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One More Fat Nerd posted:If you can jerk off to it, more power to you.
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N. Senada posted:This is porn, right? Maybe they're just really hungry & driving past a Burger King. oldpainless posted:I want kids, just not all the time. This is why grandparents love their grandchildren.
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PainterofCrap posted:Maybe they're just really hungry & driving past a Burger King. "I-impossible Whopper, senpai! Feed me that big, hot, non-meat! My jaws are moving on their own!"
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Dick Burglar posted:Glitter becomes microplastic waste in the environment. Glitter is bad, do not buy glitter. Luckily biodegradable glitter exists so you can be free to cover all living beings in glitter without the guilt.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfiwBOQ4WU I feel this ad belongs in here.
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Tashilicious posted:I can sympathise, especially with women, as child-free was a pushback and reaction to the incredible social pressure and expectations for women to have children, and that any woman who doesn't want children is a monster that needs to be constantly shamed and pressured into finally doing the only thing they are good for which is being an incubator. If I started off going "I don't want kids" and then got constant abuse for it every day of my life from everyone around me, I'd get really angry and millitant too. I get the extra implied pressure that I’m pretty much my soon to be mother in laws only hope for a grandkid. Luckily my fiancé and I both don’t want kids but that’s going to be super fun for the rest of her life. My grandmother scolds me for not wanting kids cause she considers it like I’m punishing my mom. Family expectations are the AUG here.
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The last time I hung out with one of my uncles he attempted to guilt me into having kids, saying that I was pretty much the last hope to carry on the family name since my brother is going to be in the mental hospital for the rest of his life and the only other sibling of his generation to have kids is a woman who took her husbands name. I asked him why he couldn't do it and he said "gently caress no I don't want kids, I am getting snipped." I got married and changed my name anyway so even if I have kids it ain't carrying on the name anyhow, I admit to a feeling of satisfaction in that.
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Benny Harvey posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oNfiwBOQ4WU I think this is kinda cool?
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Pustulio posted:The last time I hung out with one of my uncles he attempted to guilt me into having kids, saying that I was pretty much the last hope to carry on the family name since my brother is going to be in the mental hospital for the rest of his life and the only other sibling of his generation to have kids is a woman who took her husbands name. I asked him why he couldn't do it and he said "gently caress no I don't want kids, I am getting snipped." last names are pointless. I took my wife's because i dont like my dad and it was free. However her family appreciated it because we are the only ones have uh... "crib demons" or whatever. Now I got a live-in MtG partner so I'm sure it was all worth it.
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I really like my last name, truthfully, but will gladly take my partner's surname, should such an eventuality arise. Our kids will come pre-loaded with housebroken.dat, though.
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Elviscat posted:I think this is kinda cool? I just imagine all that metal being in my eyes and bleurrrrgh....
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Benny Harvey posted:I just imagine all that metal being in my eyes and bleurrrrgh.... I have 9 permanent stitches in my left eye after a globe puncture, and if it was anything like that, yeah, bleurgh. Cool puppet/cgi though.
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I assume that this was horrible even at the time it was made, right? I don't follow any YouTube celebrities, but I think I had heard of this dude being a creep even before then
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Non Serviam posted:I assume that this was horrible even at the time it was made, right? I don't follow any YouTube celebrities, but I think I had heard of this dude being a creep even before then Came out before the grooming allegations dropped, but that just makes it more AUG.
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Elviscat posted:I think this is kinda cool?
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“Im just a retail drone doing my job” doesn’t work when you are selling snake oil to desperate people who can’t afford real medicine.
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I'm sure there's contexts where it's okay to yell at a retail employee unprompted, but I can't think of any. Edit: okay that'd be one of them.
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Hihohe posted:The McElroys are good people and if turns out one of them is somehow horrible I might not be able to stand this bitch of an earth anymore. Travis McElroy carves skin from the asscheeks of drifters to create the rich vellum he uses to write his blog and Griffin McElroy is actually George W Bush in a mask.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Travis McElroy carves skin from the asscheeks of drifters to create the rich vellum he uses to write his blog and Griffin McElroy is actually George W Bush in a mask. 
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If there's a secret bad McElroy it's not Justin
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Deified Data posted:If there's a secret bad McElroy it's not Justin Justin McElroy is actually a latex man-costume filled with hundreds of thousands of flesh-hungry cockroaches.
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Clint's good people though. Reminds me of my own dad, except without the beatings and untreated Vietnam PTSD.
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Screaming Idiot posted:Justin McElroy is actually a latex man-costume filled with hundreds of thousands of flesh-hungry cockroaches. Secretly not being human is a positive character trait in the Worst Timeline though? E: As is flesh-eating if you stick to the socially acceptable people, the rich.
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Bussamove posted:Secretly not being human is a positive character trait in the Worst Timeline though? He is a golem fueled by centrist liberalism. Someone: The truth... is in the middle. Justin: MY POWER GROWS.
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With the windows rolled up and child locks on. 
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Hmmm yes, I too say I'm going to give someone their own episode of sawbones and start recording before going in to calmly talk to someone about getting their bosses contact info.
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All kidding aside, the McElroys are fun, charming liberals who are very good at performative wokeness.
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You seem upset about people being successful at life by being nice. Again.
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Screaming Idiot is content themselves for this thread.
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all are aug here
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Internet Wizard posted:You seem upset about people being successful at life by being nice. thank god the famous media people have you to stand up for them
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