Make The New Cats Movie Worse

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 07:54

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 22:11

Action-Bastard: Jan 1, 2008

Tip posted:

OP close the thread because no one is topping this.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:01

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

TIP fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Dec 31, 2019

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:05

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

I�m da pussy judger. :downs:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:06

OgNar: Oct 26, 2002; They tapdance not, neither do they fart

Can Cats even be made worse??

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:39

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 08:48

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

The metro Goldwyn mayor marquee flips around and you see old metro cumming in the lions rear end in a top hat while a doctor gives him a prostate massage.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:46

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The metro Goldwyn mayor marquee flips around and you see old metro cumming in the lions rear end in a top hat while a doctor gives him a prostate massage.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:52

Esplanade: Jan 6, 2005

Only BSS readers will get this one, but I don't care:

Esplanade fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Dec 31, 2019

# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:54

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Esplanade posted:

Only BSS readers will get this one, but I don't care:

c�yeh c�yeh c�yeh

# ? Dec 31, 2019 09:57

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

# ? Dec 31, 2019 10:26

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Tip posted:

lmao

# ? Dec 31, 2019 10:57

Samovar: Jun 4, 2011; I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻

Esplanade posted:

Only BSS readers will get this one, but I don't care:

They do get it.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 11:11

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Tip posted:

first loving post drat

# ? Dec 31, 2019 11:14

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Dec 31, 2019 12:55

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

It's manageable but it takes a little extra work.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 12:59

The Kins: Oct 2, 2004

Quick-n-dirty blank version without the weird girl cat mutant here if you so desire.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 13:09

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

The Kins posted:

Quick-n-dirty blank version without the weird girl cat mutant here if you so desire.

I'm not sure this is actually worse. It's a lateral move if anything.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 13:11

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wait, you said "worse". Sorry.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 14:18

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:10

A LOVELY LAD: Feb 8, 2006; Hey man, wanna hear a secret?; College Slice

# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:10

Schweinhund: Oct 23, 2004

# ? Dec 31, 2019 15:40

Dignity Van Houten: Jul 28, 2006; abcdefghijk
ELLAMENNO-P

Drink-Mix Man posted:

This has awakened something deep within me

# ? Dec 31, 2019 16:21

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

Schweinhund posted:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 17:50

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Schweinhund posted:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:09

tmm3k: Jul 19, 2006

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:43

itry: Aug 23, 2019

This thread's off to a great start.

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

But where's the edit :confused:

# ? Dec 31, 2019 21:45

Swedish Thaumocracy: Jul 11, 2006; Strength of >800 Men
Honor of 0; Grimey Drawer

# ? Dec 31, 2019 22:40

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Can't wait for the spinoff movies. Bats, dogs, chinchillas, water bears

# ? Dec 31, 2019 23:18

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

This might be too subtle a play on the obvious...

No ring...

# ? Dec 31, 2019 23:48

itry: Aug 23, 2019

I just ran with a premise and... I may have accidently made it better? Not sure.

Edit: Also lmbo at the IMDB score.

# ? Dec 31, 2019 23:59

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

itry posted:

Edit: Also lmbo at the IMDB score.

lol, it's really really hard to get that low of a score on IMDB.

Also, :five:

for sure.

# ? Jan 1, 2020 00:04

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

# ? Jan 1, 2020 00:10

Call Your Grandma: Jan 17, 2010

# ? Jan 1, 2020 02:26

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Cable Guy posted:

They'd have done it if the movie had done well

# ? Jan 1, 2020 03:12

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Speleothing posted:

They'd have done it if the movie had done well

Do you mean the fact it's a book cover? As far as I know it's a real cover... just when I searched for the movie poster as source, it came up and I didn't notice when I was working till too late. :effort:

# ? Jan 1, 2020 03:45

vandalism: Aug 4, 2003

I can't do photoshop but imagine the movie poster with the words pee pee poo poo man where cats should be... lmao.

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# ? Jan 1, 2020 04:56