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AMISH FRIED PIES posted:if they're sluttybutty in the streets what are they in the sheets? Funwaa 
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Paladinus posted:What the hell is 67??? It's when you blow me twice and I give you two IOUs
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:It's when you blow me twice and I give you two IOUs Christmas is the time for giving you selfish monster! What would Jesus do?
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Solice Kirsk posted:Christmas is the time for giving you selfish monster! What would Jesus do? Hey look at that! A wine spout!
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DandyLion posted:Hey look at that! A wine spout! The fun part of the story is that Jesus didn't turn like a cup of water into wine, he turned three bathtub-sized containers of water into it, and it was GOOD wine after the party was in full swing and they'd be expecting to move onto the plonk.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Christmas is the time for giving you selfish monster! What would Jesus do? The miracle of the fisters and the loads
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The fun part of the story is that Jesus didn't turn like a cup of water into wine, he turned three bathtub-sized containers of water into it, and it was GOOD wine after the party was in full swing and they'd be expecting to move onto the plonk. Touche' Christians, you win this round.
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I like Michael, he's got attitude.
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Friendship ended with bae. Now Harambae is my best friend
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Platystemon posted:The Ishihara generator I found supports only freehand lines of a single thickness, but it does accept image uploads, so I had create the text in an image editor. Legit can't manage the second line, even with resizing and brightness/contrast shenanigans. Unless it's garbage, in which case...good job? Edit: NVM, got it via the thumbnail. Nice.
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saw this at target  edit: "Merry Fart Jacobs" or "Happy Fart Jacobs"?
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InsertPotPun posted:saw this at target you're overlooking the 'Poopsie' tag on the shelf
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Poopsie Slime Suprise is what I have after eating badly.
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I follow the teachings of the blessed prophet Fart Jacobs. Had some real words of wisdom he did.
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aas Bandit posted:Legit can't manage the second line, even with resizing and brightness/contrast shenanigans. You ARE special.
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By popular demand posted:I like Michael, he's got attitude. Donald is intelligent, but humble Drift sideways, kill both 
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InsertPotPun posted:saw this at target "LOL Surprise!" sounds like one of those awful Youtube prank channels
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I'm fascinated that slime & slime production is a thing with kids now.
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The number of things that are gross!!! that were marketed to me between the years of 1985 and 1992 makes me think that kids like gross stuff, such as boogers or farts.
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never forget that somebody made a fortune selling Garbage Pail Kids cards to children
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Radio Paranoia posted:"LOL Surprise!" sounds like one of those awful Youtube prank channels Instead, it's a toy slightly above vending machine grade that generates an incredible amount of packaging waste!
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kiimo posted:never forget that somebody made a fortune selling Garbage Pail Kids cards to children Those were absolutely banned in my house
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That snake got stairs in his house.
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kiimo posted:never forget that somebody made a fortune selling Garbage Pail Kids cards to children My old desk at my parents house is still covered in them.
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ruddiger posted:That snake got stairs in his house. That's a cobra 
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Solice Kirsk posted:Are cobras lizards? technically, all snakes are lizards 
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Drift sideways, kill both Ha ha! You should add that to the image!
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My snake spits fire.
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aas Bandit posted:Legit can't manage the second line, even with resizing and brightness/contrast shenanigans. It’s supposed to be readable only by persons who are colourblind because they can make out smaller differences in luminance without the confounding variable of chroma. I’m not colourblind and I can read it, but I also know what it’s supposed to say. What makes me question it more is that turning my screen greyscale didn’t make it any easier to read.
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Drift sideways, kill both Thank you for repeating the joke.
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zoux posted:The number of things that are gross!!! that were marketed to me between the years of 1985 and 1992 makes me think that kids like gross stuff, such as boogers or farts. Same. I also spent years dumping TMNT ooze on he-man and transformer toys. Everything is just cycles of poo poo from 15-30 years prior.
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Oh look, it's the official United States policy on nuclear weapon deployment.
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Ferrule posted:Thank you for repeating the joke. If the trolley kills everyone is it really a problem?
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Inceltown posted:If the trolley kills everyone is it really a problem? No, it’s a trolley.
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