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Freaking Crumbum
Apr 17, 2003

Too fuck to drunk


StashAugustine posted:

A Jedi survives Order 66, goes crazy and starts trying to resurrect his old comrades to bring down the Empire

oh my god yes please disney make this movie disney+ series

Scionix posted:

Kotor 2 is the best star wars media outside the original trilogy and its a loving janky rear end video game from 2004

a video game writer came up with the most interesting deconstruction of the universe. Lol.

"what if both sides of the force are bad :catdrugs:" is the best star wars media because that bar is buried somewhere near the solid iron core of the earth

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starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
This is the best Star Wars media since the original trilogy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5MTIIou56Y

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Freaking Crumbum posted:



"what if both sides of the force are bad :catdrugs:" is the best star wars media because that bar is buried somewhere near the solid iron core of the earth

It was more complicated than that :saddowns:

Not that both sides were bad and force centrism was good, but that ~the force~ itself was a malignant aspect of the universe and should be destroyed.


Which i think is an interesting way 2 approach star wars, tbh

Scionix has issued a correction as of 03:43 on Dec 21, 2019

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
so was nobody gonna tell me about this

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Centrists

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


Eox posted:

so was nobody gonna tell me about this

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Centrists

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Fascism/Legends

quote:

Fascism played a large role in the creation of the Star Wars trilogy, with the story treatment notes for Star Wars (then-titled The Star Wars) made by series creator George Lucas in 1973 stating, among others, "Theme: Aquilae is a small independent country like North Vietnam threatened by a neighbor or provincial rebellion, instigated by gangsters aided by empire. Fight to get rightful planet back. Half of system has been lost to gangsters[…]The Empire is like America ten years from now[…]We are at a turning point: fascism or revolution".[3]

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

SOMETIME LATER

GEORGE: now that my movie is out I can use it as a platform to spread the truth regarding the necessity of Socialism to the world.
MAN IN SUIT: truuuuue, but if you make the nice toys, there could be a ranch and nine figgirinos in it for you...
GEORGE: nine figgirinos? A man could buy a lot of neck reduction surgeries with that kind of scratch...

The irony is, by the late 90s he stopped getting the surgeries he sold his soul for. Kinda darkly poetic.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUmdwdeqfhU

for someone like me who's only known Movie Bob as a twitter personality, this is the funniest poo poo I've ever seen

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUmdwdeqfhU

for someone like me who's only known Movie Bob as a twitter personality, this is the funniest poo poo I've ever seen

Things like Sonic or the Cats movie makes wtf are people thinking.

Does the upper management at some film production company think they would have a blockbuster on their hands when they signed off to create these films?

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

his intro music? transcendent

Farm Frenzy
Jan 3, 2007

etalian posted:

Things like Sonic or the Cats movie makes wtf are people thinking.

Does the upper management at some film production company think they would have a blockbuster on their hands when they signed off to create these films?

broadway/west end musicals are completely huge among teenage girls on tumblr and poo poo right now and cats was like the hamilton of the 80s so it makes sense from a marketing perspective. taht doesnt explain the visuals though

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

we'd have an objectively better musical culture if Broadway was banned and they could only stage communist Chinese opera

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Bro Dad posted:

Witcher is good but lol the main actor as at least a foot taller than everyone else so it's like he's acting with a bunch of pale, deformed children

Vaguely consistent with the idea that Witcher's are basically fantasy space Marines, just the result of weird experiments that leave them something not entirely human

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Eox posted:

so was nobody gonna tell me about this

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Centrists

i always loved
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Diversity_Alliance

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




etalian posted:

Things like Sonic or the Cats movie makes wtf are people thinking.

Does the upper management at some film production company think they would have a blockbuster on their hands when they signed off to create these films?

I think it's a mistake to assume that anyone in a film production company knows what they gently caress they're doing. These are the people who think that having Mars in the movie title means that it's gonna flop.

