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Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

what if the so called "real" ellen mack was also a scam bot, but like human shaped?

:wrong:

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
cybrmsk

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
oh I did my debate with Jimmy Song on the exciting question of whether BITCOIN WILL BE A GLOBAL STORE OF VALUE BY 2040.

you can listen if you like

there's also a poll, which you should vote in according to careful listening for an hour and thinking deeply on the ideas therein

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Voted Goku.

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
hey questions

how prolific was ransomware actually? is it still a problem? was the end result of an infection actually a pay up or lose your poo poo dichotomy?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

CampingCarl posted:

well that is dumber than i possibly thought
now the war pogs have the power

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

cool biRd pics posted:

hey questions

how prolific was ransomware actually? is it still a problem? was the end result of an infection actually a pay up or lose your poo poo dichotomy?

It's back. In pog bitcoin form.

Most ransomware viruses do literally nothing, and as with Melon Husk giveaways the idea is to get the dumbest person who is willing to part with their money.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
idea: a bitcoin miner virus that pops up a window saying that this is a program from el musk himself and he's using your processing power to look for aliens

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Boxturret posted:

idea: a virus that pops up a window saying that this is a program from el musk himself and he's using your creeit card to look for aliens

Lambert
Apr 15, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Fallen Rib

Paladinus posted:

It's back. In pog bitcoin form.

Most ransomware viruses do literally nothing, and as with Melon Husk giveaways the idea is to get the dumbest person who is willing to part with their money.

Plenty of ransomware encrypts your files on the drive, as tons of companies (and hospitals!) have learned recently.

And many of them decrypt for Bitcoin, but many of them also don't.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

what about both?

fisting by many
Dec 25, 2009



cool biRd pics posted:

hey questions

how prolific was ransomware actually? is it still a problem? was the end result of an infection actually a pay up or lose your poo poo dichotomy?

There's ransomware that actually works as well as ransomware of the lowest-bidder variety with decryptors publicly available. Who knows what you'll get :shrug:

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

it seems like every other week some entire city or a hospital gets hit with ransomware and they don't have any backups

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

sleepy gary posted:

it seems like every other week some entire city or a hospital gets hit with ransomware and they don't have any backups

if only they used the block-chain

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Butt-chain

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
:popeye:

Masiakasaurus
Oct 11, 2012

sleepy gary posted:

it seems like every other week some entire city or a hospital gets hit with ransomware and they don't have any backups
some variants now look for network connected backup storage and erase it, you need to have offline storage to be safe (which you should do anyway).

klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry
Always store a cold backup under your bird bath. It’s just common sense.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Boxturret posted:

if only they used the block-chain
i too think we should be putting everyone's medical and billing history on the blockchain. if we start now we can have today's data finished uploading just before the sun explodes.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?
I have over 24 million worth of crypto but I can’t access it!
(self.legaladvice)
submitted 4 hours ago * by johnporter22

So a wile back I invested in a crypto currency, I started off small investing only $50 which turned out to be an incredibly smart decision considering I made $7,000 two days after investing the $50. So after that I made another transaction and invested $200 which also grow to about $13,400 over a week. It’s been nearly 7 months now and I have invested $2,000 altogether which is now worth more than $24 million. But I’m having trouble accessing it the money, I’ve been doing the these transactions through my personal email address, the person I’m making the transactions with keeps making me pay transaction fees(I’m in America but the person I’m making the transactions with is in India) and I’m starting to get concerned that I’m not going to be able to access this money.

What can I do to access the $24m or at least get back the $2k that I originally invested?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

...! posted:

I have over 24 million worth of crypto but I can’t access it!
(self.legaladvice)
submitted 4 hours ago * by johnporter22

So a wile back I invested in a crypto currency, I started off small investing only $50 which turned out to be an incredibly smart decision considering I made $7,000 two days after investing the $50. So after that I made another transaction and invested $200 which also grow to about $13,400 over a week. It’s been nearly 7 months now and I have invested $2,000 altogether which is now worth more than $24 million. But I’m having trouble accessing it the money, I’ve been doing the these transactions through my personal email address, the person I’m making the transactions with keeps making me pay transaction fees(I’m in America but the person I’m making the transactions with is in India) and I’m starting to get concerned that I’m not going to be able to access this money.

