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Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Some excellent lists indeed, but disappointed at the lack of Piranha 3D.

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Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Blast Fantasto posted:

the What We Do in the Shadows tv show is also great. It’s an infinitely renewable premise.

I generally liked this but really dislike the emotional vampire character. It's a one-off joke that I don't think is particularly funny and consumes disproportionate screen time.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Snack Bitch posted:

Some excellent lists indeed, but disappointed at the lack of Piranha 3D.

Piranha 3D is my 2010 film of the year. Not horror film, film.

Definitely in my top 10 of the 10s

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Zwabu posted:

I generally liked this but really dislike the emotional vampire character. It's a one-off joke that I don't think is particularly funny and consumes disproportionate screen time.

I was actually surprised how often I laughed at that. I thought the same thing when the series started, that it was a one note joke that I would grow sick of quickly. But I just never did and I kept chuckling.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


In no particular order:

It Follows
Get Out
Krampus
Train to Busan
Overlord
The Babadook
What We Do in the Shadows
Curse of Chunky
Ravenous
I Am The Pretty Thing That Lives In The House

I missed a lot of critically acclaimed movies this past decade cuz I was so busy watching old garbage, which is the story of my life, really. I'd like to give a special mention to Minutes Past Midnight for having one of my favorite shorts on it, even though the whole anthology is pretty dire. And shout-out to Mike Flanagan and James Wan for being there to remind me that garbage 2000s horror will never go away, despite the horror renaissance of the last decade.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ravenous is 20 years old.

Edit: whoa wait there’s a totally separate movie also called ravenous?

Mover
Jun 30, 2008


Informally glancing through, it seems like The VVitch is the most common pick among posters for the decade though I don't think many had it in their absolute top spot.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Blast Fantasto posted:

Ravenous is 20 years old.

Edit: whoa wait there’s a totally separate movie also called ravenous?

Its real title is Les Affamés, but you try marketing something with a french title to an American audience. It roughly translates to "the starved".

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Lurdiak posted:

Its real title is Les Affamés, but you try marketing something with a french title to an American audience. It roughly translates to "the starved".

Is that the one about the cannibalistic Canadian veterinary student?

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


No, that's Raw. This is the one about chairs.

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Lurdiak posted:

Its real title is Les Affamés, but you try marketing something with a french title to an American audience. It roughly translates to "the starved".

They should have called it The Starved

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012




going to watch this tomorrow night ty <3

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Mine would go something like

1. Green Room
2. Lords of Salem
3. Hereditary
4. It Follows
5. Get Out
6. The Love Witch
7. Knife + Heart
8. 3 From Hell
9. Raw
10. Piranha 3D

with honorable mentions to Bone Tomahawk and The VVitch

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007
I shamefully haven’t seen Piranha 3D, I knew it was liked but I guess I was sleeping on a favorite of a bunch of people.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Drunkboxer posted:

I shamefully haven’t seen Piranha 3D, I knew it was liked but I guess I was sleeping on a favorite of a bunch of people.

Hit the ¿ on my post box, because ive written extensively in this thread about how great it is.

thrashingteeth
Dec 22, 2019

depressive hedonia
always tired
taco tuesday
I can't help but post my top 10 even as a newbie because I'm an attention seeking sadcase. Not in order

1. Midsommar
2. Martyrs
3. Hereditary
4. Us
5. The Decent
6. Suspiria
7. Kill list
8. Annihilation
9. The Taking of Deborah Logan
10. The VVitch

I'm going to try and watch Hagazussa tonight, it looks cool af.

Kvlt!
May 19, 2012



LMAO at the poser itt with the martyrs remake in his top 10

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

zentigeist posted:

I can't help but post my top 10 even as a newbie because I'm an attention seeking sadcase. Not in order

1. Midsommar
2. Martyrs
3. Hereditary
4. Us
5. The Decent
6. Suspiria
7. Kill list
8. Annihilation
9. The Taking of Deborah Logan
10. The VVitch

I'm going to try and watch Hagazussa tonight, it looks cool af.

Hagazussa is awesome. It’s very very slow but if you liked The Witch you probably won’t mind. Fantastic atmosphere and mood, beautiful cinematography and music, and some pretty disturbing stuff.

Also The Descent came out in 2005

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

zentigeist posted:

5. The Decent
I thought that one was OK. Not great, just alright.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I’m noticing a disturbing lack of Nuke ‘em High on everyone’s lists.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord
There was so much good horror this decade, I can’t argue with anyone’s top 10 picks even if they’re totally different from mine.

