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RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

SatansOnion posted:

actually, I personally would love to see the long-rumored final match between Hulk Hogan and Vincent Kennedy McMahon-Dammit, in a Last Man Standing Hell in a Cell No Disqualification bout, to be held at high noon in beautiful Riyadh, SaPARTSi AraUNKNOWNa. Add the Undertaker and HHH to this two-and-a-half-hour hardcore epic and I would find myself simply over the moon with the pure and simple joy of being one of The WWE Universe :angel:


I wouldn’t pay money to see it, because :laffo: at giving the McMahons money, but I’d definitely look into piracy

They fight until one of them breaks their hip.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

I decided to follow that and am sad to see that CF never changes


You'd imagine CFers would take more precaution

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
What’s a CF?

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

N. Senada posted:

What’s a CF?

child-free

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

N. Senada posted:

What’s a CF?

Crib Fucker

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

N. Senada posted:

What’s a CF?

Cervical Fauchard

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
You know when you're just like trying to gently caress your crib and a surprise demon shows up? I say stuff like that so much I have to use abbreviations, that's how much I say it.

Captain Jesus
Feb 26, 2009

What's wrong with you? You don't even have your beer goggles on!!

I'm aware (or I assumed so anyway). I just cited it as the source for the Team Fortress mod.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Is that Jonbenet

Weldon Pemberton
May 19, 2012

It's Jojo Siwa, some child star and youtube kid who comes up all the time when I'm trying to search for my favourite japanese animes

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Weldon Pemberton posted:

It's Jojo Siwa, some child star and youtube kid who comes up all the time when I'm trying to search for my favourite japanese animes

Oh poo poo that’s the hair bow girl. My daughter likes her stuff. Yikes.

Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009

Weldon Pemberton posted:

It's Jojo Siwa, some child star and youtube kid who comes up all the time when I'm trying to search for my favourite japanese animes dog-faced boy

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


poo poo. Kinda like the wheels though.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

madeintaipei posted:

poo poo. Kinda like the wheels though.

"Man, pedocar got some fine rims."

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Screaming Idiot posted:

"Man, pedocar got some fine rims."

It's a Tesla. That would be, "Man, pedo-man-car got some fine rims."

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

From the thumbnail I was afraid it was going to be an ahegao car so this is an improvement.

Anyway then I went to see if an ahegao car is a thing and it is.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Postal Parcel posted:

I decided to follow that and am sad to see that CF never changes


You'd imagine CFers would take more precaution

poo poo like this is why I’m tentative to align myself as being child free even though I don’t want kids.

Silly Newbie
Jul 25, 2007
How do I?

CeramicPig posted:

poo poo like this is why I’m tentative to align myself as being child free even though I don’t want kids.

You should probably stay away from that. Not wanting kids is fine. Not liking kids is fine.
Someone acting like they are somehow superior for not wanting kids, because obviously children are a horrible burden that only morons want or like, is gross. Think about people saying the phrase child free like drug free, or sugar free.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

madeintaipei posted:

It's a Tesla. That would be, "Man, pedo-man-car got some fine rims."

Ahem, pedo guy.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Silly Newbie posted:

You should probably stay away from that. Not wanting kids is fine. Not liking kids is fine.
Someone acting like they are somehow superior for not wanting kids, because obviously children are a horrible burden that only morons want or like, is gross. Think about people saying the phrase child free like drug free, or sugar free.

I shouldn’t have used the word align. I’m not someone who acts like a child around children and screams about crotch goblins. I don’t mind children, I just don’t want to own one.

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Knormal posted:

From the thumbnail I was afraid it was going to be an ahegao car so this is an improvement.

Anyway then I went to see if an ahegao car is a thing and it is.


This is porn, right?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Silly Newbie posted:

You should probably stay away from that. Not wanting kids is fine. Not liking kids is fine.
Someone acting like they are somehow superior for not wanting kids, because obviously children are a horrible burden that only morons want or like, is gross. Think about people saying the phrase child free like drug free, or sugar free.

Yeah, "Child Free" is much like "Gamer", insomuch as what it literally describes, (someone who doesn't have/want kids or plays video games respectively), is fine and good. But if you use it in capitals and claim it as part of your identity, then it is a huge red flag that you are a fuckwit.

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrigadierSensible posted:

Yeah, "Child Free" is much like "Gamer", insomuch as what it literally describes, (someone who doesn't have/want kids or plays video games respectively), is fine and good. But if you use it in capitals and claim it as part of your identity, then it is a huge red flag that you are a fuckwit.

I can sympathise, especially with women, as child-free was a pushback and reaction to the incredible social pressure and expectations for women to have children, and that any woman who doesn't want children is a monster that needs to be constantly shamed and pressured into finally doing the only thing they are good for which is being an incubator. If I started off going "I don't want kids" and then got constant abuse for it every day of my life from everyone around me, I'd get really angry and millitant too.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I want kids, just not all the time.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

oldpainless posted:

I want kids, just not all the time.

This is why having friends and/or relatives with kids is great.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


N. Senada posted:

This is porn, right?

It's a picture on the internet. Ask your heart.

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Bobby Digital posted:

This is why having friends and/or relatives with kids is great.

The Uncle/Aunt Gambit.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Being an awesome uncle is one of my favorite things. You want ice cream for dinner? Done, I'm your uncle, what do I care. You want to stay up until midnight playing video games? Done. It's like being the Anti-parent.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

N. Senada posted:

This is porn, right?

If you can jerk off to it, more power to you.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Solice Kirsk posted:

Being an awesome uncle is one of my favorite things. You want ice cream for dinner? Done, I'm your uncle, what do I care. You want to stay up until midnight playing video games? Done. It's like being the Anti-parent.

Being the "cool" aunt is one of my life's joys.

Babby drumsets and bells and stuff for my horde of nieces and nephews when they're four? You betcha.
Gummi worms and chocolate milk for lunch? Yep.
3,000 water balloons to start summer break off right? You god drat right.
Explaining that probability is bullshit in order to give you more homework, because everything is 50/50 (it happens or it doesn't). mmhmmm.
And all the paper and art supplies they could ever want.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Don’t forget a large collection of glitter and glue with a new puppy and kitten for Christmas you monsters.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Don’t forget a large collection of glitter and glue with a new puppy and kitten for Christmas you monsters.

Please don’t glue glitter to puppies or kittens.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Bobby Digital posted:

Please don’t glue glitter to puppies or kittens.

Don’t tell me how to live.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
A puppy with kittens glued to it.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
Glitter becomes microplastic waste in the environment. Glitter is bad, do not buy glitter.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



When you want to destroy the ottomans.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Dick Burglar posted:

Glitter becomes microplastic waste in the environment. Glitter is bad, do not buy glitter.

Counterpoint: It makes fish and sea birds look absolutely fabulous before it kills them.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Flipperwaldt posted:


When you want to destroy the ottomans.

Where were these in 1453?

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