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
is mars needs moms on disney plus

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

witcher is fun and better than I expected it to be

coathat
May 21, 2007

Yeah I was expecting it to be very bad but Henry Cavill's powerful gamer spirit is infused in the show

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

if you wouldn’t gently caress hunchback yen then you’re ableist

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

etalian posted:

Things like Sonic or the Cats movie makes wtf are people thinking.

Does the upper management at some film production company think they would have a blockbuster on their hands when they signed off to create these films?

I love when these weird/middlebrow concept movies get a budget. It’s the best and I refuse to believe that there isn’t a cohort of schlock lovers in the studio system, working diligently on people like me’s behalf to get the trashiest, dumbest movies both greenlit and marquee budgets whenever possible.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
They'll never make the SatAM Sonic into a movie and that's a drat shame. I want to see eco-terrorist Freedom Fighter Sonic and friends waging guerilla warfare against fascist dictator robotnik dammit

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

anne rice endorses the netflix witcher
https://twitter.com/AnneRiceAuthor/status/1208439519000682501?s=20

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

we'd have an objectively better musical culture if Broadway was banned and they could only stage communist Chinese opera

If only there were a collectivist musical that did well on Broadway with political commentary applicable in the age of TPMUR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1VDxMe54Og

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

They'll never make the SatAM Sonic into a movie and that's a drat shame. I want to see eco-terrorist Freedom Fighter Sonic and friends waging guerilla warfare against fascist dictator robotnik dammit

comic book sonic blithely shrugging with relief when he learns that the civilian he killed was a meaningless nobody

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

http://twitter.com/narIstrom/status/1208467434996322305

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Freaking Crumbum posted:

oh my god yes please disney make this movie disney+ series


"what if both sides of the force are bad :catdrugs:" is the best star wars media because that bar is buried somewhere near the solid iron core of the earth

Kreia is not objectively correct

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/granitelefty/status/1208431161988530176?s=21

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


:rip: Arthur

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


should have read the next post lol

mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.

as the author of this post, I fully endorse death

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 11 days!)

Le Morte De Author would be a good screen name

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
le petit mort de l'auteur

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Peanut President posted:

Le Morte De Author would be a good screen name

so would “oh no, promotheus”

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008


the calves are cramping

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


ScrubLeague posted:

you're thinking of ready player one which is a different and much worse movie than ready or not

ready or not is the hide & seek movie where Not Margot Robbie merks a bunch of rich assholes while also getting the absolute poo poo beaten out of her

not to be confused with mayhem where she does the same thing against an office building full of lawyers

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Mayhem rules. just a nice movie about killing your boss.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
There’s no ethical authors under capitalism

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

There's a pretty good write up here about JK Rowling not getting the death of the author and how her stories can be read as very reactionary. She probably doesn't get that either.
https://samkriss.com/2016/09/13/jk-rowling-and-the-cauldron-of-discourse/

quote:

Rowling’s politics didn’t create those of the Harry Potter fantasy – she is, remember, not an author but a fan. Instead, the books themselves distilled all the latent fascism out of the political mainstream, boiling the discourse into a heavy green slime, and she drank it all down in one gulp. People sometimes try to play a fun game in which they match the Hogwarts houses to political ideologies, usually ending up with a ranked list of what ideas they like and don’t like (Gryffindors are nice social liberals like me! Donald Trump is a Voldemort!). This is the wrong way of looking at it; any division into types must itself exemplify a particular type, so that the four together express a single Weltanschauung. Gryffindor are fascists according to fascist ideology itself, the ideal-ego of the fascist subject: a natural elite, strong, noble, honourable, yellow-haired, and respectful of difference, but only within strict limits. Slytherin is the same figure as she appears to the outside world, her negative aspects projected onto a despised other. Hufflepuff is the fascist’s ideal ordinary political subject, dull and stolid, but essentially good-hearted; Ravenclaw is the indeterminate other that resists assimilation into this conceptual matrix, the thing that constitutes the order through its exclusion, the figure that in the early twentieth century was identified with the body of the Jew.

