GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

FreshCutFries posted:

ChubbyChecker posted:

click the quote and read the thread to see more pics

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

In one morning, Franklin has cleared a bookshelf, taken down the curtains (twice, 2 diff. curtains), tried to steal a bran muffin, sampled some chicken casserole, tried to knock over my teapot, and tried to fistfight the microwave.

I choose to believe he was listening to this at full volume in his little kitty head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa3yrmFQjM4

Manifisto posted:

that's okay, I'm sure he was just having an off day and his energy will return tomorrow

nut posted:

the concept of dune sounds like a great movie script they should get someone of renown to make a good version of it

cda posted:

when weed was illegal

dealer: try this strain, its called "Cartel Mule poo poo" because it was grown by mexican cartels and its covered in the poo poo of the drug mules they use to bring it into the country. the poo poo is what gets you hosed up its less than 1% thc. dont worry though its not physically addictive, its only psychologically addictive, it cant kill you, only make you schizophrenic. its all ive got, if you dont want this, i've got some oregano for ya, ether way once you buy it i'm going to bust you because i'm a cop.

me: chill

now that weed is legal

marijuana sommelier: weve got sixty strains you can choose among, from Marlboro Green to Marlboro Green Ultra. the one you want is mostly going to depend on what kind of high you want to get and what vape you have, because they put a chip in the weed so you can only use it with a Licensed Vape. the chip is what gets you hosed up, and when you smoke it it goes in your blood and you become the property of the company. this strain is called Sackler Gold and its physically, sexually, environmentally, psychologically, and digitally addictive. its nine trillion percent thc. the only way to come down from the high is to murder someone and eat their eyeballs but dont worry, thats exactly what you'll want to do once you smoke it. if you don't like this, too bad because i'm a cop amd if you don't buy it i have to shoot you or they send me to cop jail.

me: not chill

google THIS posted:

WHAT DO YOU CALL SIX BILLION HUMANS AT THE BOTTOM OF A VAT OF STASIS FLUID, THEIR LIFE ENERGY BEING SIPHONED TO FUEL US WHILE THEIR MINDS LIVE, SUFFER, AND DIE INSIDE A SIMULATED REALITY? A START. THANK YOU, I WILL BE HERE ALL TERACYCLE.

nut posted:

plz baby come back and pimp my car

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FutonForensic posted:

anyone ever lie awake at night wondering if BYOB will be gone in the morning, and also that a blue whale's penis is heavy enough to crush a person to death? is that weird, to be anxious over the loss offer an extremely niche message board, and to think about a blue whale's penis pressing down on me, ensconcing me in an all-consuming embrace, until it overwhelms me as the last thing i ever experience? maybe im alone on this

SardonicTyrant posted:

I mean if you want to simulate a blue whale's penis crushing you to death you can get a few weighted blankets.

vanisher posted:

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Manifisto posted:

each day come matins I arise and with open hand thrust a tome upon the nightstand. 'tis the aeneid and I forthwith commence a pantomime of the maneuvers of the hero, aeneas.

cda posted:

i like this post because it took me until the very last word for it to dawn on me what was happening

cda posted:

i like this post because it took me until the very last word for it to dawn on me what was happening

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

holy loving poo poo that's good

Luvcow posted:

Manifisto posted:

me: wow that was some amazing stuff at the seance. girl you freaky wit dat ectoplasm. let's do that again.

me: havent heard from u but still wow we had a moment didn't we. tag me back yo?

me: not sure this ouija board workin, it's been three weeks. girl what plane of existence u on?

me: just watched that old movie with the clay pottery scene, gave me a mood, come on girl let's make a pitcher

me: it's our anniversary lol, went to the graveyard and got drunk, didnt see u but thats ok

me: u up

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FutonForensic posted:

historical evidence

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Yule cowards don't even smoke noel

fishtobaskets posted:

Guys, I'm not trying to goonrush this thread or anything, but we in the star wars games community came up with this mashup that we would really appreciate your participation in:
https://twitter.com/fishtobaskets/status/1208173444774481920

retweet it is i guess what we're asking?

CaptainPsyko posted:

This is from the Mandalorian thread in TVIV but it doesn’t spoil anything and you don’t even have to care about Star War to appreciate the absolute brilliance of this video clip edit:

deep dish peat moss posted:

Please do not post bad posts here, or posts from other forums.

CaptainPsyko posted:

oops my bad

Manifisto posted:

do not sweat it, it's good that you wanted to participate & share and what you posted was pretty cool into the bargain. I'd rather people participated and made the occasional oopsie than feeling too intimidated to post anything.

Nosfereefer posted:

*onan runs out of his cave, waving his hands excitedly at the other tribespeople*

"guys, GUYS!! you'll never believe what ive just discovered!!"

CaptainPsyko posted:

The Clowner posted:

lil Jon's interior decorator: "would you like me to put the painting of you next to the window, or next to the wall?"

Macnult posted:

short stories of how things were invented:

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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

I temper my ego with acts of self humility, such as walking into a wall or accidently leaving the television remote in the fridge. Sure, I could use my brain to convince myself I'm a tower of iron will surrounded by an aura of invincibility because my intellect is so overpoweringly awesome my enemies stand no chance, but then right after that my loving belt loop is going to get stuck on the goddamn screen porch handle again because it's the perfect height to do so and I'll be right back to where I started, having to convince myself that such a thing was beneath me.

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