware that olive oil isn't the greatest oil for cooking because he has some old bottles of walnut and avacado oil in his kitchen that he never uses
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:24 |
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CopperHound posted:This thread is now about knives and how boomers don't know how to cook anything that doesn't come in a box or can. its fine they only eat one serving/the box.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:49 |
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Leon Einstein posted:My wife's cousin posted some real boomer poo poo on FB about there once being a time when people respected the president and how we need to go back to that time. Obviously he was referring to how the right wing lost their goddamn minds when Obama was elected and started protesting on street corners before he even took office! I too remember those days.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:54 |
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My favorite is when all they have to grease a pan is vegetable oil because butter and olive oil are full of fat and mustn’t be used for any reason. My dad can’t cook an egg to save his life. He’ll cook them on high heat until they’re hard and brown and add no salt because that’s bad for you.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 21:55 |
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ProperGanderPusher posted:My dad can’t cook an egg to save his life. He’ll cook them on high heat until they’re hard and brown and add no salt because that’s bad for you. Jesus this right here. "Who wants eggs?" *sets down what can only be described as a plate of several ripped up strips of 40-year-old weathered baseball leather*
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:02 |
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ProperGanderPusher posted:My favorite is when all they have to grease a pan is vegetable oil because butter and olive oil are full of fat and mustn’t be used for any reason. My uncle did something similar once at a family party. He doesn't like mingling or entertaining or anything, so he instead holes himself up in his dingy uninviting basement and just sits there on his computer or watching TV. In one of his constant efforts to lose weight and live healthier, he came to the dinner table, and instead of getting a proper plate with food, he told my aunt that he'd just fill up this smaller bowl and eat only that. Fine. He then climbed out of the basement five more times with that same drat bowl.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:07 |
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GreatGreen posted:Jesus this right here. My mom's principle is "If it's worth cooking, it's work overcooking", and if she was ever even told of the Malliard reaction, she wasn't listening. She cooked thanksgiving turkey in a crockpot for 12 hours, and then makes soup after throwing away the bones.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 22:50 |
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What's wrong with using olive oil for pan frying?
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:02 |
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Panfilo posted:What's wrong with using olive oil for pan frying? Low smoke point.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:08 |
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Huh. Never had a problem with it but I'm also careful when I cook eggs to keep the heat lower and just spend two more minutes longer making sure they aren't charred and sulfury.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:10 |
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Panfilo posted:Huh. Never had a problem with it but I'm also careful when I cook eggs to keep the heat lower and just spend two more minutes longer making sure they aren't charred and sulfury. It's fine for eggs obviously.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:12 |
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A second fried egg has crashed into the knife derail!
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:14 |
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Cooking eggs you need high heat immediately and then you bring the heat down to medium to medium-low. If you get your pan hot enough before you put your eggs on, you'd probably wind up burning the olive oil so no.. it's not fine for eggs. Just use butter or bacon fat ffs.
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# ? Dec 19, 2019 23:48 |
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Leon Einstein posted:Low smoke point. If your olive oil has a low smoke point, it's not pure olive oil. I use olive oil all the time to caramelize fresh onion in my Instant Pot and have never had a problem. tango alpha delta fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Dec 19, 2019 |
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