What can I do to access the $24m or at least get back the $2k that I originally invested?

:discourse:

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

hello sir I am a bit-coin arbiter and I can retrieve your $24M but to clear the taxes and government fees I will need ten thousand dollars of google play gift card codes

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

look it can't be a scam, i made small deposits to check and they worked!!

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
I sent a stranger $50 and two days later he emailed me to say it was worth $7000. obviously I'm a genius

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
a heartwarming twitter thread, and very buttcoin - do click through

https://twitter.com/KyleSGibson/status/1209167950827012096

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
YOSPOS > buttcoin: an incredibly smart decision!

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Paladinus posted:

Most ransomware viruses do literally nothing, and as with Melon Husk giveaways the idea is to get the dumbest person who is willing to part with their money.

Bitcoin ones especially. Remember the first major ransomware campaign involving bitcoin? IIRC it was a big time Russian mob-backed effort, the kind with funding behind it that really will release the data if paid in time. It seems 3 days is not nearly long enough to figure out how to use bitcoin, and this was tarnishing the ransomware scene's reputation for honesty and trustworthiness as such, meaning people were less likely to bother trying to pay ransom.

It was such a disaster that they had to create a customer support department with lines that victims could call to try and guide them safely through the bitcoin process, and give them a free decrypt key if it was genuinely impossible to do within the malware's 72 hour time limit, so they switched to Monero etc pretty quick.

When criminals use bitcoin it makes the criminal look worse by association, not bitcoins

Syd Midnight fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Dec 24, 2019

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I remember way back in the early days, some porn site tried accepting bitcoin and found that it hurt their conversion rate to simply offer it along side the normal methods of payment.

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Azathoth posted:

I remember way back in the early days, some porn site tried accepting bitcoin and found that it hurt their conversion rate to simply offer it along side the normal methods of payment.

that was wikipedia

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Azathoth posted:

I remember way back in the early days, some porn site tried accepting bitcoin and found that it hurt their conversion rate to simply offer it along side the normal methods of payment.

...! posted:

that was wikipedia

lol

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
no there was also definitely a porn site that came to the same conclusions too

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Azathoth posted:

I remember way back in the early days, some porn site tried accepting bitcoin and found that it hurt their conversion rate to simply offer it along side the normal methods of payment.
this has happened multiple times. it happened to wikipedia (specifically they found that adding bitcoin button reduced average donation size) and also some smaller merchants have independently discovered the same thing.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i love that hemp soap guy that accepted bitcoins for a while but after getting absolutely no sales with it removed it which caused the bitcoiners to go crazy and phone his house and threaten him

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Whatever happened to that food truck that (exclusively) took bitcoin

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

Whatever happened to that food truck that (exclusively) took bitcoin

it died op


literally 3 days ago

i don't know if this is the same one you're thinking of but i do remember this one coming up before

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

maybe they went out of business because of the insufferable branding rather than the bitcoins, it's impossible to tell

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Boxturret posted:

it died op


literally 3 days ago

i don't know if this is the same one you're thinking of but i do remember this one coming up before

rip in piss cheese dudes

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Boxturret posted:

no there was also definitely a porn site that came to the same conclusions too

featured performer jimmy wails spread on the banner is still a mixed blessing for those pay sites

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
nah wasn't wikipedia, it was mozilla - from the second-best book ever written about bitcoin (because the first is still "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds" from 1841):

I posted:

The Mozilla Foundation, the charity that develops the Firefox web browser, began accepting Bitcoin donations for their end of 2014 campaign. This wasn’t good enough for the advocates: they demanded Mozilla include Bitcoin prominently on the primary donation page! With millions of page views, it was quite easy to run an A/B test, where you serve a different version of the page to a fraction of the viewers and can directly compare the effects of the two versions. The A/B test showed that the text “Donate with Bitcoin” dropped revenue per visitor by 7.5%; adding the text would have lost them $140,000 over the campaign, for the sake of a few thousand dollars in Bitcoin. The Bitcoin community, of course, claimed that this literal direct measurement was somehow statistically bogus, listing objections that showed they didn’t understand what an A/B test was.

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
oh right i forgot mozilla existed

the wikipedia thing was them saying that if they accepted bitcoin they'd hit their donation goals in minutes which is pretty bitcoin

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