Darthemed posted:

I thought that one was OK. Not great, just alright.

lol

thrashingteeth
Dec 22, 2019

depressive hedonia
always tired
taco tuesday

gey muckle mowser posted:

Also The Descent came out in 2005

Yea that's pretty embarassing, it was fresh in my mind since I rewatched it last night lol.

thrashingteeth
Dec 22, 2019

depressive hedonia
always tired
taco tuesday

Kvlt! posted:

LMAO at the poser itt with the martyrs remake in his top 10

Fuuuucking hell I legit put two films not in the ten year period because I'm a loving idiot lol, yea the remake sucked rear end. Not even so bad it's good, just hella boring.

I'm going to yeet myself out of existence now, Christ really nailing my first post on SA over here.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

zentigeist posted:

Fuuuucking hell I legit put two films not in the ten year period because I'm a loving idiot lol, yea the remake sucked rear end. Not even so bad it's good, just hella boring.

I'm going to yeet myself out of existence now, Christ really nailing my first post on SA over here.

it’s ok your list is still good. Kvlt calls literally everyone a poser

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Yeah, he's just the thread's cyber bully.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Need a Lifetime movie about the dangers of Kvlt!.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Say something nice about Mike Flanagan and watch him rage out like Ben Affleck.

Irony.or.Death
Apr 1, 2009


Absentia was way cooler and more intense than 31

Snack Bitch
May 15, 2008

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!
Put together my favorites of 2010s
1. The VVitch
2. Baskin
3. One Cut of The Dead
4. Piranha 3D
5. Climax
6. Revenge
7. Neon Demon
8. Bliss
9. Maniac
10. School’s Out

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Darthemed posted:

Need a Lifetime movie about the dangers of Kvlt!.

If You See Kvlt!, Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
Light the Fuse, Kvlt! is Coming
Kill Kvlt!...If You Live, Shoot
Kvlt! is Here...It's The End
Don't Wait, Kvlt!...Shoot!
Kvlt! Kills Softly
Death is Sweet from the Kvlt! of God
Kvlt! Does Not Forgive

God dammit I wish all movie titles were as metal as spaghetti western titles.





Faster Pussycat, Kvlt!, Kvlt!

SomeJazzyRat
Nov 2, 2012

Hmmm...
Your Castration is a Locked Room and Only Kvlt! Has The Key

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Children Shouldn't Play With Kvlt! Things
I Drink Kvlt! Blood
I Eat Kvlt! Skin
Kvlt! Walks at Midnight
Kvlt! Walks on High Heels
Satanic Rites of Kvlt!
Kvlt! Has Risen From the Grave (obviously)

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
My favorite thing about kvlt’s cyber bullying is his relentless gatekeeping and calling people posers but then when people are posting best of the decade lists he posts a joke list of 3 movies because he knows that if he posts his real feelings people will make fun of him and call him the real poser

he also never did the write up of evil bong

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Kvlt is silly and ignorant, but he’s got guts, and guts is enough.

-Full Metal Jacket, d. Kubrick (1987)

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Top ten of the 2010s huh

I'm going to try to stick to one per year

1. 2010: The Wolfman Director's Cut
2. 2011: Apollo 18
3. 2012: V/H/S
4. 2013: Curse of Chucky
5. 2014: As Above, So Below
6. 2015: The VVitch
7. 2016: Train to Busan
8. 2017: Get Out
9. 2018: Mandy
10. 2019: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark

2019 really is kind of a crapshoot year. Lots of flawed but interesting horror films. Well, not even lots.

But the best horror film of the 2010s is in fact none of the above. It's the one, the only

Death Note 2017

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Kvlt! can be a little abrasive at times, but he's a good dude with cool tastes. Also, good to keep in mind that he's super young compared to most of us, and we were probably all assholes too at his age.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
Also cosigning that Death Note whips rear end.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Just finished Absentia. Figures something Flanagan released in 2011 looks like a early/mid 2000's DTV. Other than some shots here and there his biggest budget film, Doctor Sleep, looked like pre-prestige television. That said...I was creeped out? There is definitely a really effective shot during one of the tunnel scenes, and I found the premise spooky. The only work I hated of his so far is the end of Hill House. He's definitely a journeyman spooker.

I will say that the man has at least one shot or sequence per film that is actually scary. Hopefully one day he makes a project full of them.

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Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Burkion posted:

1. 2010: The Wolfman Director's Cut

I still have to watch this.

Death Note was a lot of fun, I was kind of stunned at how hated it was considering how insanely bad so many manga/anime adaptations are. Though it made me want to see another movie that was just LaKeith Stanfield's character travelling the world solving demon-related crimes.

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