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Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

albany academy posted:

this thread is perfect for.me.rjbjt now

rjbjt is my new personall motto

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Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
beer # thirty something. stomach and mouth making noises that they arent supposed to. bird strike on both enginges losing power cant make bedport i may end up on the floor

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Oh boy, dopamine rebound, that means I get to get drunk again only with way more twitching and nausea!

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Nigmaetcetera posted:

rjbjt is my new personall motto

I don't remember this. That must mean the genie granted my wish!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv0hlbWpa1w

this glide path

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my livers like to my kidneys all "father i am under attac j from the sea by unknow forces they sacked my city send help

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
drat I do not remember making my last post but I do remember giving my keys away last night. How responsible!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I got something approximating 3 hours of sleep and I'm back in action baby

resuming Beersmas in preparation for opening presents

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016
Ugh.

I'm too old to sleep on the couch.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
hell yeah cracking my first christmas beer while i sit at home by myself waiting for letterkenny to release in canada so i can :filez: it

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Eldercain posted:

hell yeah cracking my first christmas beer while i sit at home by myself waiting for letterkenny to release in canada so i can :filez: it

So you were pirating TV shows tha other daaaaaayyyyy

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

mycomancy posted:

So you were pirating TV shows tha other daaaaaayyyyy

get this guy (me) a fukken puppers

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I drank probably twice as much as I normally would in one night and now I feel empty inside and depressed. Alcohol is a lovely drug.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Colonel Cancer posted:

I drank probably twice as much as I normally would in one night and now I feel empty inside and depressed. Alcohol is a lovely drug.

yeah it'd be nice if you didn't have to keep re-applying it to get the empty and depressed out

lemme know if you find a better one tho

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Eldercain posted:

yeah it'd be nice if you didn't have to keep re-applying it to get the empty and depressed out

lemme know if you find a better one tho

:weedass: :2bong:

I'm going to a boxing day sale in a local headshop tomorrow.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
watching this soccer mom do a field sobriety test in front of my house, don't drink and drive folks she just got cuffed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Haha who gets drunk this early in the day

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

Mnoba posted:

watching this soccer mom do a field sobriety test in front of my house, don't drink and drive folks she just got cuffed

Lol merry Christmas

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Colonel Cancer posted:

Haha who gets drunk this early in the day

my kids are mad at the cop, while my wife watches drinking a mimosa lmao

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Colonel Cancer posted:

Haha who gets drunk this early in the day

are u sure u got the right thread

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Eldercain posted:

are u sure u got the right thread

I come from a very hard drinking culture and the common wisdom is that if you start drinking before noonish you've got a problem otherwise you're good to go regardless of the amount :shrug:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
got less than a week now to drink all the 2019 alcohol :ohdear:

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Godspeed you drunk emperor.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My city gas station is like the only place that sales beer 24/7 so picked up a 12 pack of henry's for post family christmas morning

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
finally i have a reprieve from present-giving until tonight, time to resume beers

the plastic knight armor and accessories i got for my nephews was a big hit

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
3

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
2

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
1

1st_Panzer_Div.
May 11, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Drink!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
I am about to eat an amount of food that willd probably make me sick

beer # 47 since 1pm yesterday

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Eldercain posted:

I wonder what people who don't need a drunk posting thread's life are like anyone else know?

I hosed up and lost a bottle of scotch somewhere and now I don't have any booze for Christmas and it's loving awful, so that's what I imagine it's always like for them.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

That is truly Something Awful!!!!!!

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Obsidianheart posted:

I hosed up and lost a bottle of scotch somewhere and now I don't have any booze for Christmas and it's loving awful, so that's what I imagine it's always like for them.

I recommend drinking it fast.

White russians are a good holiday drink. Even better when youre wearing a robe and flip flops.

Tnuctip fucked around with this message at 02:48 on Dec 26, 2019

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

Tnuctip posted:

I recommend drinking it fast.

White russians are a good holiday drink. Even better when youre wearing a robe and flip flops.

Dunno where it is. Is it at my mom's? Is it in my desk at work? I have no idea. It's not in my apartment and it's not in my car so it's not going in me.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
sending thoughts and prayers, friend :(

options, assuming no stores are open:

1) call a friend and beg them to bring you some
2) ransack your home looking for it

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
my sister and brother in law bought this new galaxy whatever thing for my mom and were trying to explain to me how to help her use it, in the process i just bashed on apple in general and said that I hated their products. then I realized that was the thing they had bought. i did this while breathing beer stench into their faces. i did not apaologize

still going at hour 36

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Listening to Oldie by Odd Future on my new echo dot. They're listening to me, but who cares when I have this great taste.

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I woke up hungover on my friends couch this morning, went home and played video games for 2 hours. Then I took a nap for 8 hours and woke up to make a steak and now I'm watching letterkenny and on beer 4.

Why did I ever do family Christmas this is so much better

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
who the gently caress is letterkenny

ive stoped counting beers. i invited my barn cat in to kill some mice. well probabaly cuddle when i pass out in a few hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VzZi-YrkRY

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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Zippy the Bummer posted:

who the gently caress is letterkenny

Google it. They drink a lot in the show is good

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