Harry Potter is a profoundly reactionary fable; its fantasy isn’t really about dragons and broomsticks but the tired old fantasy of the British class system. Harry Potter is the petit-bourgeois boy who goes to a magical Eton (one that, incidentally, runs on actual slave-labour), faces a few tribulations along his way, but eventually finds himself admitted to the ranks of the aristocracy. The central moral dilemma is one of inequality – what do you do when you have one class of people who, by dint of their extraordinary powers, are innately superior to the society surrounding them? (This goes some way to explaining its popularity: Harry Potter is a book for people who are very pleased with themselves because they love books and love to read, without any judgements on what’s being read; it was never for children and always for the bored 29-year-old human resources workers they would grow into. To read Harry Potter uncritically is to adopt the posture of a Hufflepuff.) The crude, cartoon fascism of Voldemort and the Death Eaters answers that they must rule, killing and enslaving the lesser races. The good characters, meanwhile, want the wizarding world to coil up into its own superiority and seethe in its own ressentiment; every adult is seemingly employed by a government bureaucracy whose sole purpose is to maintain a system of magical apartheid. But remember that these are not actually opposing factions, only varying perspectives of a single ideological object; the difference between Dumbledore and Voldemort is as illusory as that between white nationalism and white supremacism. When JK Rowling announces what Dumbledore would do, she’s announcing the politics of the entire work, its good and evil figures all rolled into one. This is what fandom-hermeneutics fails to understand: you can’t introject a single character sliced off from its text; you can only swallow the whole thing. When JK Rowling ventriloquises her friendly wizard to say that Palestine solidarity or socialism make the Hogwarts man feel very sad, watch her head spin round to reveal the pale leering mouth of the Dark Lord.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

the real weird part about harry potter when it comes to racism is that even though we all know voldemort is racist a huge part of his coalition is made up of intelligent magical creatures who are pretty much completely fed up with the bullshit espoused by the ruling wizard leaders to the point that voldemort represents a significant improvement just because hes honest about it and is offering them material benefits for their support instead of platitudes

in my favorite subplot that pretty much noone remembers hagrid and the german half giant headmistress head off to to try and talk the giants into backing the current ruling wizards instead of voldemort and give the chieftain some kind of trinket as a token of their friendship then when they come back the next day the chieftain is dead and replaced by a guy who hates them

hagrid blames the whole experience on unseen voldemort conspirators behind the scenes and it simply does not occur to anyone that the internal politics of the giants were a wee bit more complicated than good versus evil and they might have had good historical reasons to want to murder a leader who has been discovered taking bribes from wizards

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Some Guy TT posted:

the real weird part about harry potter when it comes to racism is that even though we all know voldemort is racist a huge part of his coalition is made up of intelligent magical creatures who are pretty much completely fed up with the bullshit espoused by the ruling wizard leaders to the point that voldemort represents a significant improvement just because hes honest about it and is offering them material benefits for their support instead of platitudes

in my favorite subplot that pretty much noone remembers hagrid and the german half giant headmistress head off to to try and talk the giants into backing the current ruling wizards instead of voldemort and give the chieftain some kind of trinket as a token of their friendship then when they come back the next day the chieftain is dead and replaced by a guy who hates them

hagrid blames the whole experience on unseen voldemort conspirators behind the scenes and it simply does not occur to anyone that the internal politics of the giants were a wee bit more complicated than good versus evil and they might have had good historical reasons to want to murder a leader who has been discovered taking bribes from wizards

how is it that so many people love these books and yet completely miss things like this

The Cameo posted:

so would “oh no, promotheus”

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Uncle Wemus posted:

how is it that so many people love these books and yet completely miss things like this


my man

Fans are generally allergic to subtext

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